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taking a risk within the JIRA system
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:19 PM Author: dashing jade public bath hissy fit when you're working in a JIRA system, and within a scrum structure.. the safest thing you can do is just working on tickets assigned to you, repeatedly asking for clarifications until every single detail is thought out for you, then go through the process which is 5 stages and make pull requests and earn story points.
a more risky thing to do is to take a liberal interpretation of a ticket, assign it to yourself, and put in the efforts to push through changes that are not described in the ticket, that will benefit the project on the long run (beyond the two weeks sprint cycle)..
the JIRA/agile system really discourages this type of risk taking.. but i have rich parents so i don't really have that much attachment toward this job. |
Date: November 20th, 2017 2:20 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena JIRA/scrum/storypoints system encourages developer suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732419) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:21 PM Author: wonderful death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732431) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: dashing jade public bath hissy fit not developer suicide, just turning into DMV style clerks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732439) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena I’m getting an MBA. fuck this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732461) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:02 AM Author: Arousing Fluffy Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34747722) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: flickering magical stage I always take the second approach because I hate the tedium of "can u plz clarify, thank" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732454) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: wonderful death wish We have three columns on our kanban board (design, qa, pm) where a story could get kicked back to the developer. AC just keep getting added and it is hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732482) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732457) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena Programming has been so commoditized by H1b that it can be like call center work at the worst (most Indian) places. Their influence has been truly horrific. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732477) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:27 PM Author: dashing jade public bath hissy fit It doesn’t have to be like that. You think mark zuckberg used Jira when coding first version of Facebook? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732494) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:28 PM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732507) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:28 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena I believe that was before he ruined the industry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732509) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: dashing jade public bath hissy fit not every company does jira. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732535) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena He lobbied congress to let in more Indians who do tend to use the system (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732607) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce You have an axe to grind. The creator of Agile is a white guy. The managers that use this shit methodology and made it so popular - whites. But somehow Indians are to blame? Blame the white slave drivers for this shit, not Indians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732572) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:37 PM Author: dashing jade public bath hissy fit actually, it's the contractors and outsourced labor that abuse the JIRA system.. which does consists a lot of Indians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732587) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:40 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce bullshit. every project I have been it's white managers that use this. i have been in this industry for 17 years. no seriously, just go look up - who created AGILE. go ahead. so yeah, now everyone uses this. but who made it? who popularized it? it was whites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732609) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:41 PM Author: dashing jade public bath hissy fit doesn't matter who abuses it.. it is getting abused..
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:43 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce agreed. but the fag brought up h1bs/indians. which are the wrong people to blame for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732646) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena They are the reason it is necessary. Obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732668) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:38 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena This kind of micromanagement is much more common in India. They flooded the market and brought these customs with them. You can tell if you look at what companies use. Fratty white offices are still way more laid back and have results oriented environments. More heavily foreign offices are more focused on process. I know because I’ve worked in both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732596) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:40 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce Name the turdskin that invented AGILE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732613) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:41 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena What difference does that make?? White people invent everything. What matters is who is using it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732624) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:41 PM Author: dashing jade public bath hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732630) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce LOL faggot. Pwned. And whites are using it too. with gusto I should add. This is why I stopped taking white racists seriously. You look under the hood and it's just prejudice without any backing in fact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732637) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:43 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena What did I say that’s racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732649) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:44 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce ljl fuck off fagit. name the turd that invented AGILE. come on lil breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732653) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:47 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena If you want to disagree that’s fine. But calling anyone who disagrees with you racist is pretty low IQ behavior. Already explained to you, Indians brought this culture with them. They’ve lowered the value and prestige of software work in general. Worse work environments come with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732675) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:49 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce I called you a racist because you are one. Own it. Pathetic. Can't handle the heat so you are going to go get an MBA. Protip genius - top MBA programs are filled with turds. What are you going to do then? Learn to compete instead of blaming Indians for your failures. Also, who was the inventor of AGILE again. Pls respond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732699) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:50 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena I’m getting an MBA because the earning power is so much higher. Enjoy being a 50 yo engineer. Calling me a “racist” doesn’t really do anything, other than make you look unhinged. We can talk about race without hurling insults. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732708) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:52 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce sure bud. your "earning power" is on display ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34732725) |
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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:53 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena You asked why. It’s true.
