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Played beer league hockey tonight. Won 4-2. 1 goal, three assists. Miss locker

Locker room banter Being a ringer is fun despite my advan...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
how shit is this league if you're playing with guys that can...
dark cuck abode
  11/16/17
Pretty shit
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
need you to go to ny and play against RSF's team. put the st...
Racy sexy hospital depressive
  11/16/17
Would be fun. Tbf, I'd walk him every shift. ..and obeezy to...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
180
Racy sexy hospital depressive
  11/16/17
what level are you playing at? I've been beer leaguing it f...
Lake site keepsake machete
  11/16/17
Is tier ii. Not enough players for tier 1. For the tier 1...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
what position do you play? are you the best player on th...
Lake site keepsake machete
  11/16/17
Forward, unless were short handed and they put me in the bac...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
180. I play in a larger market and there is one guy, mu...
Lake site keepsake machete
  11/16/17
I just bring a half rack of PBR and call it good. If it doe...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
I noticed the 45 yo chick was wearing a wedding ring under h...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
Sounds like a high T chick waiting for you to initiate the g...
Cracking Hissy Fit Box Office
  11/16/17
...
Mahogany Nursing Home Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/16/17
Sick Omaha Lancers shoutout. Tell him the Lincoln Stars p...
dashing dog poop parlour
  11/16/17
My hockey bag negro https://imgur.com/a/kzJl0
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
that looks like some smelly shit there bro
Wonderful Hominid Locus
  11/16/17
xo Lincoln Stars or nothing
dashing dog poop parlour
  11/16/17
Looks like a true beer leaguer's shit very credible poaster ...
fantasy-prone bearded station
  11/16/17
(5'4'' enforcer)
Umber misanthropic parlor
  11/16/17
how long have you had those skates?
Mahogany Nursing Home Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/16/17
I think they're like 5 years old. Didn't play for 3-4 years ...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
pants are exactly like the old CCM rangers pants
Violent Talented School
  11/16/17
I'm the best rubber eater on the board. You could take 10 sh...
talking fortuitous meteor
  11/16/17
I hate goalies. Always smacking me in the back of my legs w...
Lake site keepsake machete
  11/16/17
I just want someone to break one of Quick's knees.
Ocher very tactful background story old irish cottage
  11/16/17
take off the skates faggot. come to a football field. take t...
Seedy Idiot Shrine
  11/16/17
Gladly.
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
...
Seedy Idiot Shrine
  11/16/17
lol I would head fake your ass so bad
Wonderful Hominid Locus
  11/16/17
"head fake" nobody who played football looks at...
Seedy Idiot Shrine
  11/16/17
haha, and I would just leap over you, effortlessly, with my ...
Wonderful Hominid Locus
  11/16/17
your highest jump would put you beady eye level with me as I...
Seedy Idiot Shrine
  11/16/17
At which point I spin around when I land and dash 100 yards ...
Wonderful Hominid Locus
  11/16/17
lol
Seedy Idiot Shrine
  11/16/17
I grew up pwning Alaskans in hockey and would pwn you too, g...
fantasy-prone bearded station
  11/16/17
2nd to Naked BBing, IME
Violent Talented School
  11/16/17
Would actually be a bit disappointed if you didn't talk at l...
Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness
  11/16/17
I chirp more with the foil on
fantasy-prone bearded station
  11/16/17
(5'4'' tough guy)
Umber misanthropic parlor
  11/16/17
So you are like the chilmata of hockey?
Wonderful Hominid Locus
  11/16/17
i'm a ringer btw
elite clear main people
  11/16/17
ljl at dirte's auston matthews edgework styling all over bee...
Mahogany Nursing Home Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/16/17
lol @ obeezy still pushing this LOL narrative that he is som...
buck-toothed grizzly chad
  11/16/17
How does obeezy still post here?
buck-toothed grizzly chad
  03/21/18


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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

Locker room banter

Being a ringer is fun despite my advance weight, I can still move the puck effortlessly and thread needles to teammates that can rarely catch a pass. Still fun and motivates me to get in better shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698581)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: dark cuck abode

how shit is this league if you're playing with guys that can't catch a pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 AM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

Pretty shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698651)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:39 AM
Author: Racy sexy hospital depressive

need you to go to ny and play against RSF's team. put the stream on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698585)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

Would be fun. Tbf, I'd walk him every shift. ..and obeezy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698587)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: Racy sexy hospital depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698591)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Lake site keepsake machete

what level are you playing at? I've been beer leaguing it for about 8 years now and it's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698606)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:49 AM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

Is tier ii. Not enough players for tier 1. For the tier 1 tournaments, they pull all the best tier ii players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698611)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:53 AM
Author: Lake site keepsake machete

what position do you play?

are you the best player on the team?

describe the worst player on the team.

do you have guys in their 40s that get in fights every time/kicked out of every game? i always wonder what shit those guys have going on in their life that causes them to flip the fuck out at the weekly beer league games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698619)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 AM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

Forward, unless were short handed and they put me in the back because my skating ability.

