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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
spectacular son of senegal hissy fit
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Disrespectful famous landscape painting
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Odious Sanctuary Cuckold
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bateful insanely creepy trump supporter theatre
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Black giraffe
  11/18/17
lol
drab cerebral abode
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
spectacular son of senegal hissy fit
  11/18/17
holly shit
shimmering angry gaping
  11/18/17
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supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Talented Codepig Home
  11/18/17
...
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Slate hall mood
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  11/18/17
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swashbuckling indirect expression
  11/18/17
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Hideous Stead
  11/19/17
180
Charismatic trust fund messiness
  11/19/17
...
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/18/17
keep going
naked salmon lodge
  11/18/17
...
Razzle-dazzle stag film
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
spectacular son of senegal hissy fit
  11/18/17
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drab cerebral abode
  11/18/17
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supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/18/17
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naked salmon lodge
  11/18/17
i came
Slate hall mood
  11/18/17
funny
pale cracking coffee pot party of the first part
  11/18/17
...
Talented Codepig Home
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
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fighting volcanic crater
  11/19/17
180 billion
henna adventurous point private investor
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
swashbuckling indirect expression
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
misunderstood wagecucks
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
swashbuckling indirect expression
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Slate hall mood
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
swashbuckling indirect expression
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
spectacular son of senegal hissy fit
  11/18/17
...
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Talented Codepig Home
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
vibrant scarlet love of her life casino
  11/18/17
not okay
misunderstood wagecucks
  11/18/17
...
Charismatic trust fund messiness
  11/19/17
subscribed
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aqua thriller resort
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My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
spectacular son of senegal hissy fit
  11/18/17
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supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
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Talented Codepig Home
  11/19/17
...
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Talented Codepig Home
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
spectacular son of senegal hissy fit
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  11/19/17
...
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
good one
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
...
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
...
Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
horrible.
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
...
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
...
Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  11/19/17
...
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
...
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Talented Codepig Home
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
lol
Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
supple death wish coldplay fan
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
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naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
...
Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Talented Codepig Home
  11/19/17
he's value adding
naked salmon lodge
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
vibrant scarlet love of her life casino
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
180 Wine Office Useless Brakes
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Galvanic Brunch Laser Beams
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
nothing?
cordovan contagious range factory reset button
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
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violent fragrant public bath blood rage
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
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(asian)
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: spectacular son of senegal hissy fit

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful famous landscape painting

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Odious Sanctuary Cuckold

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy trump supporter theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Black giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: drab cerebral abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: spectacular son of senegal hissy fit

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: shimmering angry gaping

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Talented Codepig Home

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Slate hall mood

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Hideous Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: naked salmon lodge

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: spectacular son of senegal hissy fit

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: drab cerebral abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: naked salmon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Slate hall mood

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: pale cracking coffee pot party of the first part

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Talented Codepig Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: fighting volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: henna adventurous point private investor

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling indirect expression

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: misunderstood wagecucks

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling indirect expression

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Slate hall mood

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling indirect expression

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: spectacular son of senegal hissy fit

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Talented Codepig Home

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: vibrant scarlet love of her life casino

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: misunderstood wagecucks

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: bright center

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: aqua thriller resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: spectacular son of senegal hissy fit

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Talented Codepig Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Talented Codepig Home

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: spectacular son of senegal hissy fit

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Talented Codepig Home

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: supple death wish coldplay fan

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Blathering boyish twinkling uncleanness mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Talented Codepig Home

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: naked salmon lodge

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: vibrant scarlet love of her life casino

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: 180 Wine Office Useless Brakes

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Galvanic Brunch Laser Beams

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: cordovan contagious range factory reset button

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: razzle canary native

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: violent fragrant public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Dashing shivering property doctorate

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: henna adventurous point private investor

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: glittery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)