FYI, I work in a pretty chill environment, 100% white. Thankfully. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:02 AM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce I work in a 70% white environment. The rest are Latinos. The deve manager is Jewish. We use Agile (TeamForge). My previous boss was white white. Also used Agile (TFS). The boss before that was also white. Also used Agile (Rally).
You are just a racist tard and/or have very little exposure to the industry. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:09 AM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena You work in a programming company with 30% Latinos? Lol ok man
Everyone can tell you are a deranged turdskin. If you’re the example it pretty much proves they are shitty to work with. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce I don't work for a "programming company" you fucking zoolander. I work for an insurance company that has an IT division. But yes, our group is about 30% beaners. Come visit Texas sometime. It's not out of the ordinary to be working with latinos. You really don't know shit about shit. How old are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748436) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748453) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena lol you are hilarious. ive lived and worked in Texas for 5 years. only latinos (large amount of actual Spanish-speaking spics) I've seen in tech where doing low-skill assembly line work. I certainly wouldn't say I worked "with them" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748467) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce ok racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748492) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena bro if you despise "racists" so much wtf are you doing here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748501) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:43 PM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748511) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:44 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce You are getting pwned at work by women. Both of you are giant losers. Work harder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748518) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena lmao pwned by women? In software development? What the fuck are you talking about? Maybe you need to take a little break to cool off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748533) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:48 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce look who i replied to, loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748544) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:49 PM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748555) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena female Mexican coders working at Houston insurance companies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748655) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:47 PM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748542) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:48 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce that i am, that i am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748546) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena btw, insurance IT sounds TERRIBLE. You're definitely lower on the totem pole than I am, Hardeep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748495) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce Aren't you fleeing IT to do some shit mba? Whatever makes you feel better brah. Your abilities and experience are here for everyone to see ITT. Like I said, you don't know shit about shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748508) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena I develop software for an actual consumer product, that people pay for. That's different than what you do. I don't really care what anonymous people think about my "abilities" and "experience", just wanted to point out that you're working a hilariously shitty role in IT.
And yes, I'm leaving to get an MBA and switch to finance to make more money. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:47 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce With your escapist attitude you will fail at whatever you do. There will be turds everywhere. They are going to keep you down because you are a no-talent loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748537) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:49 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena most white people think turds are "creepy". I'm an affable tall normal American bro. I will always have the advantage over turds in front office work. Either way I don't really care how others are doing, so long as I'm making good money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748551) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:50 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce rook, i am chirr bro! hahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748556) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:51 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena 10 minutes ago you called me a KKK white racist. Now you think I'm asian, and you're using a racist anti-asian meme. never go full retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748569) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:53 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce I said you are racist. i didn't say you are white racist. this lack of reading comp is going to hurt you in your mba program. watch out. those creepy turds are going to kirr you, tarr chirr bro! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748579) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:00 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena so to show your opposition to racism you choose to use racist memes. I can't imagine why someone with your critical thinking ability is stuck in shit IT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748635) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:55 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce btw still loling at "programming company." be honest, you are a 17 y/o dweeb in your mom's basement, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748591) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:00 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena I'm glad thinking this makes you feel a little better. But no, I'm unfortunately not 17. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748642) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:01 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce it IS unfortunate because your mental level is of that of a 17 y/o. you really don't know much. sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748648) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:03 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena "mental level"? Lol come on dude you are fresh off the boat from Pattaya clearly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748662) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:05 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce Which part of India is Pattaya in? Who invented Agile? So many questions. That's a lot for your mba brain! I lol at what a terrible life you must have with such a low iq. Sad sad sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748690) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:07 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena I'd be upset if I was working at a Houston insurance company too brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748701) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:08 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce You are upset regardless. See above. Wahhh indians took my jerb! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748711) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:09 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena we already established I have a job and don't work with any Indians... you have lost it completely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748731) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce oh right. the job at the "programming company" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748761) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM Author: cordovan bateful theatre striped hyena actually re-read that post. that was in reference to your job (low reading comp?). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748792) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:16 PM Author: amethyst demanding church lettuce sure zoolander! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748800) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:06 PM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34748696) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:10 AM Author: cracking copper headpube marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34747764) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:44 AM Author: swashbuckling geriatric kitchen REMINDER: Agile was invented by alpha Japs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803701&forum_id=2#34746500) |