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ITT we discuss our fun thanksgiving plans

I get basically a 4.5 day mini vacation bc my office closes ...
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
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lavender puppy
  11/20/17
Sounds 1800000 friend
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
Gong to lake cottage with wife and dog to cook and hang out ...
well-lubricated mint prole pervert
  11/20/17
Nice friend, have a great time I plan on finding a ...
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
No, thankfully that was only a passing phase. Ok, good. T...
well-lubricated mint prole pervert
  11/20/17
Ty friend, youre the best <3
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
are you telling me you might not watch THE GAME? You'd bette...
Titillating Indigo Persian Library
  11/20/17
Obviously
well-lubricated mint prole pervert
  11/20/17
Ok, I was worried for a second.
Titillating Indigo Persian Library
  11/20/17
I'm going to stay home and poast. Enjoy the incomprehensibl...
big pearly turdskin
  11/20/17
Going back to parents home in Ohio for a big family gatherin...
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
180, keep PUMPING your SEED into your wifes VAG
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
180000
well-lubricated mint prole pervert
  11/20/17
Wait a minute, you're an Ohiomo and NOT a Buckeye fan?
Titillating Indigo Persian Library
  11/20/17
No. No way. Longer story there tho
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
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charismatic keepsake machete spot
  11/20/17
Out the trip in detail please brother
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
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charismatic keepsake machete spot
  11/20/17
This post make a me sad because you're talking about killing...
Sinister outnumbered box office affirmative action
  11/20/17
Doe hunts exist to balance out deer populations and make the...
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
saturday wtf
godawful national security agency
  11/20/17
Family has to travel several hours and due to divorce/remarr...
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
oh ok. didn't realize your dad was a turkeycluck.
godawful national security agency
  11/20/17
parties every night Wed-Sat, people getting blasted
sick bateful school cafeteria
  11/20/17
*brasted
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
*basted
godawful national security agency
  11/20/17
...
sick bateful school cafeteria
  11/20/17
=)
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
...
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
...
Splenetic office
  11/20/17
jfc doobs like im telling you!
Henna Theater Stage Philosopher-king
  11/20/17
Go to Paris, spend 10 grand. Will post Amex statement
Buff Useless Brakes Indirect Expression
  11/20/17
180
Embarrassed to the bone ladyboy
  11/20/17
*Thankgiving
stirring pocket flask degenerate
  11/20/17
Going to my in laws place in Are country with my wife and da...
wine step-uncle's house boiling water
  11/20/17
Going to a concert with quasi gf on Weds. Thanksgiving with ...
Titillating Indigo Persian Library
  11/20/17
Why would you hate until kickoff to start drinking WTF
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
I said "at the latest." The bar we watch the games...
Titillating Indigo Persian Library
  11/20/17
That’s fine bro you know how to do it but I would NOT want t...
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
bunch of azns are coming over and we're eating turkey and sh...
Yapping grizzly ape
  11/20/17
"and shit" = family dog?
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
im not azn, the 'and shit' is like mashed potatoes, green be...
Yapping grizzly ape
  11/20/17
;)
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
A sea of 120 with my Wife's family coming into town with onl...
Wild Hall Rigor
  11/20/17
Pray for dat TRIPLE OVERTIME.
big pearly turdskin
  11/20/17
There could be nothing finer
Wild Hall Rigor
  11/20/17
Spending 12 hrs of it on a bus.
fantasy-prone lodge
  11/20/17
fucking organic genetic female woman woooo
Deep Foreskin Cuckoldry
  11/20/17
Pretty low key this year, had a grandparent pass away a few ...
mildly autistic ticket booth
  11/20/17
My wife walked out on me with our kid about ten days ago and...
boyish stead
  11/20/17
Wife cooking up a fucking storm. Kids in the front yard play...
Floppy travel guidebook
  11/20/17
180000
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
We're just doing Thanksgiving at home, with no guests. So i...
Crawly organic girlfriend faggotry
  11/20/17
make sure to wash the turkey baster in between
arrogant razzle-dazzle area goal in life
  11/20/17
lol, pro-tip!
Crawly organic girlfriend faggotry
  11/20/17
Meeting up with about ten friends for an "orphan" ...
Azure Coffee Pot Giraffe
  11/20/17
18000000 Youll have to give me details on this later this...
Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim
  11/20/17
FUCK LIBS
Titillating Indigo Persian Library
  11/20/17
This will be shouted many times.
Azure Coffee Pot Giraffe
  11/20/17
UNGHHHHHH
Titillating Indigo Persian Library
  11/20/17
I am thankful for you
Wild Hall Rigor
  11/20/17
...
well-lubricated mint prole pervert
  11/20/17
Seems totally normal and reasonable.
wine step-uncle's house boiling water
  11/20/17
Yeah ten orphans unironically screaming "fuck libs"...
Buff Useless Brakes Indirect Expression
  11/20/17
lol cr
Sinister outnumbered box office affirmative action
  11/20/17
Going to my mom's house in aer county in the Applachian Moun...
Chartreuse soul-stirring whorehouse quadroon
  11/20/17
I'm going to my (much) older cousins house My parents, po...
Sinister outnumbered box office affirmative action
  11/20/17
Drive 45 minutes to my mother-in-law's house on Thursday mor...
Concupiscible sweet tailpipe clown
  11/20/17
Why don’t you drink all day and spend the night
wonderful sepia den factory reset button
  11/20/17
alcohol = poison. I have not had a drink in 13 months.
Concupiscible sweet tailpipe clown
  11/20/17
Regular thanksgiving with gf, then friendsgiving Friday, the...
stimulating cordovan stock car
  11/20/17
Fly to my parent's house. Have thanksgiving dinner. the next...
slate cumskin locale
  11/20/17


