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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)
| cerise school gunner | 11/22/17 |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM Author: cerise school gunner Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2
The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."
"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141," Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards |
Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM Author: Iridescent Lascivious Area ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM Author: Electric Half-breed See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM Author: Iridescent Lascivious Area Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. Meow. Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad? Me: Object to the form. A. *Hsss* Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees.... |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM Author: Cerebral Shrine Sneaky Criminal Severely underrated.
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM Author: Iridescent Lascivious Area BIZ IDEA hehe. TY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM Author: Electric Half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM Author: Odious filthy box office coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: sinister bright quadroon institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM Author: Tan misanthropic skinny woman party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM Author: Comical candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM Author: awkward office turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM Author: Flirting voyeur antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM Author: curious goal in life abode 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM Author: Milky Shitlib Scourge Upon The Earth [Pawing the ground for water] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM Author: Iridescent Lascivious Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM Author: coral roommate set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Comical candlestick maker who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM Author: cerise school gunner whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM Author: poppy new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Indigo Twisted Church Building Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Glittery slippery rigpig toilet seat It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM Author: curious goal in life abode fuck yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: violet business firm patrolman The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Talented splenetic wagecucks striped hyena Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM Author: Concupiscible pale whorehouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM Author: cyan corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM Author: Hilarious Multi-colored Jap Menage ""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."
This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.
Student loans have been a disaster. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Comical candlestick maker jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM Author: curious goal in life abode Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Electric Half-breed Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM Author: twinkling juggernaut Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM Author: jet hominid It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Comical candlestick maker WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM Author: awkward office turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: Flirting voyeur antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: cerise school gunner TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status." http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM Author: pink psychic spot XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: pink psychic spot Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM Author: cerise school gunner senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM Author: pink psychic spot Cr. And they are often ornery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: Hilarious Multi-colored Jap Menage LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: Sooty laughsome sound barrier this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM Author: purple church who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Sooty laughsome sound barrier if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: sinister bright quadroon institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM Author: cerise school gunner “Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”
http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM Author: Hilarious Multi-colored Jap Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: cerise school gunner Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Orchid clown nowag https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/
They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM Author: cerise school gunner jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students
how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM Author: cerise school gunner Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM Author: cerise school gunner just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:
"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750." |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM Author: stirring amber foreskin The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM Author: hot theater stage Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113) |