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I describe two men. You pick the one you'd prefer as a father in law.

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gaped indian lodge potus
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gaped indian lodge potus
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gaped indian lodge potus
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gaped indian lodge potus
  11/25/17
alright let's hear 'em
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
A. Hardcore University of Alabama football fan who proudly b...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B i could manipulate him
Cowardly drab water buffalo jewess
  11/24/17
depends, what does (A) use instead of toilet paper i'm le...
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
(A) tries to use wet wipes but these are not always availabl...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
B
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
B fuck the yankees
Zombie-like Talented Volcanic Crater
  11/24/17
B let's go METS
swashbuckling peach turdskin senate
  11/24/17
B, because I have nice towels
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
B
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
B. I don't know shit about baseball, so it's easy to ignore.
irradiated deer antler
  11/24/17
Mets suck
Deep anal trailer park gunner
  11/24/17
B because FUCK THE YANKEES
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
B, just because it seems like a more socially acceptable beh...
Elite Dopamine
  11/28/17
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Cowardly drab water buffalo jewess
  11/24/17
A. Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a r...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
A
Cowardly drab water buffalo jewess
  11/24/17
Easily A.
Balding school
  11/24/17
A.fuck pumos.
jade station pervert
  11/24/17
Yeah, B sounds like mental illness.
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
B
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a real...
demanding meetinghouse
  11/24/17
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Bat shit crazy brilliant ticket booth police squad
  11/24/17
A
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
B is far far far better than A.
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
A, because it's me.
irradiated deer antler
  11/24/17
A easily. content creator >>>> content imitator
Elite Dopamine
  11/28/17
A. He is incredibly neurotic about the freshness of fruit. W...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
easy A here
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
A and it’s not even close
beady-eyed nubile gas station wrinkle
  11/24/17
I am B
ungodly skinny woman
  11/24/17
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swashbuckling peach turdskin senate
  11/24/17
A, by far. I'd beat B to death with a tire iron.
Balding school
  11/24/17
A
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
A. I do need to eat more fruit.
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
B easily
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
My dad is already A so A
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
B easily.
Elite Dopamine
  11/28/17
A. He is a huge liberal and thinks that George W. Bush and K...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B. Not for any conservative bias, but because I'd rather hea...
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
B.
Balding school
  11/24/17
A only because im tired of hearing about hillary clinton
jade station pervert
  11/24/17
A
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
Jesus. Divorce?
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
B, easily
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
B. fuk libs!
irradiated deer antler
  11/24/17
A. He thinks his daughter is extremely attractive, and const...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B ljl
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
A because the daughter would be less fucked up
Hilarious kitty cat alpha
  11/24/17
What no
histrionic flatulent locus fortuitous meteor
  11/24/17
A. I've no problem with explaining to him that I'll do as I ...
Balding school
  11/24/17
B every time
Gay Hateful Orchestra Pit
  11/24/17
B
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
B
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
A
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
B
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
B.
irradiated deer antler
  11/24/17
A and proceed to do some daddy dialing with his daughter
Elite Dopamine
  11/28/17
A. He wants to start a business selling bras for men. He poi...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
Gut instinct is to go with A. He sounds interesting -- if no...
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
A
Balding school
  11/24/17
B, would get him a moniker and tell him to start poasting
jade station pervert
  11/24/17
B
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
A
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
B
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
B
Fragrant Out-of-control Rehab Genital Piercing
  11/24/17
B
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
B because I can direct him to xoxohth
irradiated deer antler
  11/24/17
A. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he hate...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A because cranky is always more entertaining than obsequious...
Hilarious kitty cat alpha
  11/24/17
B gets cranky if there is a Panamanian around. He hates thos...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B
Cordovan piazza party of the first part
  11/24/17
A.
Balding school
  11/24/17
B, i would rather be around someone saying positive annoying...
jade station pervert
  11/24/17
...
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
B
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
A fuck inodnes
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
...
pearly spectacular point incel
  11/24/17
B. Colombians are 177.
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
B would be 180
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
B.
irradiated deer antler
  11/24/17
B would be amazing if he got connects to some colombian yay