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Date: November 20th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

I get basically a 4.5 day mini vacation bc my office closes early wednesday and is closed friday

Have a family gathering on saturday at my dads house. Dealing w my father will be 120 bc hes a huge asshole but the rest of my family that will be there are ok. Food will likely be 180.

Whats everybody else doing?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729664)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: lavender puppy



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

Sounds 1800000 friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729710)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated mint prole pervert

Gong to lake cottage with wife and dog to cook and hang out all weekend. Maybe do some yard work or go fishing. Will try to setup the satellite to catch the saturday games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729740)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

Nice friend, have a great time

I plan on finding a stellaris key this week fyi

Did your wife end up getting a xoxo acct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729855)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: well-lubricated mint prole pervert

No, thankfully that was only a passing phase.

Ok, good. Tell me when you do and I can walk you through the basics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730154)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

Ty friend, youre the best <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730165)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Titillating Indigo Persian Library

are you telling me you might not watch THE GAME? You'd better be watching it at a bar if you can't get your satellite setup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730153)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: well-lubricated mint prole pervert

Obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730156)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Titillating Indigo Persian Library

Ok, I was worried for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730217)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: big pearly turdskin

I'm going to stay home and poast. Enjoy the incomprehensible new memes when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729746)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button

Going back to parents home in Ohio for a big family gathering. There are too many people packing into the house - 14 at this point - which will be 120 and 180.. my mother is singing at the downtown Christmas tree lighting Friday night. Have a few friends from HS and earlier who I try to see when I can. Watch some CFB w dad. And keep plowing my wife and jerking to erection compulsively at every opportunity, menacing her vagina and mouth at my will. And the usual thanksgiving day stuff. I am bartender for the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729763)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

180, keep PUMPING your SEED into your wifes VAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729828)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: well-lubricated mint prole pervert

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730151)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Titillating Indigo Persian Library

Wait a minute, you're an Ohiomo and NOT a Buckeye fan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730250)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button

No. No way. Longer story there tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730311)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729781)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button

Out the trip in detail please brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729783)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729801)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Sinister outnumbered box office affirmative action

This post make a me sad because you're talking about killing deer, one of my favorite animals. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34734481)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button

Doe hunts exist to balance out deer populations and make them happier and more sustainable in the future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34734530)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: godawful national security agency

saturday wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729787)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

Family has to travel several hours and due to divorce/remarriage, people have multiple thanksgivings to attend. My dad is having his gathering on saturday to avoid making people drive long distance for their second big meal of the day. Saturday just works better

I will likely spend thursday gakked out by myself working on dj'ing stuff and playing video games. Doesnt bother me, though. Im fine w having our family celebration a different day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729818)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: godawful national security agency

oh ok. didn't realize your dad was a turkeycluck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729840)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: sick bateful school cafeteria

parties every night Wed-Sat, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729817)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

*brasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729821)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: godawful national security agency

*basted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729861)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: sick bateful school cafeteria



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

=)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729864)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729881)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Splenetic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730345)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Henna Theater Stage Philosopher-king

jfc doobs like im telling you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729832)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Buff Useless Brakes Indirect Expression

Go to Paris, spend 10 grand. Will post Amex statement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729852)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:36 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729872)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: stirring pocket flask degenerate

*Thankgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34729888)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: wine step-uncle's house boiling water

Going to my in laws place in Are country with my wife and daughter. Probably watch football, drink and maybe do some plinking. Only downside is that I have to fly there with my little one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730007)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Titillating Indigo Persian Library

Going to a concert with quasi gf on Weds. Thanksgiving with family and some friends who I'm bringing along since they didn't go home, Friday will probably play hockey and go to bed early to be up bright and early for THE GAME on Saturday. Drinking will start by noon at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730167)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button

Why would you hate until kickoff to start drinking WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730233)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Titillating Indigo Persian Library

I said "at the latest." The bar we watch the games at doesn't open until noon, but I may have a few before I walk over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730241)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button

