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I describe two men. You pick the one you'd prefer as a father in law.

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alright let's hear 'em
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A. Hardcore University of Alabama football fan who proudly b...
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B i could manipulate him
Cyan gaped state philosopher-king
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depends, what does (A) use instead of toilet paper i'm le...
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(A) tries to use wet wipes but these are not always availabl...
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A
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B
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B fuck the yankees
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B let's go METS
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B, because I have nice towels
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B
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B. I don't know shit about baseball, so it's easy to ignore.
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Mets suck
Excitant Therapy
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B because FUCK THE YANKEES
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B, just because it seems like a more socially acceptable beh...
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A. Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a r...
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B
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A
Cyan gaped state philosopher-king
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Easily A.
Massive center
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A.fuck pumos.
Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad
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Yeah, B sounds like mental illness.
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B
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Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a real...
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A
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B is far far far better than A.
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A, because it's me.
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A easily. content creator >>>> content imitator
dull newt house
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A. He is incredibly neurotic about the freshness of fruit. W...
Thriller cordovan whorehouse
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easy A here
aphrodisiac den
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A and it’s not even close
Yellow step-uncle's house
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I am B
Autistic corner
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bronze mood
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A, by far. I'd beat B to death with a tire iron.
Massive center
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A
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A. I do need to eat more fruit.
insane electric stage
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B easily
arrogant anal range
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My dad is already A so A
henna station
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B easily.
dull newt house
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A. He is a huge liberal and thinks that George W. Bush and K...
Thriller cordovan whorehouse
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B. Not for any conservative bias, but because I'd rather hea...
aphrodisiac den
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B.
Massive center
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A only because im tired of hearing about hillary clinton
Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad
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A
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Jesus. Divorce?
insane electric stage
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B, easily
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B. fuk libs!
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A. He thinks his daughter is extremely attractive, and const...
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B ljl
aphrodisiac den
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A because the daughter would be less fucked up
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What no
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A. I've no problem with explaining to him that I'll do as I ...
Massive center
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B every time
Cerebral vermilion really tough guy
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B
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B
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A
Provocative Dark Hell Main People
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B
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B.
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A and proceed to do some daddy dialing with his daughter
dull newt house
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A. He wants to start a business selling bras for men. He poi...
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Gut instinct is to go with A. He sounds interesting -- if no...
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A
Massive center
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B, would get him a moniker and tell him to start poasting
Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad
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B
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A
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B
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B
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B
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B because I can direct him to xoxohth
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A. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he hate...
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A because cranky is always more entertaining than obsequious...
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B gets cranky if there is a Panamanian around. He hates thos...
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B
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A.
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B, i would rather be around someone saying positive annoying...
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B
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A fuck inodnes
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B. Colombians are 177.
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B would be 180
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B.
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B would be amazing if he got connects to some colombian yay
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A. He doesn't speak Latin, and knows very little about Ancie...
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A -- it'd be like oh brother where art thou
aphrodisiac den
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spin, ratfucks
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lollllllll A
Massive center
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Tough call. Both these guys sound 180
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A. that would be fucking awesome lol
Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad
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B
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B would be 180.
insane electric stage
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lmao A is hilarious
arrogant anal range
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A. wouldb e lulzy
henna station
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A. Really into Flag Day. Every June 14, he flies a big-ass A...
Thriller cordovan whorehouse
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A
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Ugh. A.
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A
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B
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why do you hate the flag
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A. He tried for many years to become a screenwriter, but his...
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B. I would try to take over his practice.
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99% of what he does is routine legal work relating to the sa...
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B
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Tough but B
Provocative Dark Hell Main People
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why
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B
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b
Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad
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A. His hobby is creating constructed languages ("conlan...
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B although I'd end up fucking one of his cat lady assistants...
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ugh, B i guess, i dont want my kids wasting their time with ...
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A
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high risk high reward
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A. only if it's a constructed language based on a hypothetic...
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A. His hobby is playing really complex, 6-hour board games. ...
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A for fuck's sake A
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"Do you ever wash that hair of yours? I bet you have de...
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Yes
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"Harsh but fair, daddy faggot. But I fuck your daughter...
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Lol this is painfully Chinese
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A
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A
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A
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lmfao, A
Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad
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B
insane electric stage
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A
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What is the nature of the reality where I pick A?
Racy lemon messiness wrinkle
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it's a reality where if you run the same schtick on XO for m...
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A. Charles is 180
henna station
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A: He takes frequent vacations to Dubai. He loves all the ta...
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B
Provocative Dark Hell Main People
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really tough. ill go with A, those all inclusive resorts are...
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B, shorter flight
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A: He is 5'8", and a true believer in what XO would cal...
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B, prob more fun to be around
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A
Cerebral vermilion really tough guy
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A
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A, I could introduce himself to XO
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A. b/c I'm 5'6" and he'd resent me for being 5'6"
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Option A: He always refers to pizza as "pizza pie"...
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A
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A
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A
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A. is lulzy
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Option A: He runs an unofficial fan Twitter page called &quo...
Thriller cordovan whorehouse
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Lol, B
insane electric stage
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Definitely B.
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A
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A. Because Giancarlo is gonna be a DODGER
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Option A: Works as a movie critic for his hometown local pap...
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A
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B
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A. easily
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Option A: Was never into hip-hop or rap until a few weeks ag...
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Lol, A
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B
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both are actually really endearing, but B
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B
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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