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
A. He doesn't speak Latin, and knows very little about Ancie...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A -- it'd be like oh brother where art thou
Diverse Doctorate Temple
  11/24/17
spin, ratfucks
Emerald exciting cruise ship
  11/24/17
lollllllll A
Balding school
  11/24/17
Tough call. Both these guys sound 180
orchid trip lodge
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Provocative queen of the night
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Swollen chrome stage stain
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razzle patrolman puppy
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A. that would be fucking awesome lol
jade station pervert
  11/24/17
B
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
B would be 180.
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
lmao A is hilarious
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
A. wouldb e lulzy
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
A. Really into Flag Day. Every June 14, he flies a big-ass A...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
Ugh. A.
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
A
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
B
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
why do you hate the flag
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A. He tried for many years to become a screenwriter, but his...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B. I would try to take over his practice.
razzle patrolman puppy
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...
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
99% of what he does is routine legal work relating to the sa...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
Tough but B
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
why
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
b
jade station pervert
  11/24/17
A. His hobby is creating constructed languages ("conlan...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B although I'd end up fucking one of his cat lady assistants...
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
ugh, B i guess, i dont want my kids wasting their time with ...
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
A
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
high risk high reward
180 red house
  11/24/17
A. only if it's a constructed language based on a hypothetic...
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
A. His hobby is playing really complex, 6-hour board games. ...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A for fuck's sake A
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
"Do you ever wash that hair of yours? I bet you have de...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
Yes
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
"Harsh but fair, daddy faggot. But I fuck your daughter...
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
Lol this is painfully Chinese
Gay Hateful Orchestra Pit
  11/24/17
A
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
A
Fragrant Out-of-control Rehab Genital Piercing
  11/24/17
A
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
lmfao, A
jade station pervert
  11/24/17
B
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
A
irradiated deer antler
  11/24/17
What is the nature of the reality where I pick A?
Thriller slippery stage
  11/24/17
it's a reality where if you run the same schtick on XO for m...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A. Charles is 180
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
A: He takes frequent vacations to Dubai. He loves all the ta...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B
Swollen chrome stage stain
  11/24/17
really tough. ill go with A, those all inclusive resorts are...
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
B, shorter flight
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
A: He is 5'8", and a true believer in what XO would cal...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
B, prob more fun to be around
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
...
Fragrant Out-of-control Rehab Genital Piercing
  11/24/17
A
Gay Hateful Orchestra Pit
  11/24/17
A
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
A, I could introduce himself to XO
irradiated deer antler
  11/28/17
A. b/c I'm 5'6" and he'd resent me for being 5'6"
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
Option A: He always refers to pizza as "pizza pie"...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
A
Provocative queen of the night
  11/24/17
A
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
A
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/28/17
A. is lulzy
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
UB women did NOT appreciate these hypos http://www.urbanbaby...
Glittery Sable Masturbator
  11/24/17
...
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
Option A: He runs an unofficial fan Twitter page called &quo...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
Lol, B
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
Definitely B.
Thriller slippery stage
  11/24/17
A
comical beta hunting ground
  11/24/17
A. Because Giancarlo is gonna be a DODGER
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
Option A: Works as a movie critic for his hometown local pap...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/24/17
...
heady associate french chef
  11/24/17
A
comical beta hunting ground
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B
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/24/17
A. easily
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
...
olive boyish church cuck
  11/24/17
Option A: Was never into hip-hop or rap until a few weeks ag...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/25/17
Lol, A
razzle patrolman puppy
  11/28/17
B
irradiated deer antler
  11/28/17
both are actually really endearing, but B
comical beta hunting ground
  11/28/17
B
know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake
  11/28/17
...
gaped indian lodge potus
  11/28/17
...
gaped indian lodge potus
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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34766415)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

