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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
indigo base hunting ground
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
lake internal respiration
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Mahogany affirmative action theater stage
  11/18/17
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Carnelian impertinent locale
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rusted passionate round eye
  11/18/17
lol
Sexy Stag Film
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
indigo base hunting ground
  11/18/17
holly shit
Opaque Location
  11/18/17
...
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth
  11/18/17
...
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
blathering sandwich deer antler
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle
  11/18/17
...
Multi-colored genital piercing
  11/18/17
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Awkward electric furnace place of business
  11/19/17
180
odious range skinny woman
  11/19/17
...
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/18/17
keep going
sick ratface
  11/18/17
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bull headed twinkling generalized bond becky
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
indigo base hunting ground
  11/18/17
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Sexy Stag Film
  11/18/17
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magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/18/17
...
sick ratface
  11/18/17
i came
blathering sandwich deer antler
  11/18/17
funny
appetizing den lettuce
  11/18/17
...
Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Rose pistol
  11/19/17
...
Vibrant resort travel guidebook
  11/19/17
180 billion
bearded chestnut queen of the night boiling water
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Multi-colored genital piercing
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
milky razzmatazz antidepressant drug
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Multi-colored genital piercing
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
blathering sandwich deer antler
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Multi-colored genital piercing
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
indigo base hunting ground
  11/18/17
...
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
dashing alcoholic principal's office
  11/18/17
not okay
milky razzmatazz antidepressant drug
  11/18/17
...
odious range skinny woman
  11/19/17
subscribed
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vivacious amethyst field
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
indigo base hunting ground
  11/18/17
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magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
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Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth
  11/19/17
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magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
sick ratface
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
sick ratface
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
sick ratface
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
indigo base hunting ground
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle
  11/19/17
...
Rose pistol
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
good one
Rose pistol
  11/19/17
...
sick ratface
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
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...
Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
horrible.
Rose pistol
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
...
sick ratface
  11/19/17
...
Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle
  11/19/17
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Rose pistol
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
...
sick ratface
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
sick ratface
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
lol
Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Floppy nowag
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...
sick ratface
  11/19/17
...
Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Rose pistol
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Rose pistol
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth
  11/19/17
he's value adding
sick ratface
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
dashing alcoholic principal's office
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Rose pistol
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Mauve bawdyhouse tank
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
nothing?
Floppy nowag
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
maniacal brass roast beef therapy
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Diverse national
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Aromatic coldplay fan
  11/19/17
(asian)
bearded chestnut queen of the night boiling water
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Onyx macaca old irish cottage
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: indigo base hunting ground

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: lake internal respiration

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Mahogany affirmative action theater stage

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Carnelian impertinent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: rusted passionate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Sexy Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: indigo base hunting ground

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Opaque Location

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: blathering sandwich deer antler

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Awkward electric furnace place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: odious range skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: sick ratface

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: bull headed twinkling generalized bond becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: indigo base hunting ground

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Sexy Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: blathering sandwich deer antler

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: appetizing den lettuce

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Rose pistol

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Vibrant resort travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: bearded chestnut queen of the night boiling water

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored genital piercing

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: milky razzmatazz antidepressant drug

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored genital piercing

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: blathering sandwich deer antler

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored genital piercing

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: indigo base hunting ground

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: dashing alcoholic principal's office

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: milky razzmatazz antidepressant drug

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: odious range skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: hairraiser godawful candlestick maker

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: vivacious amethyst field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: indigo base hunting ground

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: sick ratface

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: sick ratface

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: sick ratface

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: indigo base hunting ground

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Rose pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Rose pistol

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Rose pistol

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Rose pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: sick ratface

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling scourge upon the earth chad

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: sick ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Rose pistol

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Rose pistol

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Excitant filthy depressive ticket booth

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: sick ratface

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: dashing alcoholic principal's office

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Rose pistol

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse tank

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Floppy nowag

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: maniacal brass roast beef therapy

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Diverse national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Aromatic coldplay fan

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: bearded chestnut queen of the night boiling water

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Onyx macaca old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)