You walk up to the cute young barista you see before work every morning
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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:36 PM Author: Hairraiser mood
"Hi," you say. "You don't know me, even though I come in here every day. You don't know me because you see a thousand other dreary faces just like mine. But today, I have something to say besides my mumbled coffee order. I have more to do than avoid eye contact and then stare fixedly at you when you're not looking. I have this to do: make a proposition. Come with me, leave with me. Right now. We'll flee together. Away from all of this. Away from this congested city with its shrieking people and its madness. We'll flee this cruel workaday life. We'll go somewhere natural and normal and uncrowded. Somewhere clean and beautiful and full of fresh air and real scenery. Let me be honest up front: I don't have much to offer. I've got $68K in debt. I've probably knocked years off my life sitting in front of a screen all day. I drink too much, I'm reliant on my Propecia prescription for these last few hairs on my head, every day I sprout a new physical problem, these asymmetries you see are only going to get worse in time, and I'll be forever PTSD and anxiety-riddled from my time in GC. That's Global Capitalism - don't worry, I'll have time to explain all that in full later. But here I am, offering you my heart. And all I want to know is: are you ready to leave with me, right now? If not, I'll just scan my app and take my latte. Thanks."
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: cerise corner electric furnace
I love this shit but it also make me depressed.
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