Easily the best player on my team. One guy is OK. Played for the Omaha lancers like 25 years ago. Every one else really sucks

45 yo female that can hardly skate. She's fit though, but she still sucks...bad.

Haven't seen a single fight yet. One guy stepped up to me the very first game. I just grabbed him by the throat and he buckled. No words or chippiness thereafter. Generally a chill fun atmosphere most of the time.

All in all a good time. If I we're in a larger market, I'd play in the upper echelon leagues, but this is still fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698648)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: Lake site keepsake machete

180.

I play in a larger market and there is one guy, must be in his 40s/50s, that has gotten kicked out of nearly every game this season. When he gets kicked out he refuses to leave the ice for 5 minutes, until his teammates finally convince him to gtfo so we can play.

I assume if it wasn't for these weekly games he'd be beating the shit out of his wife. Maybe he still does.

Has anyone fucked the 45 yo female? How do you determine to brings the weekly beers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698666)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

I just bring a half rack of PBR and call it good. If it doesn't get drank, I recycle it for next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698669)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

I noticed the 45 yo chick was wearing a wedding ring under her hockey gloves at intermission. That was weird. She's like 5'4 and weighs like 100 lbs. Leathery runner's face. I'm quite certain she has a six pack though. She's not funny and never cracks jokes. Not at all a cool person on the bench. Most others are cracking jokes... saying, "Nice Pass!" etc. She literally says nothing and doesn't laugh at anyone's jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700515)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Cracking Hissy Fit Box Office

Sounds like a high T chick waiting for you to initiate the gang bang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700643)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Nursing Home Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701758)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: dashing dog poop parlour

Sick Omaha Lancers shoutout.

Tell him the Lincoln Stars pwn the Lancers though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700568)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

My hockey bag negro

https://imgur.com/a/kzJl0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700618)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Hominid Locus

that looks like some smelly shit there bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701780)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: dashing dog poop parlour

xo Lincoln Stars or nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701822)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bearded station

Looks like a true beer leaguer's shit very credible poaster here.

Despite not knowing what "finishing a check" means.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701860)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Umber misanthropic parlor

(5'4'' enforcer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34702102)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:34 PM
Author: Mahogany Nursing Home Scourge Upon The Earth

how long have you had those skates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701909)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

I think they're like 5 years old. Didn't play for 3-4 years after buying them. I put new insoles in them, and now I actually like them. Pants are probably 25 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34703701)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: Violent Talented School

pants are exactly like the old CCM rangers pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34703758)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: talking fortuitous meteor

I'm the best rubber eater on the board. You could take 10 shootouts and not score once htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698620)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: Lake site keepsake machete

I hate goalies. Always smacking me in the back of my legs when I'm in front but always the first to cry foul if you touch them (or god forbid, spray them with ice).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698667)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: Ocher very tactful background story old irish cottage

I just want someone to break one of Quick's knees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34699121)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Seedy Idiot Shrine

take off the skates faggot. come to a football field. take the ball at the 10, line up 2 yards across and see how far you get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700534)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

Gladly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700546)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Seedy Idiot Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700548)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Hominid Locus

lol I would head fake your ass so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700579)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:02 PM
Author: Seedy Idiot Shrine

"head fake"

nobody who played football looks at the head. i'd watch your gay hips wiggle, then go low, wrap you up around the knees and run you back 90 yards and dump you in the endzone 12 seconds after you yelled "hike."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701670)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Hominid Locus

haha, and I would just leap over you, effortlessly, with my extremely powerful and agile legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701686)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Seedy Idiot Shrine

your highest jump would put you beady eye level with me as I smiled and shoulder checked you 10 yards backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701697)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Hominid Locus

At which point I spin around when I land and dash 100 yards to the other end zone where I spike the ball and it lands on your head ten seconds later as your fat ass comes panting down the field. Nigga please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701704)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Seedy Idiot Shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701710)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bearded station

I grew up pwning Alaskans in hockey and would pwn you too, guy.

Beer league is 180. Hockey is the bet culture in sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700612)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Violent Talented School

2nd to Naked BBing, IME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700663)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:01 PM
Author: Sienna motley twinkling uncleanness

Would actually be a bit disappointed if you didn't talk at least a little shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701049)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bearded station

I chirp more with the foil on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701764)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Umber misanthropic parlor

(5'4'' tough guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34702107)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Hominid Locus

So you are like the chilmata of hockey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701657)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: elite clear main people

i'm a ringer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701719)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Mahogany Nursing Home Scourge Upon The Earth

ljl at dirte's auston matthews edgework styling all over beer league scrubs then firing it home on one knee like stamkos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701745)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed grizzly chad

lol @ obeezy still pushing this LOL narrative that he is some sort of bruising enforcer at 5'0''.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34703710)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: buck-toothed grizzly chad

How does obeezy still post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#35655993)