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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: mahogany cracking point

"Hi," you say. "You don't know me, even though I come in here every day. You don't know me because you see a thousand other dreary faces just like mine. But today, I have something to say besides my mumbled coffee order. I have more to do than avoid eye contact and then stare fixedly at you when you're not looking. I have this to do: make a proposition. Come with me, leave with me. Right now. We'll flee together. Away from all of this. Away from this congested city with its shrieking people and its madness. We'll flee this cruel workaday life. We'll go somewhere natural and normal and uncrowded. Somewhere clean and beautiful and full of fresh air and real scenery. Let me be honest up front: I don't have much to offer. I've got $68K in debt. I've probably knocked years off my life sitting in front of a screen all day. I drink too much, I'm reliant on my Propecia prescription for these last few hairs on my head, every day I sprout a new physical problem, these asymmetries you see are only going to get worse in time, and I'll be forever PTSD and anxiety-riddled from my time in GC. That's Global Capitalism - don't worry, I'll have time to explain all that in full later. But here I am, offering you my heart. And all I want to know is: are you ready to leave with me, right now? If not, I'll just scan my app and take my latte. Thanks."

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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone heaven

That's rape

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Date: November 27th, 2017 7:08 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:19 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone heaven

18000000

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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse Theater Stage Cuckold

how does he respond?

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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Vivacious property



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: ultramarine provocative ratface



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Date: November 27th, 2017 7:03 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Titillating whorehouse



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: rough-skinned alcoholic step-uncle's house hominid

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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:35 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2017 9:44 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:41 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: bonkers home ceo



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan place of business dragon



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Violent puppy

Asking the hard hitting questions

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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: Mauve soul-stirring faggot firefighter



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Vivacious property

*thank

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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling brilliant dilemma

Fuck it, let's go, zhe says.

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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: metal mustard locus international law enforcement agency

Beautiful, but what’s his name?

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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: ultramarine provocative ratface

"haha just kidding haha dont be afraid i'm leaving now cya around haha

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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Boyish Codepig Foreskin



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce base mother

"What's that? Speak up lil breh"

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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:50 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:50 AM
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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:57 PM
Author: Godawful cowardly mad cow disease gaming laptop

this reads much funnier when you picture a 38 year old single, balding skinny fat giving this monologue to an agitated barista freaking out about the line behind him that stretches beyond the front door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34778836)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: odious milk casino

:(

Was in a good mood looking forward to flirting with one this afternoon :(

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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Indecent big water buffalo

Jfc 180

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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: greedy cream theater

180

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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Outnumbered Curious Mediation



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Date: November 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: mahogany cracking point



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Date: November 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: mahogany cracking point



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Date: November 29th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: wonderful idiotic feces

Herzog: "We have reached the nerve of the tooth that is the inner psyche of the xo poster, and when it is poked and prodded, it causes great pain, or a great ecstasy.

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Date: November 30th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse Theater Stage Cuckold



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Curious Mediation



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: mahogany cracking point



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: gay chapel reading party

I love this shit but it also make me depressed.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: mahogany cracking point



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