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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated cer...
irate principal's office
  11/22/17
ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.
stimulating ticket booth sound barrier
  11/22/17
See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.
dull concupiscible kitty cat newt
  11/22/17
Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. M...
stimulating ticket booth sound barrier
  11/22/17
Severely underrated. 180
bisexual gaming laptop idiot
  11/22/17
BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.
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dull concupiscible kitty cat newt
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cerebral ceo dragon
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Scarlet outnumbered laser beams theater
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zippy anal boltzmann abode
  11/02/18
[Pawing the ground for water]
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stimulating ticket booth sound barrier
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Brass hairraiser indian lodge roommate
  12/22/17
who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA need...
Spectacular blue crackhouse
  11/22/17
whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ te...
irate principal's office
  11/22/17
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yapping bronze university
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Seedy Supple Temple
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It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.
Sepia galvanic azn
  11/22/17
fuck yeah
zippy anal boltzmann abode
  12/15/17
The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all cl...
laughsome coiffed point
  11/22/17
Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.
beta mischievous roast beef goal in life
  11/22/17
lol
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Shivering dashing pit
  12/22/17
""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT...
Tantric bistre stage fanboi
  11/22/17
jfc
Spectacular blue crackhouse
  11/22/17
Wow
zippy anal boltzmann abode
  11/22/17
Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitu...
dull concupiscible kitty cat newt
  11/22/17
Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an AP...
french fear-inspiring marketing idea
  12/15/17
It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how ...
very tactful mauve striped hyena
  11/22/17
WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!
Spectacular blue crackhouse
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impertinent hyperactive bawdyhouse
  12/22/17
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Scarlet outnumbered laser beams theater
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TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law...
irate principal's office
  12/15/17
XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt
chestnut disturbing hairy legs menage
  12/15/17
Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputa...
chestnut disturbing hairy legs menage
  12/15/17
senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren'...
irate principal's office
  12/15/17
Cr. And they are often ornery
chestnut disturbing hairy legs menage
  12/15/17
LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc o...
Tantric bistre stage fanboi
  12/15/17
this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often s...
diverse insanely creepy milk
  12/15/17
who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name follow...
Self-absorbed Internet-worthy Orchestra Pit Tattoo
  12/22/17
if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metada...
diverse insanely creepy milk
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curious faggot firefighter
  12/15/17
“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower the...
irate principal's office
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Tantric bistre stage fanboi
  12/22/17
Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring h...
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https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education...
disrespectful mental disorder field
  11/02/18
jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students how desperate do you ha...
irate principal's office
  11/02/18
Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist! http://www.abaj...
irate principal's office
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just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain: ...
irate principal's office
  11/02/18
The administrators of that school should be stripped of ever...
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: irate principal's office

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2

The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."

"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141,"

Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746535)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM
Author: stimulating ticket booth sound barrier

ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: dull concupiscible kitty cat newt

See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: stimulating ticket booth sound barrier

Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens?

A. Meow.

Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad?

Me: Object to the form.

A. *Hsss*

Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: bisexual gaming laptop idiot

Severely underrated.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747890)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: stimulating ticket booth sound barrier

BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: dull concupiscible kitty cat newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: cerebral ceo dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: curious faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Vigorous Juggernaut Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Spectacular blue crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: impertinent hyperactive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Scarlet outnumbered laser beams theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: zippy anal boltzmann abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: abnormal antidepressant drug

[Pawing the ground for water]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: stimulating ticket booth sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Brass hairraiser indian lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Spectacular blue crackhouse

who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM
Author: irate principal's office

whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: yapping bronze university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Seedy Supple Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Sepia galvanic azn

It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: zippy anal boltzmann abode

fuck yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: laughsome coiffed point

The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: beta mischievous roast beef goal in life

Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Vibrant underhanded corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Shivering dashing pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Tantric bistre stage fanboi

""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."

This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.

Student loans have been a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Spectacular blue crackhouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: zippy anal boltzmann abode

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: dull concupiscible kitty cat newt

Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: french fear-inspiring marketing idea

Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: very tactful mauve striped hyena

It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Spectacular blue crackhouse

WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: impertinent hyperactive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Scarlet outnumbered laser beams theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: irate principal's office

TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status."

http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34925982)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: chestnut disturbing hairy legs menage

XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: chestnut disturbing hairy legs menage

Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: irate principal's office

senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: chestnut disturbing hairy legs menage

Cr. And they are often ornery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Tantric bistre stage fanboi

LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: diverse insanely creepy milk

this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Internet-worthy Orchestra Pit Tattoo

who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: diverse insanely creepy milk

if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: curious faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: irate principal's office

“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”

http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983792)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Tantric bistre stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: irate principal's office

Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36124843)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: disrespectful mental disorder field

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/

They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146092)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: irate principal's office

jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students

how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146103)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: irate principal's office

Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146041)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: irate principal's office

just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:

"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146062)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: twinkling fiercely-loyal dilemma useless brakes

The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: burgundy reading party forum

Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113)