alright let's hear 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759972)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. Hardcore University of Alabama football fan who proudly boasts that he has not used toilet paper since 1976 because it is an Auburn thing. (Alabama's great rival, Auburn, throws toilet paper into trees to celebrate big wins).

B. Hardcore New York Mets fan who cannot go 5 minutes without insulting the Yankees somehow. Has a huge inferiority complex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759980)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Cyan gaped state philosopher-king

B i could manipulate him

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

depends, what does (A) use instead of toilet paper

i'm leaning toward (A) either way though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759990)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

(A) tries to use wet wipes but these are not always available. He'll use anything but toilet paper. He's open to using magazines, paper towels, newspapers, etc. if need be in a pinch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759996)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Very tactful vivacious church boiling water

B fuck the yankees

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: bronze mood

B let's go METS

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: insane electric stage

B, because I have nice towels

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

B. I don't know shit about baseball, so it's easy to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762883)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Excitant Therapy

Mets suck

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: henna station

B because FUCK THE YANKEES

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: dull newt house

B, just because it seems like a more socially acceptable behavior.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Cyan gaped state philosopher-king



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a really good or original thread, but occasionally posts a good execution of a meme or a thread with good advice.

B. Has a pumo, and uses it only to bump classic threads from years ago. He is good at timing this: so, for example, if the board is talking about philosophy that night, he might bump a thread from 2013 where twist and steez talked about that same thing. Never posts original content of his own, but the threads he bumps are always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759994)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Cyan gaped state philosopher-king

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: Massive center

Easily A.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad

A.fuck pumos.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: insane electric stage

Yeah, B sounds like mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761161)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: blathering water buffalo old irish cottage

Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a really good or original thread, but occasionally posts a good execution of a meme or a thread with good advice.

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761014)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: diverse selfie haunted graveyard



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: insane electric stage

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B is far far far better than A.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

A, because it's me.

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: dull newt house

A easily. content creator >>>> content imitator

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. He is incredibly neurotic about the freshness of fruit. When he goes to the grocery store, he squeezes a dozen oranges to see how firm and ripe they are before deciding which one to buy. Whenever he comes over to your place, he inspects your fridge to see whether or not you are buying good fruit and keeping it fresh. (He thinks you and your wife need fruit as part of a healthy diet).

B. He is a big "car guy" and is super judgmental about how other people take care of their cars. He will sometimes sneak around and check the oil level on your car, yelling at you if you are not getting oil changed frequently enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760013)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

easy A here

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Yellow step-uncle's house

A and it’s not even close

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Autistic corner

I am B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: bronze mood



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: Massive center

A, by far. I'd beat B to death with a tire iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760436)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: insane electric stage

A. I do need to eat more fruit.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B easily

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: henna station

My dad is already A so A

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: dull newt house

B easily.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. He is a huge liberal and thinks that George W. Bush and Karl Rove stole the 2004 election because Diebold voting machines in Ohio were rigged to give Bush extra votes. He talks about this all the time.

B. He is a huge conservative and still talks about Benghazi all the time. He thinks it is outrageous that Hillary Clinton has not been prosecuted for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760020)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

B. Not for any conservative bias, but because I'd rather hear about Benghazi than rigged elections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760038)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Massive center

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760438)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad

A only because im tired of hearing about hillary clinton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760978)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760995)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: insane electric stage

Jesus. Divorce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761165)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B, easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761694)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

B. fuk libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762887)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. He thinks his daughter is extremely attractive, and constantly reminds you that you married way out of your league and need to recognize this and be a grateful, submissive husband. He also gives your wife constant positive reinforcement.

