180 introvert lifehack: When delivery guy comes, pretend you have phone call
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:48 PM Author: Dull brunch
*knock knock*
*pick up smart phone, put it to your ear*
(loudly) "Yeah, sorry, I have a delivery... one second..."
*opens door*
"Go ahead and cross-check against the 42-NXD database. I'll deploy a script in the . . ."
*as you drone on with made up bullshit the delivery guy wordlessly hands over bag and, if applicable, credit card slip for signing*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742631)
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:18 PM Author: cream tattoo library
i guess i win at something in life:
being able to make the phone call to order food from a delivery joint.
i think my friend is actually getting better. i can tell he listens to me and how i interact, and tries to adopt it, and he does it pretty well.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742945) |
Date: November 21st, 2017 6:16 PM Author: vibrant useless stage
"Consistent with natural law, the UCMJ, and non-binding but guiding international treaty precedent, I refuse to follow that order and will not release those codes to you, sir."
{turning head from phone} "Did they include anchovies? Last time they forgot the anchovies."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742932) |
Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:01 AM Author: pearl candlestick maker
this is why i don’t use uber or lyft, those fuckers always wanting to make small talk. i rent a car with executive aisle privileges where i can just scan the barcode and leave sight unseen.
even when i have to travel for work from my home, i rent a car at the airport the preceding evening and drive it to the airport so i don’t have to take ancab or uber.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526312) |
Date: February 28th, 2021 11:48 AM Author: Dull brunch
OP here and was just going through my "BY YOU."
This lifehack is now obsolete with distance delivery, thanks fraudvirus.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#42022696) |
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