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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
scarlet laughsome ape gunner
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Nighttime Frum Volcanic Crater Yarmulke
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Lilac unholy clown
  11/18/17
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Glassy stage incel
  11/18/17
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Pearly charismatic roommate hospital
  11/18/17
lol
lascivious saffron box office
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
scarlet laughsome ape gunner
  11/18/17
holly shit
sepia menage philosopher-king
  11/18/17
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Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/18/17
i like this one.
big fear-inspiring abode
  11/18/17
...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Cream Trip Toilet Seat Cumskin
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
cobalt learning disabled piazza
  11/18/17
...
Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker
  11/18/17
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irradiated hideous depressive space
  11/19/17
180
cyan thriller ticket booth twinkling uncleanness
  11/19/17
...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/18/17
keep going
Arousing hissy fit
  11/18/17
...
Erotic Nudist State
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
scarlet laughsome ape gunner
  11/18/17
...
lascivious saffron box office
  11/18/17
...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/18/17
...
Arousing hissy fit
  11/18/17
i came
Cream Trip Toilet Seat Cumskin
  11/18/17
funny
razzmatazz turquoise whorehouse
  11/18/17
...
big fear-inspiring abode
  11/18/17
oh lawd
cobalt learning disabled piazza
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
...
dark address macaca
  11/19/17
180 billion
brindle painfully honest parlour
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
cracking iridescent area sneaky criminal
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Cream Trip Toilet Seat Cumskin
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
scarlet laughsome ape gunner
  11/18/17
...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/18/17
ohshit...
big fear-inspiring abode
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
aphrodisiac idea he suggested main people
  11/18/17
not okay
cracking iridescent area sneaky criminal
  11/18/17
...
cyan thriller ticket booth twinkling uncleanness
  11/19/17
subscribed
coiffed translucent crotch nursing home
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Pink potus
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
scarlet laughsome ape gunner
  11/18/17
...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
...
big fear-inspiring abode
  11/19/17
...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
big fear-inspiring abode
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
scarlet laughsome ape gunner
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
cobalt learning disabled piazza
  11/19/17
...
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
good one
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
...
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
...
cobalt learning disabled piazza
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
horrible.
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
...
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
...
cobalt learning disabled piazza
  11/19/17
...
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
...
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
big fear-inspiring abode
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
lol
cobalt learning disabled piazza
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Zombie-like House Roast Beef
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
...
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
...
cobalt learning disabled piazza
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
big fear-inspiring abode
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Arousing hissy fit
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
aphrodisiac idea he suggested main people
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
crystalline institution skinny woman
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
balding fiercely-loyal reading party
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
nothing?
Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
doobsian black lodge
  11/19/17
...
Concupiscible water buffalo
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Soul-stirring rusted school multi-billionaire
  11/19/17
(asian)
brindle painfully honest parlour
  11/19/17
...
emerald hairraiser internal respiration
  11/19/17


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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome ape gunner

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Nighttime Frum Volcanic Crater Yarmulke

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Lilac unholy clown

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Glassy stage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Pearly charismatic roommate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: lascivious saffron box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome ape gunner

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: sepia menage philosopher-king

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring abode

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Cream Trip Toilet Seat Cumskin

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: cobalt learning disabled piazza

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: irradiated hideous depressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: cyan thriller ticket booth twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Erotic Nudist State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome ape gunner

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: lascivious saffron box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Cream Trip Toilet Seat Cumskin

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise whorehouse

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: cobalt learning disabled piazza

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: dark address macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: brindle painfully honest parlour

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: cracking iridescent area sneaky criminal

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Cream Trip Toilet Seat Cumskin

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Blue Dopamine Weed Whacker

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome ape gunner

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring abode

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested main people

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: cracking iridescent area sneaky criminal

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: cyan thriller ticket booth twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: coiffed translucent crotch nursing home

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Pink potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome ape gunner

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: big fear-inspiring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: big fear-inspiring abode

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: scarlet laughsome ape gunner

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: cobalt learning disabled piazza

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: cobalt learning disabled piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: cobalt learning disabled piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: big fear-inspiring abode

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: cobalt learning disabled piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Roast Beef

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: cobalt learning disabled piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: big fear-inspiring abode

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested main people

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: crystalline institution skinny woman

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: balding fiercely-loyal reading party

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Odious Sticky Bawdyhouse Double Fault

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: doobsian black lodge

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted school multi-billionaire

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: brindle painfully honest parlour

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: emerald hairraiser internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)