alright let's hear 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759972)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. Hardcore University of Alabama football fan who proudly boasts that he has not used toilet paper since 1976 because it is an Auburn thing. (Alabama's great rival, Auburn, throws toilet paper into trees to celebrate big wins).

B. Hardcore New York Mets fan who cannot go 5 minutes without insulting the Yankees somehow. Has a huge inferiority complex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759980)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Cowardly drab water buffalo jewess

B i could manipulate him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759989)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

depends, what does (A) use instead of toilet paper

i'm leaning toward (A) either way though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759990)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

(A) tries to use wet wipes but these are not always available. He'll use anything but toilet paper. He's open to using magazines, paper towels, newspapers, etc. if need be in a pinch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759996)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Zombie-like Talented Volcanic Crater

B fuck the yankees

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling peach turdskin senate

B let's go METS

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

B, because I have nice towels

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

B. I don't know shit about baseball, so it's easy to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762883)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Deep anal trailer park gunner

Mets suck

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

B because FUCK THE YANKEES

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Elite Dopamine

B, just because it seems like a more socially acceptable behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789415)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Cowardly drab water buffalo jewess



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a really good or original thread, but occasionally posts a good execution of a meme or a thread with good advice.

B. Has a pumo, and uses it only to bump classic threads from years ago. He is good at timing this: so, for example, if the board is talking about philosophy that night, he might bump a thread from 2013 where twist and steez talked about that same thing. Never posts original content of his own, but the threads he bumps are always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759994)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Cowardly drab water buffalo jewess

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: Balding school

Easily A.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: jade station pervert

A.fuck pumos.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

Yeah, B sounds like mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761161)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: demanding meetinghouse

Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a really good or original thread, but occasionally posts a good execution of a meme or a thread with good advice.

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761014)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brilliant ticket booth police squad



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B is far far far better than A.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

A, because it's me.

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Elite Dopamine

A easily. content creator >>>> content imitator

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. He is incredibly neurotic about the freshness of fruit. When he goes to the grocery store, he squeezes a dozen oranges to see how firm and ripe they are before deciding which one to buy. Whenever he comes over to your place, he inspects your fridge to see whether or not you are buying good fruit and keeping it fresh. (He thinks you and your wife need fruit as part of a healthy diet).

B. He is a big "car guy" and is super judgmental about how other people take care of their cars. He will sometimes sneak around and check the oil level on your car, yelling at you if you are not getting oil changed frequently enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760013)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

easy A here

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed nubile gas station wrinkle

A and it’s not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760031)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: ungodly skinny woman

I am B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling peach turdskin senate



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: Balding school

A, by far. I'd beat B to death with a tire iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760436)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

A. I do need to eat more fruit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761163)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B easily

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

My dad is already A so A

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Elite Dopamine

B easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789424)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. He is a huge liberal and thinks that George W. Bush and Karl Rove stole the 2004 election because Diebold voting machines in Ohio were rigged to give Bush extra votes. He talks about this all the time.

B. He is a huge conservative and still talks about Benghazi all the time. He thinks it is outrageous that Hillary Clinton has not been prosecuted for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760020)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

B. Not for any conservative bias, but because I'd rather hear about Benghazi than rigged elections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760038)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Balding school

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760438)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: jade station pervert

A only because im tired of hearing about hillary clinton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760978)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760995)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

Jesus. Divorce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761165)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B, easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761694)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

B. fuk libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762887)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. He thinks his daughter is extremely attractive, and constantly reminds you that you married way out of your league and need to recognize this and be a grateful, submissive husband. He also gives your wife constant positive reinforcement.

B. He thinks his daughter is very ugly, and constantly thanks you for giving her a chance. He is also frequently critical of your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760033)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

B ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760041)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Hilarious kitty cat alpha

A because the daughter would be less fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760060)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: histrionic flatulent locus fortuitous meteor

What no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761448)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:39 AM
Author: Balding school

A. I've no problem with explaining to him that I'll do as I fucking please. I can't fix the effects left on my wife by years of bad parenting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760445)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 7:43 AM
Author: Gay Hateful Orchestra Pit

B every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760926)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760998)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761166)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761176)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761701)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762889)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Elite Dopamine

A and proceed to do some daddy dialing with his daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789428)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. He wants to start a business selling bras for men. He points out that there are a lot of fat men who need support, that this is a huge untapped market. He wants your legal advice and money to help him start this business and is willing to give you a share of it. Yes, he realizes this was the plot of an episode of Seinfeld, and that's in fact where he got the idea.

