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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8 For the tl/dr c...
Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine
  11/16/17
“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”
Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine
  11/16/17
Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing
Kink-friendly Burgundy Whorehouse
  11/16/17
Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Par...
Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine
  11/16/17
He can really drop some Koz-loads.
Passionate frisky tank antidepressant drug
  11/16/17
dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?
Hideous lascivious cruise ship
  11/16/17
Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star metho...
Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine
  11/16/17
Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"
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Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, a...
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Insanely creepy glittery den
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IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?
Mischievous cuckoldry
  11/16/17
lol 180
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He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he t...
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cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic c...
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Well-lubricated garrison
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I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too m...
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Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argume...
Massive athletic conference wagecucks
  11/16/17
His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine m...
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  11/16/17
But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This i...
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Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine
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That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever ...
Exciting sneaky criminal
  11/17/17
ever litigate against a pro se?
Claret weed whacker
  11/17/17
How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt...
Mischievous cuckoldry
  11/16/17
This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes f...
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It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it r...
Massive athletic conference wagecucks
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How much time do you have to research these issues and how m...
Well-lubricated garrison
  11/16/17
by reading the briefs?
misunderstood parlour faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
How is it different from going to law school and reading cas...
greedy heaven
  11/16/17
unbelievable chutzpah on display here
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  11/16/17
lmao fag
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  11/16/17
God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.
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  11/16/17
These "judges" are really full of themselves.
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I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.
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All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard d...
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Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty a...
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Crusty Locus
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jfc my asshold hurts just watching that
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Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his fi...
twinkling disgusting state love of her life
  11/16/17
Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.
Charismatic mahogany stock car feces
  11/16/17
We should send him a get well soon card. To Luis, Hop...
floppy turquoise public bath
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https://www.ayonlaw.com/ is this tedcruztp?
twinkling disgusting state love of her life
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Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional ha...
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Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine
  11/16/17
the judges can be pricks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
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You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.
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look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; ...
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Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does...
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https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4
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I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at...
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Link?
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wtf
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This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued be...
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Nudist center cuckold
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Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan h...
confused water buffalo
  11/16/17
Sounds right to me
Exciting sneaky criminal
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This is one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watc...
Razzle Narrow-minded Stage Jew
  11/16/17
(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit o...
Crusty Locus
  11/16/17
It's from an old TSINAH thread.
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"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed whil...
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lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to ge...
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  11/16/17
The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he'...
Hideous lascivious cruise ship
  11/16/17
I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to...
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  11/16/17
um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same
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  11/16/17
That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.
impressive high-end liquid oxygen stage
  11/16/17
Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer f...
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  11/16/17
Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. ...
Hideous lascivious cruise ship
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nice try evan
Crusty Locus
  11/16/17
Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.
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subtle
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  11/16/17
easy there buddy
twinkling disgusting state love of her life
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why is he holding a pen the entire time?
fighting faggotry
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One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.
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Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine
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9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant...
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it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to h...
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You're done here, little breh. Run along now. Edit: LOL a...
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my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.
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Do any BU guys know this dude?
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xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck
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fuck the judges there
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(Luis Ayon)
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i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell...
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odds luis ayon will find this thread?
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this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 ye...
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It seems we do both now.
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he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeo...
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Agreed. He would have done better had he immediately shifte...
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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8

For the tl/dr crowd it starts getting brutal at like the 5 minute mark (and the next 2.5 minutes are the roughest).

“The longer you talk the less convincing you are.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699706)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine

“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Burgundy Whorehouse

Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699825)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine

Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Parker guy but he’s drilling this guy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699857)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Passionate frisky tank antidepressant drug

He can really drop some Koz-loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701842)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Hideous lascivious cruise ship

dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699878)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine

Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star methodology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699904)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: confused water buffalo

Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699835)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Citrine geriatric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699854)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant parlor partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699967)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Hideous lascivious cruise ship

Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, appointed to the bench by both a Democrat and a Republican, and still sounds like a blue collar Brooklyn guy. "Ay- let's be real. You're out heah trying to get this property for $5 grand, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699869)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy glittery den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704695)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: Mischievous cuckoldry

IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704731)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: misunderstood parlour faggot firefighter

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699871)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: bespoke snowy orchestra pit

He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he told them their questions weren’t relevant. So he deserved a little of this. But fuck man, those judges were over the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699937)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Hideous lascivious cruise ship

cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic comment before he even got a word in. But I think they read his briefs and know they were going to ream him out no matter what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699951)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Well-lubricated garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Charismatic mahogany stock car feces

I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700146)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Massive athletic conference wagecucks

Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argument in the briefing must've been offensively shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700569)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: cracking clear kitty cat

His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine months of unpaid dues, with the deed and foreclosure sale clearly disclosing that the super-priority lien would still exist after the sale (as it is held by the mortgagee). Nonetheless, his client sued to quiet title by arguing that the HOA could not split the lien, and therefore, even though the HOA only purported to sell and he only purported to buy the sub-priority lien, it actually transferred both the sub-priority and super-priority liens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700687)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine

But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This is hardly the shittiest argument these guys have seen. No reason to beat the shit out of the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700715)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701130)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Exciting sneaky criminal

That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever heard of. Please give me some examples of shittier arguments LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706890)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Claret weed whacker

ever litigate against a pro se?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709316)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Mischievous cuckoldry

How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt extensively with this area of law? You have to admire these judges or understand why they hire only magna HLS grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700785)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: floppy turquoise public bath

This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes for HOA loans. I know a dude in (iirc) Tucson that makes a entire living defending a single bank against these claims. I bet these guys have seen this argument a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700811)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Massive athletic conference wagecucks

It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it right this second, but I did clerk, and you've got the time to look into shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700816)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated garrison

How much time do you have to research these issues and how many opinions are you writing at a given time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702571)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: misunderstood parlour faggot firefighter

by reading the briefs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700979)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: greedy heaven

How is it different from going to law school and reading cases on random shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702195)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: excitant crawly lettuce church

unbelievable chutzpah on display here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: hot library

lmao fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699984)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Charismatic mahogany stock car feces

God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700084)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Stage Jew

These "judges" are really full of themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700151)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Charismatic mahogany stock car feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700326)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: lavender rebellious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700823)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Nudist center cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704653)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Mischievous cuckoldry

I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700215)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: hilarious rigor nowag

All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard day for him. I guess it could have gone worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700344)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: hilarious rigor nowag

Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty awful.

However, this is pussycat stuff compared to a bad day in Family Court in South Carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700355)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Magical Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705773)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Crusty Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700345)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: demanding trust fund location

jfc my asshold hurts just watching that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700460)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: twinkling disgusting state love of her life

Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his firm profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700473)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Charismatic mahogany stock car feces

Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700517)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: floppy turquoise public bath

We should send him a get well soon card.

To Luis,

Hope your holes get better.

Love,

Xoxohth/autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting state love of her life

https://www.ayonlaw.com/

is this tedcruztp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700670)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: contagious ticket booth

Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional haircut for his pic. Guess he copped dat jerb after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700770)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701410)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: titillating slippery hall striped hyena

the judges can be pricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMsZDH9XhU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700681)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant brass resort community account

You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701637)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: 180 insecure main people

look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; just putting together the record for appeal is daunting. the actually OA is easy as fuck LJL at these boomers fumbling like 1L faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219646)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Nudist center cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700858)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Tripping beady-eyed school cafeteria

Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does being a sarcastic asshole have to do with correctly interpreting the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701093)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: floppy turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701584)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant brass resort community account

https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701708)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house

I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at argument and was disbarred (iirc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703411)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Arousing Shrine

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703508)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: shivering half-breed laser beams

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057964)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Comical meetinghouse goal in life

This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued before Gorsuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219658)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Nudist center cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701892)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: confused water buffalo

Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan here, to get Wells Fargo to settle for less than the full amount of the lein and instead they decided to just win the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701930)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Exciting sneaky criminal

Sounds right to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706939)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Stage Jew

This is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZDipKRH0c&feature=youtu.be&t=32m10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701940)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Crusty Locus

(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit oral arguments like episodes of Breaking Bad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701981)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Stage Jew

It's from an old TSINAH thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701994)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Crusty Locus

"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed while feeding orcas from his Puget Sound mega-yacht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702002)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Stage Jew

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702018)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Nudist center cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702050)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Brindle ungodly piazza circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702643)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting state love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: bronze bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703638)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Spruce submissive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703963)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Mischievous cuckoldry

"This is my favorite 9th Cir. beatdown" evan39 explained to juggalo coworker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Crusty Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701991)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Nudist center cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702048)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: bronze bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Spruce submissive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703964)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puce plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705744)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled dark sanctuary ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705796)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: khaki home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708636)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: talented psychic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709276)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Crusty Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219438)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: talking stag film toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219585)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Crusty Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057115)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Electric mildly autistic address ladyboy

lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to get up and argue their side after a beating like that. Was afraid he would too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701995)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: Hideous lascivious cruise ship

The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he's thinking, "fuck I hope I can still bill for this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702114)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: impressive high-end liquid oxygen stage

