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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8 For the tl/dr c...
thriller queen of the night
  11/16/17
“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”
thriller queen of the night
  11/16/17
Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing
Multi-colored kitchen laser beams
  11/16/17
Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Par...
thriller queen of the night
  11/16/17
He can really drop some Koz-loads.
Walnut fragrant boltzmann area
  11/16/17
dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?
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  11/16/17
Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star metho...
thriller queen of the night
  11/16/17
Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"
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Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, a...
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IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?
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  11/16/17
lol 180
Indecent Dog Poop
  11/16/17
He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he t...
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cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic c...
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I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too m...
Infuriating Demanding Rehab
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Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argume...
Spectacular Gas Station
  11/16/17
His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine m...
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  11/16/17
But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This i...
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  11/16/17
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thriller queen of the night
  11/16/17
That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever ...
passionate violent gaming laptop
  11/17/17
ever litigate against a pro se?
Glittery Native
  11/17/17
How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt...
Vibrant violet messiness immigrant
  11/16/17
This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes f...
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It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it r...
Spectacular Gas Station
  11/16/17
How much time do you have to research these issues and how m...
bat-shit-crazy marvelous stage
  11/16/17
by reading the briefs?
Indecent Dog Poop
  11/16/17
How is it different from going to law school and reading cas...
curious topaz university
  11/16/17
unbelievable chutzpah on display here
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lmao fag
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God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.
Infuriating Demanding Rehab
  11/16/17
These "judges" are really full of themselves.
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I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.
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All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard d...
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Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty a...
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jfc my asshold hurts just watching that
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Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his fi...
Arousing duck-like mad-dog skullcap
  11/16/17
Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.
Infuriating Demanding Rehab
  11/16/17
We should send him a get well soon card. To Luis, Hop...
bronze bossy masturbator piazza
  11/16/17
https://www.ayonlaw.com/ is this tedcruztp?
Arousing duck-like mad-dog skullcap
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Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional ha...
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thriller queen of the night
  11/16/17
the judges can be pricks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
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You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.
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look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; ...
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Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does...
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https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4
Cracking Hall New Version
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I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at...
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Link?
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wtf
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This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued be...
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Stirring main people
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Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan h...
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Sounds right to me
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  11/17/17
This is one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watc...
Disgusting step-uncle's house
  11/16/17
(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit o...
Canary cruise ship dingle berry
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It's from an old TSINAH thread.
Disgusting step-uncle's house
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"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed whil...
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lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to ge...
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The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he'...
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  11/16/17
I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to...
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  11/16/17
um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same
Concupiscible Puce Mother
  11/16/17
That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.
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  11/16/17
Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer f...
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  11/16/17
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  11/16/17
nice try evan
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  11/16/17
Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.
Cracking Hall New Version
  11/16/17
subtle
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  11/16/17
easy there buddy
Arousing duck-like mad-dog skullcap
  11/16/17
why is he holding a pen the entire time?
Concupiscible Puce Mother
  11/16/17
One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.
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thriller queen of the night
  11/16/17
9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant...
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it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to h...
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  11/16/17
You're done here, little breh. Run along now. Edit: LOL a...
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my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.
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Do any BU guys know this dude?
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  11/16/17
xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck
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odds luis ayon will find this thread?
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It seems we do both now.
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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: thriller queen of the night

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8

For the tl/dr crowd it starts getting brutal at like the 5 minute mark (and the next 2.5 minutes are the roughest).

“The longer you talk the less convincing you are.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699706)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: thriller queen of the night

“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen laser beams

Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699825)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: thriller queen of the night

Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Parker guy but he’s drilling this guy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699857)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Walnut fragrant boltzmann area

He can really drop some Koz-loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701842)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: dark swashbuckling tanning salon

dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699878)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: thriller queen of the night

Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star methodology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699904)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz startled address

Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699835)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Bipolar Saffron Shrine Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699854)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Mischievous ape round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699967)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: dark swashbuckling tanning salon

Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, appointed to the bench by both a Democrat and a Republican, and still sounds like a blue collar Brooklyn guy. "Ay- let's be real. You're out heah trying to get this property for $5 grand, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699869)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: chocolate filthy stead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704695)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: Vibrant violet messiness immigrant

IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704731)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Indecent Dog Poop

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699871)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Maize sinister pit

He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he told them their questions weren’t relevant. So he deserved a little of this. But fuck man, those judges were over the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699937)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: dark swashbuckling tanning salon

cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic comment before he even got a word in. But I think they read his briefs and know they were going to ream him out no matter what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699951)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Infuriating Demanding Rehab

I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700146)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station

Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argument in the briefing must've been offensively shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700569)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged greedy macaca haunted graveyard

His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine months of unpaid dues, with the deed and foreclosure sale clearly disclosing that the super-priority lien would still exist after the sale (as it is held by the mortgagee). Nonetheless, his client sued to quiet title by arguing that the HOA could not split the lien, and therefore, even though the HOA only purported to sell and he only purported to buy the sub-priority lien, it actually transferred both the sub-priority and super-priority liens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700687)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: thriller queen of the night

But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This is hardly the shittiest argument these guys have seen. No reason to beat the shit out of the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700715)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: thriller queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701130)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: passionate violent gaming laptop

That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever heard of. Please give me some examples of shittier arguments LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706890)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Glittery Native

ever litigate against a pro se?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709316)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Vibrant violet messiness immigrant

How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt extensively with this area of law? You have to admire these judges or understand why they hire only magna HLS grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700785)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: bronze bossy masturbator piazza

This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes for HOA loans. I know a dude in (iirc) Tucson that makes a entire living defending a single bank against these claims. I bet these guys have seen this argument a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700811)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station

It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it right this second, but I did clerk, and you've got the time to look into shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700816)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous stage

How much time do you have to research these issues and how many opinions are you writing at a given time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702571)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Indecent Dog Poop

by reading the briefs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700979)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: curious topaz university

How is it different from going to law school and reading cases on random shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702195)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Carmine unholy menage

unbelievable chutzpah on display here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser market

lmao fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699984)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Infuriating Demanding Rehab

God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700084)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Disgusting step-uncle's house

These "judges" are really full of themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700151)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Infuriating Demanding Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700326)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Overrated geriatric temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700823)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704653)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Vibrant violet messiness immigrant

I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700215)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: talented chapel private investor

All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard day for him. I guess it could have gone worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700344)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: talented chapel private investor

Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty awful.

However, this is pussycat stuff compared to a bad day in Family Court in South Carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700355)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Motley chartreuse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705773)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700345)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Charcoal crotch selfie

jfc my asshold hurts just watching that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700460)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Arousing duck-like mad-dog skullcap

Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his firm profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700473)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Infuriating Demanding Rehab

Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700517)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: bronze bossy masturbator piazza

We should send him a get well soon card.

To Luis,

Hope your holes get better.

Love,

Xoxohth/autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Arousing duck-like mad-dog skullcap

https://www.ayonlaw.com/

is this tedcruztp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700670)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed business firm gaping

Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional haircut for his pic. Guess he copped dat jerb after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700770)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: thriller queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701410)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Boyish avocado stage pocket flask

the judges can be pricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMsZDH9XhU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700681)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking Hall New Version

You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701637)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: amber trip trailer park double fault

look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; just putting together the record for appeal is daunting. the actually OA is easy as fuck LJL at these boomers fumbling like 1L faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219646)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700858)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Orchid brethren office

Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does being a sarcastic asshole have to do with correctly interpreting the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701093)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: bronze bossy masturbator piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701584)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Cracking Hall New Version

https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701708)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: 180 embarrassed to the bone parlour dysfunction

I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at argument and was disbarred (iirc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703411)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Lavender Abusive Location

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703508)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Unhinged Hissy Fit Spot

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057964)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: navy gaped field boiling water

This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued before Gorsuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219658)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701892)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz startled address

Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan here, to get Wells Fargo to settle for less than the full amount of the lein and instead they decided to just win the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701930)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: passionate violent gaming laptop

Sounds right to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706939)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Disgusting step-uncle's house

This is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZDipKRH0c&feature=youtu.be&t=32m10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701940)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry

(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit oral arguments like episodes of Breaking Bad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701981)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Disgusting step-uncle's house

It's from an old TSINAH thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701994)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry

"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed while feeding orcas from his Puget Sound mega-yacht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702002)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Disgusting step-uncle's house

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702018)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702050)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: bright factory reset button center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702643)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Arousing duck-like mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Insane coral abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703638)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Magical National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703963)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Vibrant violet messiness immigrant

"This is my favorite 9th Cir. beatdown" evan39 explained to juggalo coworker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701991)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Stirring main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702048)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Insane coral abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Magical National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703964)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: abnormal tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705744)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: Umber Dilemma Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705796)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708636)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: disrespectful cordovan toaster love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709276)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219438)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Indigo sickened associate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219585)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057115)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Thirsty Exciting Sandwich Lodge

lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to get up and argue their side after a beating like that. Was afraid he would too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701995)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling tanning salon

