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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
flirting opaque chapel blood rage
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
spruce stock car
  11/18/17
...
cheese-eating ruby newt double fault
  11/18/17
...
unhinged coral theater stage corn cake
  11/18/17
lol
Transparent forum nibblets
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder
  11/18/17
holly shit
flatulent pisswyrm french chef
  11/18/17
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ultramarine depressive menage
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Pearly antidepressant drug locus
  11/18/17
...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
bipolar vigorous state
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/18/17
...
Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook
  11/18/17
...
Bronze frisky heaven idiot
  11/19/17
180
cerebral harsh whorehouse
  11/19/17
...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/18/17
keep going
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/18/17
...
beady-eyed voyeur
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder
  11/18/17
...
Transparent forum nibblets
  11/18/17
...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/18/17
...
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/18/17
i came
bipolar vigorous state
  11/18/17
funny
glassy insane base crotch
  11/18/17
...
Pearly antidepressant drug locus
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
...
Primrose casino partner
  11/19/17
180 billion
Mauve field stain
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Racy French Associate Sandwich
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
bipolar vigorous state
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder
  11/18/17
...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Pearly antidepressant drug locus
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
charismatic weed whacker haunted graveyard
  11/18/17
not okay
Racy French Associate Sandwich
  11/18/17
...
cerebral harsh whorehouse
  11/19/17
subscribed
iridescent hall ceo
  11/19/17
...
deranged marketing idea
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder
  11/18/17
...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
...
Pearly antidepressant drug locus
  11/19/17
...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Pearly antidepressant drug locus
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/17
...
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
good one
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
...
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
...
Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
horrible.
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
...
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
...
Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/17
...
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
...
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Pearly antidepressant drug locus
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
lol
Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
ultramarine depressive menage
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
...
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
...
Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Pearly antidepressant drug locus
  11/19/17
he's value adding
big balding police squad party of the first part
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
charismatic weed whacker haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Aromatic Piazza
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Histrionic Foreskin
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
nothing?
Thriller temple
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
Emerald locale potus
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lake bawdyhouse
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
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  11/19/17
(asian)
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Cerise Startled Garrison Mother
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: flirting opaque chapel blood rage

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: spruce stock car

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating ruby newt double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: unhinged coral theater stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Transparent forum nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: flatulent pisswyrm french chef

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug locus

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: bipolar vigorous state

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Bronze frisky heaven idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: cerebral harsh whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Transparent forum nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: bipolar vigorous state

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: glassy insane base crotch

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Primrose casino partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Mauve field stain

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Racy French Associate Sandwich

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: bipolar vigorous state

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Adventurous blathering ticket booth travel guidebook

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug locus

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: charismatic weed whacker haunted graveyard

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Racy French Associate Sandwich

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: cerebral harsh whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: iridescent hall ceo

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug locus

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: sepia overrated patrolman mental disorder

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Thriller temple

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Thriller temple

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Thriller temple

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Thriller temple

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Thriller temple

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Thriller temple

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug locus

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Thriller temple

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: ultramarine depressive menage

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Thriller temple

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Thriller temple

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cordovan Razzle-dazzle School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Thriller temple

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug locus

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: big balding police squad party of the first part

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: charismatic weed whacker haunted graveyard

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Thriller temple

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Piazza

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Histrionic Foreskin

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Thriller temple

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Thriller temple

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Emerald locale potus

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: lake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Henna anal turdskin place of business

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Mauve field stain

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Cerise Startled Garrison Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)