B. He wants to start a crypto-related business, but knows nothing about crypto. He wants you to help him figure out a plan for this business and constantly asks you about how crypto works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760052)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

Gut instinct is to go with A. He sounds interesting -- if not too smart. B sounds annoying and difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760130)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:40 AM
Author: Balding school

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760447)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:30 AM
Author: jade station pervert

B, would get him a moniker and tell him to start poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760981)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761002)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761169)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761179)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Out-of-control Rehab Genital Piercing

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761647)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761704)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

B because I can direct him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762893)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he hates Indonesia and Indonesians. He always talks shit about Indonesia and never misses a chance to chime into a conversation with tangential points about how Indonesian culture is garbage or Indonesians are messy eaters. On the rare occasions that an Indonesian is actually present, he will be outwardly rude to them while reminding him of how poorly Indonesian troops fared in that one war they fought against Malaysia.

B. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he loves Colombia and Colombians. He always talks up the virtues of Colombian culture, and talks shit about Panama and Venezuela and how inferior to Colombia they are. He will chime into conversations to recommend Colombia as a tourist destination or recommend products made in Colombia. On the rare occasions that a Colombian is present, he will try to impress them with his knowledge of Colombian geography and history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760075)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Hilarious kitty cat alpha

A because cranky is always more entertaining than obsequious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760083)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

B gets cranky if there is a Panamanian around. He hates those guys. How could they want to secede from Colombia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760087)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Cordovan piazza party of the first part

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760098)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:40 AM
Author: Balding school

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760450)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: jade station pervert

B, i would rather be around someone saying positive annoying things instead of being negative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760984)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761004)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761003)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

A fuck inodnes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761184)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: pearly spectacular point incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761259)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:36 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

B. Colombians are 177.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761205)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761706)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762897)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

B would be amazing if he got connects to some colombian yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789433)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. He doesn't speak Latin, and knows very little about Ancient Rome and its culture, but somebody at one point taught him the word "paterfamilias", told him that it means head of the family in Latin, and now he constantly refers to himself as the paterfamilias. Or PF for short. He has at least one item monogrammed PF.

B. He doesn't really understand philosophy, but somebody gave him a book of Nietzsche quotes and now he quotes Nietzsche all the time, often out of context. For example, when he is cooking dinner and his wife refuses to help him, he will say "companions the creator seeks", or when he sees irreligion he will say "God is dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760150)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Diverse Doctorate Temple

A -- it'd be like oh brother where art thou

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760154)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Emerald exciting cruise ship

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760155)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:41 AM
Author: Balding school

lollllllll A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760455)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: orchid trip lodge

Tough call. Both these guys sound 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760971)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761008)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761167)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761212)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: jade station pervert

A. that would be fucking awesome lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760988)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761007)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

B would be 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761211)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

lmao A is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761709)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

A. wouldb e lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789467)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. Really into Flag Day. Every June 14, he flies a big-ass American flag in his front yard, and invites all of his friends, family, and neighbors to his big Flag Day party. At this party, he puts on a one-man play about Betsy Ross that he wrote himself. In the play, he plays the parts of both George Washington and Betsy Ross. He also reads speeches about the flag by US politicians, and organizes a "pin the stars on the flag" game for any kids in attendance. He will get VERY mad if you miss his Flag Day party.

B. Really into community service. Every weekend and holiday he volunteers for one charity or another, doing things like picking up litter, feeding the hungry, or giving free job interview coaching to veterans returning to civilian life. Donates thousands to charities each year too. Will judge you if you are not charitable with your own time and money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761144)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761192)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

Ugh. A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761216)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761251)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761714)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

why do you hate the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761720)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. He tried for many years to become a screenwriter, but his only success was writing a script for the TV show "Community" that was turned into a single episode. After his failure to follow that up, he quit screenwriting. He now considers that episode of Community to be his greatest accomplishment in life. At every party he hosts, he plays that episode on TV. His house is decorated with stills from that episode. He talks about his brief interaction with the producers and cast of the show. Let's say that it's the episode where a bunch of Germans take over the foosball table and they have to beat them to get the table back.