The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he's thinking, "fuck I hope I can still bill for this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702114)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Beta water buffalo

I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to utter more than 10 words. Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702528)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother

um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Beta water buffalo

That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702534)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Disgusting step-uncle's house

Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer face if he talked back or said something insulting to one of these judges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702123)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling tanning salon

Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. It's really a reputation all thing though. Koz has been known to drag lawyers through the mud in his opinions as well. He did this to a couple of prosecutors her he thought pushed cases they should've dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702133)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry

nice try evan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702589)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Cracking Hall New Version

Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702597)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Indecent Dog Poop

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Arousing duck-like mad-dog skullcap

easy there buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703211)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother

why is he holding a pen the entire time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702613)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Walnut fragrant boltzmann area

One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702623)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: thriller queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703233)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother

9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant OA as a matter of right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: sepia reading party place of business

Sometimes you see an associate's headshot and you just want to dad him around a little bit in open court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703223)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: comical chest-beating parlor

You show up in every litigation-related thread and act like some kind of expert, but you're actually just a clueless fucking faggot.

FRAP 34 provides for compulsory oral argument in every case except for those in which the panel unanimously agrees. It has nothing to do with the Ninth Circuit, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703249)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: 180 embarrassed to the bone parlour dysfunction

I love this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703295)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother

it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to hold OA at different rates. jfc you're a retard.

every circuit has a diff oral arg % and they differ widely, see, e.g., https://www.cohengresser.com/assets/publications/25.pdf

At one extreme, the Fourth Circuit

heard argument in only 382 of 2,966 cases that it

decided on the merits (13.1 percent); the Third

Circuit heard oral argument in 372 out of 2,526

cases (13.9 percent); and the Eleventh Circuit

in 423 out of 2,943 cases (16.2 percent).12 At the

other extreme, the D.C. and Seventh circuits heard,

respectively, 44.4 percent and 46.7 percent of the

cases they decided on the merits.13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703313)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: comical chest-beating parlor

You're done here, little breh. Run along now.

Edit: LOL at this furious kike editing his poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703331)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother

my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219545)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother

Dumbest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219547)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: green resort persian

nobody vants ruling.. you can't eat ruling.. you can't sell ruling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703317)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Puce Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703382)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: dark swashbuckling tanning salon

I had a law professor light into me about this. "OK great so you get a judgment. What are you going to do? Hang it on the wall?" Very eye-opening experience actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34707938)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708671)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: free-loading locus death wish

"It's now on video to be seen by the world"

*tears a man's anus wide open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703324)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: bronze bossy masturbator piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704636)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: thriller queen of the night

Do any BU guys know this dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703427)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:50 PM
Author: peach site twinkling uncleanness

xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704647)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Infuriating Demanding Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705381)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: Wonderful clear mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Razzle Sanctuary Rigor

fuck the judges there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705594)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous stage

(Luis Ayon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705929)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Infuriating Demanding Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Umber Dilemma Trust Fund

i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell at a lawyer sitting in the front row who was talking to another lawyer. The pudgy little guido was fuming after. talking about reporting the judge to the ethics board. it was insane. guy's suit was cheap as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705845)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Canary cruise ship dingle berry

earlier this year i saw a municipal judge criticize a young lawyer's alt right haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708422)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: thriller queen of the night

Oh hi again guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706738)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: dark swashbuckling tanning salon

odds luis ayon will find this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708663)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Infuriating Demanding Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34720449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Disgusting step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219530)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious bearded really tough guy nowag

this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 years ago ppl wld poast actually law related threads and u wld get somewhat rationale analysis of what happened, now its just OH FUCK LETS KILL NIGS, MUSLIMS, WOMEN ARE SHIT, I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY BUTT HOW DO I GET IT OUT BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219604)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: navy gaped field boiling water

It seems we do both now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219659)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Confused Snowy Gay Wizard Range

How happy do you think the lawyer felt when he saw Kozinski forced to retire a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219621)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:11 AM
Author: amber trip trailer park double fault

he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeowners a lesson that they need to pay their fucking mortgage you silly shitlibs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057172)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Cowardly ladyboy

Agreed. He would have done better had he immediately shifted over into an equity/fairness argument when the hollering started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057854)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: amber trip trailer park double fault

"somebody is getting the house. it shouldn't go to the person who broke the contract. if the bank refused to credit the payments made on the mortgage their lawyer would be here asking for clean title as a remedy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058328)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: Cowardly ladyboy

Right. You have to punch back when you get a question like that from a judge like that. It wont change their mind but it will be a satisfying enough response to the other judges

Otherwise they will just try to paint you as sneaky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058650)