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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated cer...
tan cruise ship halford
  11/22/17
ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.
bespoke institution
  11/22/17
See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.
Nubile Charismatic Stage Chad
  11/22/17
Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. M...
bespoke institution
  11/22/17
Severely underrated. 180
provocative gunner
  11/22/17
BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.
bespoke institution
  11/22/17
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Nubile Charismatic Stage Chad
  11/22/17
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blue goyim resort
  12/15/17
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Spectacular old irish cottage
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Twisted Organic Girlfriend
  12/15/17
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arousing purple base really tough guy
  12/22/17
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indecent hateful place of business athletic conference
  12/22/17
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Lemon Ticket Booth
  06/14/18
180
flirting mediation piazza
  11/02/18
[Pawing the ground for water]
buff step-uncle's house
  11/22/17
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bespoke institution
  11/22/17
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vermilion apoplectic national community account
  12/22/17
who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA need...
arousing purple base really tough guy
  11/22/17
whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ te...
tan cruise ship halford
  11/22/17
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Wonderful stage
  11/22/17
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Sinister Floppy Hissy Fit Water Buffalo
  11/22/17
It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.
Racy burgundy site
  11/22/17
fuck yeah
flirting mediation piazza
  12/15/17
The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all cl...
cowardly rough-skinned round eye range
  11/22/17
Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.
puce karate
  11/22/17
lol
chrome crawly set
  11/22/17
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curious amber personal credit line
  12/22/17
""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT...
Sickened ivory nibblets area
  11/22/17
jfc
arousing purple base really tough guy
  11/22/17
Wow
flirting mediation piazza
  11/22/17
Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitu...
Nubile Charismatic Stage Chad
  11/22/17
Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an AP...
histrionic chapel pistol
  12/15/17
It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how ...
Vigorous Insanely Creepy Milk
  11/22/17
WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!
arousing purple base really tough guy
  11/22/17
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indecent hateful place of business athletic conference
  12/22/17
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Lemon Ticket Booth
  06/14/18
TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law...
tan cruise ship halford
  12/15/17
XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt
Idiotic dark trailer park
  12/15/17
Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputa...
Idiotic dark trailer park
  12/15/17
senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren'...
tan cruise ship halford
  12/15/17
Cr. And they are often ornery
Idiotic dark trailer park
  12/15/17
LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc o...
Sickened ivory nibblets area
  12/15/17
this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often s...
sienna bonkers abode fat ankles
  12/15/17
who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name follow...
Zombie-like Hyperactive Stag Film Telephone
  12/22/17
if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metada...
sienna bonkers abode fat ankles
  12/22/17
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Spectacular old irish cottage
  12/15/17
“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower the...
tan cruise ship halford
  12/22/17
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Sickened ivory nibblets area
  12/22/17
Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring h...
tan cruise ship halford
  05/25/18
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education...
Galvanic Magenta Meetinghouse Hunting Ground
  11/02/18
jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students how desperate do you ha...
tan cruise ship halford
  11/02/18
Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist! http://www.abaj...
tan cruise ship halford
  11/02/18
just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain: ...
tan cruise ship halford
  11/02/18
The administrators of that school should be stripped of ever...
angry kitchen
  11/02/18
Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats...
Turquoise cracking box office knife
  11/02/18


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2

The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."

"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141,"

Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746535)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM
Author: bespoke institution

ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: Nubile Charismatic Stage Chad

See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: bespoke institution

Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens?

A. Meow.

Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad?

Me: Object to the form.

A. *Hsss*

Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: provocative gunner

Severely underrated.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747890)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: bespoke institution

BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Nubile Charismatic Stage Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: blue goyim resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Spectacular old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Twisted Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: arousing purple base really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: indecent hateful place of business athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Lemon Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: flirting mediation piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: buff step-uncle's house

[Pawing the ground for water]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: bespoke institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: vermilion apoplectic national community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: arousing purple base really tough guy

who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Wonderful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Sinister Floppy Hissy Fit Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Racy burgundy site

It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: flirting mediation piazza

fuck yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: cowardly rough-skinned round eye range

The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: puce karate

Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: chrome crawly set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: curious amber personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Sickened ivory nibblets area

""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."

This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.

Student loans have been a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: arousing purple base really tough guy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: flirting mediation piazza

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Nubile Charismatic Stage Chad

Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: histrionic chapel pistol

Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Vigorous Insanely Creepy Milk

It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: arousing purple base really tough guy

WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: indecent hateful place of business athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Lemon Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status."

http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34925982)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Idiotic dark trailer park

XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Idiotic dark trailer park

Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Idiotic dark trailer park

Cr. And they are often ornery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Sickened ivory nibblets area

LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: sienna bonkers abode fat ankles

this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Hyperactive Stag Film Telephone

who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: sienna bonkers abode fat ankles

if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: Spectacular old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”

http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983792)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Sickened ivory nibblets area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36124843)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Magenta Meetinghouse Hunting Ground

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/

They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146092)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students

how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146103)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146041)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: tan cruise ship halford

just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:

"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146062)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: angry kitchen

The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Turquoise cracking box office knife

Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113)