That’s fine bro you know how to do it but I would NOT want to be sober for any part of the PEOPLES-JONES party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730317)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Yapping grizzly ape

bunch of azns are coming over and we're eating turkey and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730239)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

"and shit" = family dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730344)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Yapping grizzly ape

im not azn, the 'and shit' is like mashed potatoes, green beans and other thanksgiving stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730408)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730417)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: Wild Hall Rigor

A sea of 120 with my Wife's family coming into town with only the safe harbor of Carolina-Clemson to provide shelter from the Category 3 suck storm barreling into town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730274)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: big pearly turdskin

Pray for dat TRIPLE OVERTIME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730336)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Wild Hall Rigor

There could be nothing finer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730476)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone lodge

Spending 12 hrs of it on a bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730370)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Deep Foreskin Cuckoldry

fucking organic genetic female woman woooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730471)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth

Pretty low key this year, had a grandparent pass away a few months ago so instead of a big collection of the extended family it's split up into smaller family units having dinner with each other.

Should be good - also got a few shrews numbers so I might go and hang out with them before turkey day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730486)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: boyish stead

My wife walked out on me with our kid about ten days ago and is staying with her cousin and their wife and kid. I had to cancel our tickets to my parents house in are country. Best case scenario they will all come over and I will cook. Medium case just my wife and kid will come over and I will cook or wife kid dood and I will go to a thanksgiving buffet at a fancy hotel. Worst case I will be alone

Should I get a divorce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730512)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Floppy travel guidebook

Wife cooking up a fucking storm. Kids in the front yard playing. Dog running around like a little cracked up energetic puppy. 2 on 2, grown ups versus kids football game. pretty fucking sweet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730601)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730615)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Crawly organic girlfriend faggotry

We're just doing Thanksgiving at home, with no guests. So it'll just be me and my wife and our 3 y/o son.

We're trying for another kid and the "window" opens on Wednesday. So I'll spend the holiday stuffing both the turkey and my wife.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730662)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: arrogant razzle-dazzle area goal in life

make sure to wash the turkey baster in between

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730727)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Crawly organic girlfriend faggotry

lol, pro-tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34731567)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Azure Coffee Pot Giraffe

Meeting up with about ten friends for an "orphan" Thanksgiving since none of us are headed home. Host is a 180 cook and all of us hate libs so it should be a blast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730695)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal goyim

18000000

Youll have to give me details on this later this week friend. Have fun <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730700)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating Indigo Persian Library

FUCK LIBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730715)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Azure Coffee Pot Giraffe

This will be shouted many times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730829)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Titillating Indigo Persian Library

UNGHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34730837)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Wild Hall Rigor

I am thankful for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34732195)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated mint prole pervert



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: wine step-uncle's house boiling water

Seems totally normal and reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34732968)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Buff Useless Brakes Indirect Expression

Yeah ten orphans unironically screaming "fuck libs" at some castaway party (probably funded by DC government) sums up this board pretty well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34733220)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Sinister outnumbered box office affirmative action

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34734529)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse soul-stirring whorehouse quadroon

Going to my mom's house in aer county in the Applachian Mountains. About 12 people there.

Fun twists:

*My brother got married last month, but his wife isn't coming. That's fine with my mom because brother's wife locked herself in the bathroom right before dinner was served last year.

*My aunt is dating this guy who is into guns and hunting, and has some kind of side business selling venison jerky. We (wife and I are quarterbacking dinner) asked them if there was anything they wanted to bring/make. Answer: we will smoke a turkey. I actually have a smoker up there that I offered him to use, but nope, day-old turkey it is.

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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: Sinister outnumbered box office affirmative action

I'm going to my (much) older cousins house

My parents, possibly my brother, my cousins grown kids and my other cousins family will be there.

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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible sweet tailpipe clown

Drive 45 minutes to my mother-in-law's house on Thursday morning. That's 45 minutes without Thanksgiving traffic. Hopefully leaving at like 9 AM means we beat traffic?

Sit around the house being totally bored while my wife and mother in law cook food together.

Eat a ton of turkey (which I really don't like) while listening to my wife and my mother in law argue about politics.

Drive back home in heavy traffic late at night, terrified of drunk drivers.

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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: wonderful sepia den factory reset button

Why don’t you drink all day and spend the night

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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible sweet tailpipe clown

alcohol = poison. I have not had a drink in 13 months.

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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: stimulating cordovan stock car

Regular thanksgiving with gf, then friendsgiving Friday, then a second thanksgiving Saturday. Honestly it's too much and I don't want to do it

But hey, I'm not buying any food for three days at least

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Date: November 20th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: slate cumskin locale

Fly to my parent's house. Have thanksgiving dinner. the next day, I'm being dragged to a dinner with one of my mom's business partner that I suspect is an attempt to hook me up with his daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803354&forum_id=2#34734545)