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180 introvert lifehack: When delivery guy comes, pretend you have phone call
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| excitant public bath famous landscape painting | 11/21/17 |
| bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater | 11/22/17 |
| Irradiated crusty office | 03/03/18 |
| Aphrodisiac nofapping tank plaza | 08/21/18 |
| bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater | 02/28/21 |
| Maize pungent sound barrier | 11/21/17 |
| Irradiated crusty office | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Maize pungent sound barrier | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Maize pungent sound barrier | 11/21/17 |
| Drunken internet-worthy range | 03/04/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 04/11/18 |
| hairraiser fishy therapy | 04/11/18 |
| Vibrant Frum Set | 11/21/17 |
| lavender den kitty | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| lavender den kitty | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Aromatic aqua clown | 03/03/18 |
| hyperactive blood rage crackhouse | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Stirring maniacal national | 11/21/17 |
| lavender den kitty | 11/21/17 |
| self-absorbed potus community account | 11/21/17 |
| bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater | 11/22/17 |
| bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater | 02/28/21 |
| Very tactful philosopher-king | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Silver doctorate wagecucks | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Copper Whorehouse Juggernaut | 11/21/17 |
| Cerise sinister library | 11/21/17 |
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| Pearl Candlestick Maker | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Kink-friendly vermilion coldplay fan goyim | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Kink-friendly vermilion coldplay fan goyim | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Mahogany unholy queen of the night | 03/02/18 |
| Claret legal warrant | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| umber bossy menage nibblets | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Haunting lettuce institution | 11/21/17 |
| Maize pungent sound barrier | 11/21/17 |
| Haunting lettuce institution | 11/21/17 |
| Bespoke coffee pot kitchen | 08/21/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/21/17 |
| Razzmatazz Mint Party Of The First Part | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/22/17 |
| lascivious box office french chef | 11/21/17 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 11/22/17 |
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| Floppy Corn Cake Lodge | 03/02/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 03/02/18 |
| hilarious private investor psychic | 03/02/18 |
| Thirsty irate shrine chad | 03/02/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 03/02/18 |
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| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 03/03/18 |
| Thirsty irate shrine chad | 03/03/18 |
| Cruel-hearted nursing home cuckoldry | 03/03/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 03/04/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 08/21/18 |
| Aphrodisiac nofapping tank plaza | 08/21/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 03/07/19 |
| Charismatic light address | 08/21/18 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 12/24/19 |
| Provocative cuckold sneaky criminal | 12/24/19 |
| Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School | 02/28/21 |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:48 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School *knock knock*
*pick up smart phone, put it to your ear*
(loudly) "Yeah, sorry, I have a delivery... one second..."
*opens door*
"Go ahead and cross-check against the 42-NXD database. I'll deploy a script in the . . ."
*as you drone on with made up bullshit the delivery guy wordlessly hands over bag and, if applicable, credit card slip for signing*
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:49 PM Author: confused mustard piazza *phone actually goes off* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742640) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:49 PM Author: Bespoke coffee pot kitchen “Hold on, ive got someone on the other line” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742648) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:55 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742737) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 10:58 PM Author: excitant public bath famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34745279) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:45 AM Author: bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater lol at introverts thinking that quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34748051) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:42 AM Author: Irradiated crusty office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526434) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:13 PM Author: Aphrodisiac nofapping tank plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659699) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater Lol at introverts thinking on their toes like that instead of just panicking and being awkward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#42022705) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:58 PM Author: Maize pungent sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742762) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Irradiated crusty office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742834) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School A PRO introvert would have his phone off if he didn't feel like talking to anybody anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742835) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:08 PM Author: Maize pungent sound barrier haha
but what about lack of light appearing on the side of your face? |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:10 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School What about it? Maybe my phone is setup so the screen turns off if I've been on a call for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742871) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:12 PM Author: Maize pungent sound barrier lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742885) |
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Date: March 4th, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Drunken internet-worthy range What if the delivery guy acuses you of faking the call and asks to see the phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35535977) |
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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School "Excuse me, I have to handle this delivery guy for a second... SIR. HOW DARE YOU." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35819424) |
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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: hairraiser fishy therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35819446) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:27 PM Author: Vibrant Frum Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743044) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:51 PM Author: lavender den kitty i have a good friend -- whenever i go to his place and we order delivery food, he wants me to make the phone call and answer the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742678) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School Fuck yeah, doing the call is awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742830) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:18 PM Author: lavender den kitty i guess i win at something in life:
being able to make the phone call to order food from a delivery joint.
i think my friend is actually getting better. i can tell he listens to me and how i interact, and tries to adopt it, and he does it pretty well. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:48 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School It's not the ability, more that it's a nuisance.