I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to utter more than 10 words. Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702528)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: fighting faggotry

um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: impressive high-end liquid oxygen stage

That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702534)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Stage Jew

Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer face if he talked back or said something insulting to one of these judges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702123)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Hideous lascivious cruise ship

Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. It's really a reputation all thing though. Koz has been known to drag lawyers through the mud in his opinions as well. He did this to a couple of prosecutors her he thought pushed cases they should've dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702133)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Crusty Locus

nice try evan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702589)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant brass resort community account

Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702597)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: misunderstood parlour faggot firefighter

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: twinkling disgusting state love of her life

easy there buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703211)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: fighting faggotry

why is he holding a pen the entire time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702613)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Passionate frisky tank antidepressant drug

One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702623)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703233)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: fighting faggotry

9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant OA as a matter of right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine soul-stirring nursing home headpube

Sometimes you see an associate's headshot and you just want to dad him around a little bit in open court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703223)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: odious office sandwich

You show up in every litigation-related thread and act like some kind of expert, but you're actually just a clueless fucking faggot.

FRAP 34 provides for compulsory oral argument in every case except for those in which the panel unanimously agrees. It has nothing to do with the Ninth Circuit, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703249)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house

I love this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703295)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: fighting faggotry

it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to hold OA at different rates. jfc you're a retard.

every circuit has a diff oral arg % and they differ widely, see, e.g., https://www.cohengresser.com/assets/publications/25.pdf

At one extreme, the Fourth Circuit

heard argument in only 382 of 2,966 cases that it

decided on the merits (13.1 percent); the Third

Circuit heard oral argument in 372 out of 2,526

cases (13.9 percent); and the Eleventh Circuit

in 423 out of 2,943 cases (16.2 percent).12 At the

other extreme, the D.C. and Seventh circuits heard,

respectively, 44.4 percent and 46.7 percent of the

cases they decided on the merits.13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703313)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: odious office sandwich

You're done here, little breh. Run along now.

Edit: LOL at this furious kike editing his poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703331)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: fighting faggotry

my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: fighting faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219545)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: fighting faggotry

Dumbest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219547)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: honey-headed racy space

nobody vants ruling.. you can't eat ruling.. you can't sell ruling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703317)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: fighting faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703382)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: Hideous lascivious cruise ship

I had a law professor light into me about this. "OK great so you get a judgment. What are you going to do? Hang it on the wall?" Very eye-opening experience actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34707938)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: khaki home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708671)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: vigorous bistre generalized bond market

"It's now on video to be seen by the world"

*tears a man's anus wide open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703324)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: floppy turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704636)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine

Do any BU guys know this dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703427)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:50 PM
Author: gay rambunctious fanboi

xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704647)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Charismatic mahogany stock car feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705381)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ocher station azn

fuck the judges there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705594)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated garrison

(Luis Ayon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705929)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Charismatic mahogany stock car feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled dark sanctuary ape

i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell at a lawyer sitting in the front row who was talking to another lawyer. The pudgy little guido was fuming after. talking about reporting the judge to the ethics board. it was insane. guy's suit was cheap as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705845)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Crusty Locus

earlier this year i saw a municipal judge criticize a young lawyer's alt right haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708422)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Rusted Embarrassed To The Bone Dopamine

Oh hi again guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706738)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Hideous lascivious cruise ship

odds luis ayon will find this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708663)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Charismatic mahogany stock car feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34720449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Stage Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219530)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: duck-like slimy area shitlib

this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 years ago ppl wld poast actually law related threads and u wld get somewhat rationale analysis of what happened, now its just OH FUCK LETS KILL NIGS, MUSLIMS, WOMEN ARE SHIT, I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY BUTT HOW DO I GET IT OUT BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219604)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Comical meetinghouse goal in life

It seems we do both now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219659)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Swollen native

How happy do you think the lawyer felt when he saw Kozinski forced to retire a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219621)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:11 AM
Author: 180 insecure main people

he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeowners a lesson that they need to pay their fucking mortgage you silly shitlibs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057172)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Frum reading party

Agreed. He would have done better had he immediately shifted over into an equity/fairness argument when the hollering started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057854)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: 180 insecure main people

"somebody is getting the house. it shouldn't go to the person who broke the contract. if the bank refused to credit the payments made on the mortgage their lawyer would be here asking for clean title as a remedy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058328)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: Frum reading party

Right. You have to punch back when you get a question like that from a judge like that. It wont change their mind but it will be a satisfying enough response to the other judges

Otherwise they will just try to paint you as sneaky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058650)