B. He is considered the best lawyer in the country when it comes to defending property owners from adverse possession claims. Once every few years there will be an adverse possession claim somewhere in the country, and your father in law is flown in to ruthlessly take the claim apart. He talks about adverse possession law all the time at parties. If he finds out that somebody he just met went to law school, he will deliver a stock lecture beginning with "You know, adverse possession law in the 21st century is nothing like what they taught you in law school. Actually, it..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761209)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

B. I would try to take over his practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761214)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761262)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

99% of what he does is routine legal work relating to the sale of large plots of farmland and/or industrial sites in rural America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761274)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761261)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

Tough but B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761310)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761331)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761718)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: jade station pervert

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762787)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. His hobby is creating constructed languages ("conlangs" as they are known in the community), which are artificial languages like Esperanto or Klingon. All of his languages are very well made, with big vocabularies, fully fleshed out grammars, etc. He is very respected among people who have this hobby. He has given you a dictionary of one of his made-up languages and wishes you would learn a bit of it. He's also very excited about the possibility of grandchildren, as he thinks he could raise a child to be bilingual from birth in English and one of his made-up languages.

B. His hobby is training cats to do circus tricks. His house is full of stray cats that he got from the shelter, and he is trying to teach them all to perform tricks like jumping through hoops. He also organizes cat circus shows in his house and expects you to come to these. This is the kind of stuff he does: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfUJTF5zYI&t=145s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761266)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

B although I'd end up fucking one of his cat lady assistants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761300)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:58 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

ugh, B i guess, i dont want my kids wasting their time with some fake language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761323)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761721)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: 180 red house

high risk high reward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762892)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

A. only if it's a constructed language based on a hypothetical (i.e. what would English look like if it were a Romance language? or North African Romance language)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789475)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A. His hobby is playing really complex, 6-hour board games. Through his hobby, he knows CharlesXII, the XO poaster. In fact, he loves CharlesXII, and he tried to set your wife up with CharlesXII once but she did not find him attractive at all. He constantly talks about your shortcomings relative to CharlesXII and is clearly disappointed his daughter picked you over Chuck 12.

B. He is a Maroon 5 superfan. He literally thinks Adam Levine is the greatest talent in the history of music. He goes to Maroon 5 concerts, often multiple times on the same tour. He is always playing Maroon 5 in the background at parties he hosts. His house is full of autographed pictures of Maroon 5. He hopes that when you and your wife have kids, you will name them after Maroon 5 members.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761306)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

A for fuck's sake A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761314)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

"Do you ever wash that hair of yours? I bet you have dermatitis on that scalp from poor hygiene. You probably need that medicated shampoo. Now CharlesXII, he's got a nice clean scalp."

is that really what you want to hear every Thanksgiving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761325)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761329)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

"Harsh but fair, daddy faggot. But I fuck your daughter in her holds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761333)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Gay Hateful Orchestra Pit

Lol this is painfully Chinese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761691)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761327)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Fragrant Out-of-control Rehab Genital Piercing

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761651)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761726)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: jade station pervert

lmfao, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762789)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762815)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762904)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Thriller slippery stage

What is the nature of the reality where I pick A?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763073)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

it's a reality where if you run the same schtick on XO for more than 3 weeks, the schtick takes on a life of its own. So the Charles XII that your father in law knows is like an artificial intelligence or golem or something that is BASED on you, but not the same entity as you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763109)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

A. Charles is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789478)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A: He takes frequent vacations to Dubai. He loves all the tacky things to do in Dubai: pay hundreds of dollars for British high tea at an expensive hotel, shopping for overpriced luxury goods at an oafishly large mall, going "dune busting" in the desert, etc. He even knows a few wealthy Emirati guys and gets invited to the occasional party on their yacht. He is constantly suggesting that you and your wife should go party in Dubai with him and doesn't understand why people would ever want to go somewhere else.