B. He thinks his daughter is very ugly, and constantly thanks you for giving her a chance. He is also frequently critical of your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760033)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

B ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760041)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: disrespectful area goal in life

A because the daughter would be less fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760060)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: fishy odious bawdyhouse

What no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761448)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:39 AM
Author: Massive center

A. I've no problem with explaining to him that I'll do as I fucking please. I can't fix the effects left on my wife by years of bad parenting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760445)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 7:43 AM
Author: Cerebral vermilion really tough guy

B every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760926)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760998)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: insane electric stage

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761166)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761176)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761701)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762889)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: dull newt house

A and proceed to do some daddy dialing with his daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789428)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. He wants to start a business selling bras for men. He points out that there are a lot of fat men who need support, that this is a huge untapped market. He wants your legal advice and money to help him start this business and is willing to give you a share of it. Yes, he realizes this was the plot of an episode of Seinfeld, and that's in fact where he got the idea.

B. He wants to start a crypto-related business, but knows nothing about crypto. He wants you to help him figure out a plan for this business and constantly asks you about how crypto works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760052)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

Gut instinct is to go with A. He sounds interesting -- if not too smart. B sounds annoying and difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760130)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:40 AM
Author: Massive center

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760447)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:30 AM
Author: Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad

B, would get him a moniker and tell him to start poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760981)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761002)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: insane electric stage

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761169)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761179)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Garnet Idea He Suggested Keepsake Machete

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761647)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761704)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

B because I can direct him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762893)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he hates Indonesia and Indonesians. He always talks shit about Indonesia and never misses a chance to chime into a conversation with tangential points about how Indonesian culture is garbage or Indonesians are messy eaters. On the rare occasions that an Indonesian is actually present, he will be outwardly rude to them while reminding him of how poorly Indonesian troops fared in that one war they fought against Malaysia.

B. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he loves Colombia and Colombians. He always talks up the virtues of Colombian culture, and talks shit about Panama and Venezuela and how inferior to Colombia they are. He will chime into conversations to recommend Colombia as a tourist destination or recommend products made in Colombia. On the rare occasions that a Colombian is present, he will try to impress them with his knowledge of Colombian geography and history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760075)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: disrespectful area goal in life

A because cranky is always more entertaining than obsequious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760083)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

B gets cranky if there is a Panamanian around. He hates those guys. How could they want to secede from Colombia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760087)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: fighting preventive strike school

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760098)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:40 AM
Author: Massive center

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760450)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad

B, i would rather be around someone saying positive annoying things instead of being negative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760984)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761004)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761003)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

A fuck inodnes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761184)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: territorial charismatic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761259)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:36 AM
Author: insane electric stage

B. Colombians are 177.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761205)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761706)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762897)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: henna station

B would be amazing if he got connects to some colombian yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789433)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. He doesn't speak Latin, and knows very little about Ancient Rome and its culture, but somebody at one point taught him the word "paterfamilias", told him that it means head of the family in Latin, and now he constantly refers to himself as the paterfamilias. Or PF for short. He has at least one item monogrammed PF.

B. He doesn't really understand philosophy, but somebody gave him a book of Nietzsche quotes and now he quotes Nietzsche all the time, often out of context. For example, when he is cooking dinner and his wife refuses to help him, he will say "companions the creator seeks", or when he sees irreligion he will say "God is dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760150)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den

A -- it'd be like oh brother where art thou

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760154)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Spectacular sweet tailpipe

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760155)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:41 AM
Author: Massive center

lollllllll A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760455)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Internet-worthy heady ladyboy

Tough call. Both these guys sound 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760971)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761008)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761167)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: insane electric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761212)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad

A. that would be fucking awesome lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760988)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761007)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: insane electric stage

B would be 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761211)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

lmao A is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761709)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: henna station

A. wouldb e lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789467)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. Really into Flag Day. Every June 14, he flies a big-ass American flag in his front yard, and invites all of his friends, family, and neighbors to his big Flag Day party. At this party, he puts on a one-man play about Betsy Ross that he wrote himself. In the play, he plays the parts of both George Washington and Betsy Ross. He also reads speeches about the flag by US politicians, and organizes a "pin the stars on the flag" game for any kids in attendance. He will get VERY mad if you miss his Flag Day party.