Like, as an in-house bro, I never have to check to make sure my defined terms are consistent, every defined term is used at least once, etc. I could do that shit if I had to, but one way or another I can push it down and even if I'm the one who fucks it up I'll just get a draft back with the polite "Just corrected a few nits!" You are the guy doing the defined term check for your friend. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:57 AM Author: Aromatic aqua clown (Guy about to get Single White Femaled)
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:18 PM Author: hyperactive blood rage crackhouse Refuse to order anywhere that doesn't take online orders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742947) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School Fucking CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743181) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:26 PM Author: Stirring maniacal national I have a friend that does the same thing. When I did make him do it once, he got frustrated on the call and really butchered trying to place the order and we ended up with the wrong stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743038) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:46 PM Author: lavender den kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743228) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:51 PM Author: self-absorbed potus community account Who the hell calls for delivery anymore? No UberEats, Grubhub, or Caviar near you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744329) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:47 AM Author: bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater stfu gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34748070) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: bat shit crazy violent station volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#42022709) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:52 PM Author: Very tactful philosopher-king can't imagine being this weird irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742692) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742838) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:59 PM Author: Silver doctorate wagecucks this isnt an introvert life hack, its a bizarre avoidance device by people that probably have debilitating social anxiety (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742766) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:01 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742775) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Copper Whorehouse Juggernaut spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34745300) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:00 PM Author: Cerise sinister library This is perfect, I'm looking to cut out what little human interaction remains in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742769) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School With patience and diligence, it can be done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742841) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:01 PM Author: Pearl Candlestick Maker lol at autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742782) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742840) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Kink-friendly vermilion coldplay fan goyim Your delivery guys speak English? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742839) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:08 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School Maybe the delivery gods just have a sense of humor, but not only do they speak English, they just always thinks there's so much to talk about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742852) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:17 PM Author: Kink-friendly vermilion coldplay fan goyim That's madness, my dudes usually can't even say how much the total is in English and after trying to pantomime or say it in Spanish just hand me the receipt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742939) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:49 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School Where do you order from? I may have to check them out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744319) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:43 PM Author: Mahogany unholy queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524010) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:16 PM Author: Claret legal warrant "Consistent with natural law, the UCMJ, and non-binding but guiding international treaty precedent, I refuse to follow that order and will not release those codes to you, sir."
{turning head from phone} "Did they include anchovies? Last time they forgot the anchovies." |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743164) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:24 PM Author: umber bossy menage nibblets what if ur wondering where they are so you peek outside and see them coming 30 feet away and you are about to dart back inside but they have already seen you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743005) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School Jfc don't even joke about this. MODS.
Obviously, the correct answer is to never get into that situation. The food will come when it comes. Looking out the door either achieves nothing or puts you in the nightmare scenario. Resist the temptation to check, because the payoff matrix is all zero or negative. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:28 PM Author: Haunting lettuce institution god, i am so glad i am not this introverted and autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743050) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:29 PM Author: Maize pungent sound barrier "hi delivery guy-delivery person <3" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743062) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:30 PM Author: Haunting lettuce institution hiiiiiii! how are you tonight? thank you so much for bringing me dinner! * gives $5 tip on $14 bill and draws a smiley face on the receipt* have a good night! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743071) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:15 PM Author: Bespoke coffee pot kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659707) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743177) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Razzmatazz Mint Party Of The First Part The government needs to sterilize you people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744608) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:55 AM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School I assure you, Tinder already did it for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34747005) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:41 PM Author: lascivious box office french chef So weird. Why do you need to talk to the delivery guy? Are you from a small town or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744624) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School I don't, he wants to talk to me. I fucking hate the small talk.
From a small town, but don't currently live in one. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35522503) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Floppy Corn Cake Lodge just have a barking dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35522545) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:38 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School This implies being a place-goer and thing-doer that walks his dog. LJL not falling for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35523990) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:41 PM Author: hilarious private investor psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524002) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Thirsty irate shrine chad I was out on my balcony in shorts and T-shirt in 25 degree weather using hand signals to guide my delivery guy to my place today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524019) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School lol what the fuck. how does he not have a smartphone with GPS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524554) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:04 AM Author: Thirsty irate shrine chad I live in a huge soviet building that has like 3 addresses and. 8 entrances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35525629) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526092) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:57 AM Author: Thirsty irate shrine chad velcum to yukraine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526305) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:01 AM Author: Cruel-hearted nursing home cuckoldry this is why i don’t use uber or lyft, those fuckers always wanting to make small talk. i rent a car with executive aisle privileges where i can just scan the barcode and leave sight unseen.
even when i have to travel for work from my home, i rent a car at the airport the preceding evening and drive it to the airport so i don’t have to take ancab or uber. |
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Date: March 4th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School On the app you can just leave it as a note to the driver that you're deaf. Really cuts down on smalltalk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35535969) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:10 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School Did this again today, avoided a very unnecessary conversation with somebody who definitely looked like a talker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659682) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:14 PM Author: Aphrodisiac nofapping tank plaza I always pack 3 bluetooth headsets and a pair of gaming headphones for this eventuality when travelinf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659701) |
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Date: March 7th, 2019 5:54 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#37894562) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Charismatic light address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659734) |
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Date: December 24th, 2019 6:50 PM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School Just did this with my headset on so I didn't have to chat with the guy who delivered Christmas Eve dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#39320395) |
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Date: December 24th, 2019 6:51 PM Author: Provocative cuckold sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#39320400) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:48 AM Author: Swashbuckling Puce Codepig School OP here and was just going through my "BY YOU."
This lifehack is now obsolete with distance delivery, thanks fraudvirus. |