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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
Fantasy-prone locus
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
180 Amber University
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Deep nowag space
  11/18/17
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Floppy Buck-toothed Faggotry Death Wish
  11/18/17
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Jet mind-boggling theatre volcanic crater
  11/18/17
lol
beta honey-headed den weed whacker
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
Fantasy-prone locus
  11/18/17
holly shit
Pontificating Motley Hairy Legs
  11/18/17
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Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/18/17
i like this one.
lake marvelous hunting ground
  11/18/17
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Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Chrome Vigorous Macaca Deer Antler
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
sickened kitchen
  11/18/17
...
wonderful ruddy blood rage
  11/18/17
...
aggressive sound barrier
  11/19/17
180
gay laughsome national tattoo
  11/19/17
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Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/18/17
keep going
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/18/17
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garnet legend
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
Fantasy-prone locus
  11/18/17
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beta honey-headed den weed whacker
  11/18/17
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Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/18/17
...
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/18/17
i came
Chrome Vigorous Macaca Deer Antler
  11/18/17
funny
Ultramarine Arousing Cuckoldry
  11/18/17
...
lake marvelous hunting ground
  11/18/17
oh lawd
sickened kitchen
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
...
Frozen house-broken church building azn
  11/19/17
180 billion
Well-lubricated Tanning Salon Quadroon
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
wonderful ruddy blood rage
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Exhilarant Brunch Pistol
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
wonderful ruddy blood rage
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Chrome Vigorous Macaca Deer Antler
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
wonderful ruddy blood rage
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
Fantasy-prone locus
  11/18/17
...
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/18/17
ohshit...
lake marvelous hunting ground
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
irradiated pearly range stock car
  11/18/17
not okay
Exhilarant Brunch Pistol
  11/18/17
...
gay laughsome national tattoo
  11/19/17
subscribed
razzle-dazzle mother
  11/19/17
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at-the-ready umber old irish cottage
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
Fantasy-prone locus
  11/18/17
...
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
...
lake marvelous hunting ground
  11/19/17
...
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
lake marvelous hunting ground
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
Fantasy-prone locus
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
sickened kitchen
  11/19/17
...
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
good one
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
...
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
...
sickened kitchen
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
horrible.
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
...
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
...
sickened kitchen
  11/19/17
...
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
...
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
lake marvelous hunting ground
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
lol
sickened kitchen
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Heady pea-brained indirect expression
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
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iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
...
sickened kitchen
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
lake marvelous hunting ground
  11/19/17
he's value adding
iridescent principal's office pisswyrm
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
irradiated pearly range stock car
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Abusive up-to-no-good location background story
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
cerebral startled spot pozpig
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
nothing?
Spruce Bearded Shrine
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
wild confused boltzmann library
  11/19/17
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Cruel-hearted bawdyhouse
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Painfully Honest Corner
  11/19/17
(asian)
Well-lubricated Tanning Salon Quadroon
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone locus

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: 180 Amber University

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Deep nowag space

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy Buck-toothed Faggotry Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: beta honey-headed den weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone locus

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Motley Hairy Legs

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: lake marvelous hunting ground

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Chrome Vigorous Macaca Deer Antler

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: sickened kitchen

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: aggressive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: gay laughsome national tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: garnet legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone locus

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: beta honey-headed den weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Chrome Vigorous Macaca Deer Antler

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Arousing Cuckoldry

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: lake marvelous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: sickened kitchen

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Frozen house-broken church building azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Tanning Salon Quadroon

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy blood rage

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brunch Pistol

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy blood rage

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Chrome Vigorous Macaca Deer Antler

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy blood rage

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone locus

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: lake marvelous hunting ground

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: irradiated pearly range stock car

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brunch Pistol

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: gay laughsome national tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mother

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready umber old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone locus

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: lake marvelous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: lake marvelous hunting ground

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone locus

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: sickened kitchen

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: sickened kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: sickened kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: lake marvelous hunting ground

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: sickened kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Heady pea-brained indirect expression

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: sickened kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: lake marvelous hunting ground

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: iridescent principal's office pisswyrm

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: irradiated pearly range stock car

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Abusive up-to-no-good location background story

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: cerebral startled spot pozpig

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Spruce Bearded Shrine

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: wild confused boltzmann library

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Corner

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Tanning Salon Quadroon

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: racy partner bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)