B. Really into community service. Every weekend and holiday he volunteers for one charity or another, doing things like picking up litter, feeding the hungry, or giving free job interview coaching to veterans returning to civilian life. Donates thousands to charities each year too. Will judge you if you are not charitable with your own time and money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761144)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761192)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: insane electric stage

Ugh. A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761216)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761251)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761714)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

why do you hate the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761720)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. He tried for many years to become a screenwriter, but his only success was writing a script for the TV show "Community" that was turned into a single episode. After his failure to follow that up, he quit screenwriting. He now considers that episode of Community to be his greatest accomplishment in life. At every party he hosts, he plays that episode on TV. His house is decorated with stills from that episode. He talks about his brief interaction with the producers and cast of the show. Let's say that it's the episode where a bunch of Germans take over the foosball table and they have to beat them to get the table back.

B. He is considered the best lawyer in the country when it comes to defending property owners from adverse possession claims. Once every few years there will be an adverse possession claim somewhere in the country, and your father in law is flown in to ruthlessly take the claim apart. He talks about adverse possession law all the time at parties. If he finds out that somebody he just met went to law school, he will deliver a stock lecture beginning with "You know, adverse possession law in the 21st century is nothing like what they taught you in law school. Actually, it..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761209)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: insane electric stage

B. I would try to take over his practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761214)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761262)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

99% of what he does is routine legal work relating to the sale of large plots of farmland and/or industrial sites in rural America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761274)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761261)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

Tough but B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761310)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761331)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761718)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762787)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. His hobby is creating constructed languages ("conlangs" as they are known in the community), which are artificial languages like Esperanto or Klingon. All of his languages are very well made, with big vocabularies, fully fleshed out grammars, etc. He is very respected among people who have this hobby. He has given you a dictionary of one of his made-up languages and wishes you would learn a bit of it. He's also very excited about the possibility of grandchildren, as he thinks he could raise a child to be bilingual from birth in English and one of his made-up languages.

B. His hobby is training cats to do circus tricks. His house is full of stray cats that he got from the shelter, and he is trying to teach them all to perform tricks like jumping through hoops. He also organizes cat circus shows in his house and expects you to come to these. This is the kind of stuff he does: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfUJTF5zYI&t=145s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761266)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

B although I'd end up fucking one of his cat lady assistants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761300)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:58 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

ugh, B i guess, i dont want my kids wasting their time with some fake language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761323)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761721)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: comical goyim spot

high risk high reward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762892)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: henna station

A. only if it's a constructed language based on a hypothetical (i.e. what would English look like if it were a Romance language? or North African Romance language)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789475)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A. His hobby is playing really complex, 6-hour board games. Through his hobby, he knows CharlesXII, the XO poaster. In fact, he loves CharlesXII, and he tried to set your wife up with CharlesXII once but she did not find him attractive at all. He constantly talks about your shortcomings relative to CharlesXII and is clearly disappointed his daughter picked you over Chuck 12.

B. He is a Maroon 5 superfan. He literally thinks Adam Levine is the greatest talent in the history of music. He goes to Maroon 5 concerts, often multiple times on the same tour. He is always playing Maroon 5 in the background at parties he hosts. His house is full of autographed pictures of Maroon 5. He hopes that when you and your wife have kids, you will name them after Maroon 5 members.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761306)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

A for fuck's sake A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761314)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

"Do you ever wash that hair of yours? I bet you have dermatitis on that scalp from poor hygiene. You probably need that medicated shampoo. Now CharlesXII, he's got a nice clean scalp."

is that really what you want to hear every Thanksgiving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761325)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761329)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

"Harsh but fair, daddy faggot. But I fuck your daughter in her holds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761333)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Cerebral vermilion really tough guy

Lol this is painfully Chinese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761691)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761327)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Garnet Idea He Suggested Keepsake Machete

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761651)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761726)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Talented Elite Trump Supporter Chad

lmfao, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762789)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: insane electric stage

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762815)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762904)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Racy lemon messiness wrinkle

What is the nature of the reality where I pick A?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763073)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

it's a reality where if you run the same schtick on XO for more than 3 weeks, the schtick takes on a life of its own. So the Charles XII that your father in law knows is like an artificial intelligence or golem or something that is BASED on you, but not the same entity as you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763109)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: henna station

A. Charles is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789478)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A: He takes frequent vacations to Dubai. He loves all the tacky things to do in Dubai: pay hundreds of dollars for British high tea at an expensive hotel, shopping for overpriced luxury goods at an oafishly large mall, going "dune busting" in the desert, etc. He even knows a few wealthy Emirati guys and gets invited to the occasional party on their yacht. He is constantly suggesting that you and your wife should go party in Dubai with him and doesn't understand why people would ever want to go somewhere else.