B: Same, but instead of Dubai it is all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761365)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Swollen chrome stage stain

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761369)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

really tough. ill go with A, those all inclusive resorts are pretty shitty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761374)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

B, shorter flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761729)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

A: He is 5'8", and a true believer in what XO would call the height meme. He thinks that tall men have all of the advantages in life and that shortmos will always be at a disadvantage. He ended up being relatively successful in life: he worked hard, started his own business, and after many years attained a degree of prosperity and respect. But he laments that if he were just a few inches taller, he would have been far more successful with less work required.

B: He is 6'4" and extremely successful. He's never met a chick who doesn't want to sleep with him, he's never had a job interview where they don't want to immediately hire him. But he thinks this is due to his good nature and talent, when in fact it is due almost entirely to his height and superior facial aesthetics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761431)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

B, prob more fun to be around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761454)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Out-of-control Rehab Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761648)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Gay Hateful Orchestra Pit

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761667)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761740)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

A, I could introduce himself to XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789439)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

A. b/c I'm 5'6" and he'd resent me for being 5'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789482)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

Option A: He always refers to pizza as "pizza pie" or "a pizza pie" - he never uses the word pizza without the modifier pie. Order a pizza pie, make a pizza pie, do you prefer New York pizza pie or Chicago deep dish pizza pie, etc.

Option B: He is in love with the phrase "the legal profession". He never refers to "lawyers" or "attorneys" but rather "people in the legal profession". He sometimes waxes poetically about the state of "the legal profession".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761764)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Provocative queen of the night

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761776)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763203)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789392)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

A. is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789484)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Glittery Sable Masturbator

UB women did NOT appreciate these hypos http://www.urbanbaby.com/topics/55776439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761850)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763315)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

Option A: He runs an unofficial fan Twitter page called "Giancarlo's bat" where he pretends to tweet as the baseball bat of star MLB player Giancarlo Stanton. Whenever Giancarlo hits a home run, he posts things like "wow - I hit that one real hard!" and when Giancarlo breaks his bat he posts things like "ow! time to go to the bat hospital and get fixed up". Literally dozens of hardcore Florida Marlins fans follow this account and retweet it. Giancarlo likes the account and sends your father in law lots of signed bats, balls, and jerseys.

Option B: He holds a low-level job in the Washington Redskins front office. He is totally incompetent at his job, understands little about modern football analytics and best practices, but is absolutely and uncompromisingly loyal to Redskins owner Dan Snyder and thus has rock solid job security for as long as Synder owns the team. Oh yeah, and he can hook you up with skybox seats to any Redskins game as long as its not against the Cowboys. Against the Cowboys, he can only offer you lower deck seats behind an end zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762261)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

Lol, B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762824)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:32 PM
Author: Thriller slippery stage

Definitely B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763089)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763208)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

A. Because Giancarlo is gonna be a DODGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789462)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

Option A: Works as a movie critic for his hometown local paper. Not famous nationally, but gets to make a living by watching movies before everyone else and writing about them. He can get you in on advance screenings of most of the big blockbusters.

Option B: Acclaimed director of independent art house films. Nobody knows who he is, except for people who are either arthouse film connoisseurs or film studies majors. Those people not only know him, but greatly respect and admire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762757)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: heady associate french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763193)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763314)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763320)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

A. easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789464)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: olive boyish church cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763292)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

Option A: Was never into hip-hop or rap until a few weeks ago, when he discovered Gucci Gang by Lil Pump. Now he loves that song and is really getting into Lil Pump and similar rappers. He has almost no knowledge or appreciation for classic hip-hop like Wu Tang, NWA, Ja Rule, or any of that. To him, hip hop began with Lil Pump.

Option B: Is really into old school rappers from the 1980's. He likes long rap songs that tell a story and doesn't like it when rappers use bad words. The only rapper from your lifetime that he likes is Will Smith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34767535)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: razzle patrolman puppy

Lol, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789393)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789431)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: comical beta hunting ground

both are actually really endearing, but B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789461)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter corn cake

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789466)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789589)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#35056881)