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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
vivacious hospital hairy legs
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Dashing gas station jap
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
crusty maize market incel
  11/18/17
...
lilac heady cruise ship
  11/18/17
...
Deep disrespectful locale
  11/18/17
lol
Laughsome Den
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
vivacious hospital hairy legs
  11/18/17
holly shit
floppy wrinkle
  11/18/17
...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Cerebral senate
  11/18/17
...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
talented prole skinny woman
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction
  11/18/17
...
Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake
  11/18/17
...
fuchsia private investor becky
  11/19/17
180
obsidian irradiated hell
  11/19/17
...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/18/17
keep going
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/18/17
...
Well-lubricated Shimmering Associate
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
vivacious hospital hairy legs
  11/18/17
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Laughsome Den
  11/18/17
...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/18/17
...
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/18/17
i came
talented prole skinny woman
  11/18/17
funny
Diverse University
  11/18/17
...
Cerebral senate
  11/18/17
oh lawd
costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
...
fragrant pearly trailer park background story
  11/19/17
180 billion
Stubborn judgmental institution
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
magenta rebellious church keepsake machete
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
talented prole skinny woman
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
vivacious hospital hairy legs
  11/18/17
...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Cerebral senate
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Lascivious pontificating school
  11/18/17
not okay
magenta rebellious church keepsake machete
  11/18/17
...
obsidian irradiated hell
  11/19/17
subscribed
Razzmatazz stock car national security agency
  11/19/17
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Boyish indirect expression lodge
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
vivacious hospital hairy legs
  11/18/17
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ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
...
Cerebral senate
  11/19/17
...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Cerebral senate
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
vivacious hospital hairy legs
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction
  11/19/17
...
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
good one
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
...
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
...
costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
horrible.
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
...
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
...
costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction
  11/19/17
...
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
...
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Cerebral senate
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
lol
costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
ebony pistol ticket booth
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
...
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
...
costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Cerebral senate
  11/19/17
he's value adding
beady-eyed insane legend
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
Lascivious pontificating school
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
histrionic police squad
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
pink locus
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
nothing?
Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
flesh razzle-dazzle faggotry
  11/19/17
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Geriatric forum
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Deranged parlour roast beef
  11/19/17
(asian)
Stubborn judgmental institution
  11/19/17
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at-the-ready charismatic double fault corner
  11/19/17


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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: vivacious hospital hairy legs

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Dashing gas station jap

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: crusty maize market incel

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: lilac heady cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Deep disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: vivacious hospital hairy legs

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: floppy wrinkle

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Cerebral senate

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: talented prole skinny woman

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: fuchsia private investor becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Shimmering Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: vivacious hospital hairy legs

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: talented prole skinny woman

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Diverse University

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Cerebral senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: histrionic police squad

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: fragrant pearly trailer park background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Stubborn judgmental institution

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: magenta rebellious church keepsake machete

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: talented prole skinny woman

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Thirsty organic girlfriend corn cake

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: vivacious hospital hairy legs

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Cerebral senate

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Lascivious pontificating school

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: magenta rebellious church keepsake machete

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stock car national security agency

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Boyish indirect expression lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: vivacious hospital hairy legs

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Cerebral senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cerebral senate

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: vivacious hospital hairy legs

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: histrionic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: histrionic police squad

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: histrionic police squad

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: histrionic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cerebral senate

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: ebony pistol ticket booth

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: costumed mad-dog skullcap dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: histrionic police squad

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: histrionic police squad

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cerebral senate

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane legend

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Lascivious pontificating school

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: histrionic police squad

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: pink locus

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful plaza pisswyrm

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: flesh razzle-dazzle faggotry

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Geriatric forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Deranged parlour roast beef

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Stubborn judgmental institution

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)