B: Same, but instead of Dubai it is all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761365)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Provocative Dark Hell Main People

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

really tough. ill go with A, those all inclusive resorts are pretty shitty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761374)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

B, shorter flight

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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

A: He is 5'8", and a true believer in what XO would call the height meme. He thinks that tall men have all of the advantages in life and that shortmos will always be at a disadvantage. He ended up being relatively successful in life: he worked hard, started his own business, and after many years attained a degree of prosperity and respect. But he laments that if he were just a few inches taller, he would have been far more successful with less work required.

B: He is 6'4" and extremely successful. He's never met a chick who doesn't want to sleep with him, he's never had a job interview where they don't want to immediately hire him. But he thinks this is due to his good nature and talent, when in fact it is due almost entirely to his height and superior facial aesthetics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761431)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

B, prob more fun to be around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761454)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Garnet Idea He Suggested Keepsake Machete



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Cerebral vermilion really tough guy

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: arrogant anal range

A

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

A, I could introduce himself to XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789439)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: henna station

A. b/c I'm 5'6" and he'd resent me for being 5'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789482)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

Option A: He always refers to pizza as "pizza pie" or "a pizza pie" - he never uses the word pizza without the modifier pie. Order a pizza pie, make a pizza pie, do you prefer New York pizza pie or Chicago deep dish pizza pie, etc.

Option B: He is in love with the phrase "the legal profession". He never refers to "lawyers" or "attorneys" but rather "people in the legal profession". He sometimes waxes poetically about the state of "the legal profession".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761764)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: marvelous coral pistol knife

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: arrogant anal range

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763203)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: insane electric stage

A

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: henna station

A. is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789484)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Avocado gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761850)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: insane electric stage



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

Option A: He runs an unofficial fan Twitter page called "Giancarlo's bat" where he pretends to tweet as the baseball bat of star MLB player Giancarlo Stanton. Whenever Giancarlo hits a home run, he posts things like "wow - I hit that one real hard!" and when Giancarlo breaks his bat he posts things like "ow! time to go to the bat hospital and get fixed up". Literally dozens of hardcore Florida Marlins fans follow this account and retweet it. Giancarlo likes the account and sends your father in law lots of signed bats, balls, and jerseys.

Option B: He holds a low-level job in the Washington Redskins front office. He is totally incompetent at his job, understands little about modern football analytics and best practices, but is absolutely and uncompromisingly loyal to Redskins owner Dan Snyder and thus has rock solid job security for as long as Synder owns the team. Oh yeah, and he can hook you up with skybox seats to any Redskins game as long as its not against the Cowboys. Against the Cowboys, he can only offer you lower deck seats behind an end zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762261)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: insane electric stage

Lol, B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762824)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:32 PM
Author: Racy lemon messiness wrinkle

Definitely B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763089)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: arrogant anal range

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763208)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: henna station

A. Because Giancarlo is gonna be a DODGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789462)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

Option A: Works as a movie critic for his hometown local paper. Not famous nationally, but gets to make a living by watching movies before everyone else and writing about them. He can get you in on advance screenings of most of the big blockbusters.

Option B: Acclaimed director of independent art house films. Nobody knows who he is, except for people who are either arthouse film connoisseurs or film studies majors. Those people not only know him, but greatly respect and admire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762757)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: wonderful maroon windowlicker



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: arrogant anal range

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763314)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: insane electric stage

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763320)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: henna station

A. easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789464)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: topaz stag film



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Date: November 25th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse

Option A: Was never into hip-hop or rap until a few weeks ago, when he discovered Gucci Gang by Lil Pump. Now he loves that song and is really getting into Lil Pump and similar rappers. He has almost no knowledge or appreciation for classic hip-hop like Wu Tang, NWA, Ja Rule, or any of that. To him, hip hop began with Lil Pump.

Option B: Is really into old school rappers from the 1980's. He likes long rap songs that tell a story and doesn't like it when rappers use bad words. The only rapper from your lifetime that he likes is Will Smith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34767535)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: insane electric stage

Lol, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789393)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: laughsome mewling headpube

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789431)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: arrogant anal range

both are actually really endearing, but B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789461)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: henna station

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789466)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Thriller cordovan whorehouse



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