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So biglawyers get marching orders from people like TMF and ARE Reptile?

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up-to-no-good lake address quadroon
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Lmfao
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Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. ...
Indigo abode really tough guy
  12/07/17
Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the e...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wa...
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up-to-no-good lake address quadroon
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Not in compliance.
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
, he lied without shame.
Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike
  12/07/17
Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.
Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike
  12/07/17
Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on ...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retar...
Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike
  12/07/17
You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? ...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is S...
Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike
  12/07/17
Are you even an employed lawyer?
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
lol are you?
vigorous crystalline den legend
  12/07/17
tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got de...
marvelous disgusting hell gaming laptop
  12/08/17
do you know how to read?
vigorous crystalline den legend
  12/08/17
lol
Irradiated Swollen Bawdyhouse Place Of Business
  12/07/17
Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough
Irradiated Swollen Bawdyhouse Place Of Business
  12/07/17
So that's a "no."
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys....
Filthy philosopher-king
  12/07/17
(Guy MAF) Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new jo...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in...
Citrine Property Chad
  12/07/17
absolutely devastating
Irradiated Swollen Bawdyhouse Place Of Business
  12/07/17
That was pretty baffling.
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
Baffling? TTTTTTulane
180 Walnut Dingle Berry
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Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (a...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)
Mind-boggling silver cuckoldry cuckold
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jfc
mentally impaired cracking fortuitous meteor
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Nah your job sounds boring as fuck Perfect fit actually
Filthy philosopher-king
  12/07/17
Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"...
Magenta digit ratio
  12/07/17
he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillan...
Citrine Property Chad
  12/07/17
Sounds chill as fuck
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's com...
Magenta digit ratio
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You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those securi...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
cr, can't forget about the cameras
Citrine Property Chad
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LOL you're absolutely pathetic
aphrodisiac skinny woman
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Hyperventilating Reading Party
  12/07/17
Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life...
aphrodisiac skinny woman
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up-to-no-good lake address quadroon
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RUTHLESS Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'
Magenta digit ratio
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Impressive nighttime halford
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jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe
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What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a ...
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up-to-no-good lake address quadroon
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I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS. http:...
Slate Old Irish Cottage
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lmao
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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, combined.
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Nope.
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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up-to-no-good lake address quadroon
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ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk t...
vigorous crystalline den legend
  12/07/17
*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"
obsidian mediation principal's office
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To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate ...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."
obsidian mediation principal's office
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lulz
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take...
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up-to-no-good lake address quadroon
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They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is ...
Magenta digit ratio
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LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-hou...
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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xo doesn't count
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No shit.
Hyperventilating Reading Party
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Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and fu...
Magenta digit ratio
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This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead ...
Cerebral Theatre
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Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness towa...
Magenta digit ratio
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Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters wi...
Cerebral Theatre
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nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD o...
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Citrine Property Chad
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aphrodisiac skinny woman
  12/09/17
Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.
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Impressive nighttime halford
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can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can al...
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I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and ...
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Citrine Property Chad
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just dont touch his stapler!
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Lol. Jesus no.
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up-to-no-good lake address quadroon
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lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is...
frum roast beef
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Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “p...
floppy turdskin school cafeteria
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Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”
frum roast beef
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tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance
vigorous crystalline den legend
  12/11/17


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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: up-to-no-good lake address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859710)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859742)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: thriller range water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859750)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Histrionic Native Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: wonderful high-end volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859769)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: mentally impaired cracking fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860413)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Irradiated Swollen Bawdyhouse Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860421)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Magenta digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862739)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: grizzly field prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863231)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling silver cuckoldry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863643)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: chocolate costumed set candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872592)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: hyperactive whorehouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875759)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859753)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Indigo abode really tough guy

It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. Go to an ACC conference and listen to them bleat on about alternative fee agreements and outside counsel guidelines. You’re still getting gouged lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859776)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the end of the day that while you're bossing around biglawyers, you're paying a ridiculous amount for the privilege of doing so. Of course, there are a variety of methods of avoiding that entirely, such as splitting up the work so that you only send limited work to biglaw and send the grunt work to Axiom or whoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860167)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: exciting emerald antidepressant drug sound barrier

Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wait with baited breath for their calls. They have the power to make or break our fragile careers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859797)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: up-to-no-good lake address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860082)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Not in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860123)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike

, he lied without shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860272)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860342)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike

Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860346)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on there?

Or did you read into that because you don't understand my area at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike

Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retarded as you. Your not a real lawyer. It’s a compliance job. That’s cool. No shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860388)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? I do things like negotiate agreements, draft policies, advise on new products, advise on M&A, etc. I get it, you're dumb and don't understand what my area involves or what I actually do. But that's really your problem and not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860410)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone unhinged telephone preventive strike

Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is SPS and this is all you have (well this and a Soccer mom’s car). You can have it. I yield. But you really should just learn to accept yourself for the failure you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860419)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860450)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: vigorous crystalline den legend

lol are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863845)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: marvelous disgusting hell gaming laptop

tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34866565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: vigorous crystalline den legend

do you know how to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868021)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Irradiated Swollen Bawdyhouse Place Of Business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860408)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860502)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Swollen Bawdyhouse Place Of Business

lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861485)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

So that's a "no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861570)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Filthy philosopher-king

No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys. They have barely 6 figure compliance jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860176)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

(Guy MAF)

Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new job we both make over $200k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860195)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Citrine Property Chad

tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in a ~100k job despite being like 10 years out of law school living in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860243)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Irradiated Swollen Bawdyhouse Place Of Business

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860297)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

That was pretty baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860329)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: 180 Walnut Dingle Berry

Baffling? TTTTTTulane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860471)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (albeit in charge of a compliance function) for a huge number of years. You would expect some real salary growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860484)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling silver cuckoldry cuckold

(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863651)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: mentally impaired cracking fortuitous meteor

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860418)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Filthy philosopher-king

Nah your job sounds boring as fuck

Perfect fit actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860340)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you're not a tech person I can see how one might think that (just because they don't know or get it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860358)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Magenta digit ratio

"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862763)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Citrine Property Chad

he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillance cameras. Great combination of law enforcement and tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862772)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Sounds chill as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862786)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Magenta digit ratio

*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's compliance with voluntary corporate user data security protocols to one of CCO's very top three or four underlings in the North American East Coast secondary HQ campus*

The most interesting job in law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862876)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those security cameras...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862922)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Citrine Property Chad

cr, can't forget about the cameras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863032)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman

LOL you're absolutely pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862976)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862990)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman

Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life. Norwood 3 purgatory. You are a 5'6" cog in a massive CYA mechanism and nobody other than you would claim it's even mildly interesting . Your business guys look at you with derision and if you died tomorrow not a single person at boa or wherever you work would give a fuck. "Hey has legal signed off on the docs? Send it to that short dude. Oh he's been offline for 38 days? Either dead or shit canned. Well send it to Jeff instead. Control room should also sign off. Have you taken this to compliance? Conflicts? Rep risk?". You're nothing but a worthless step in this retarded procession.

You could just have some self awareness and just say something like "oh well it's dull but the hours are decent and I make OK pay." But nope, you literally say that it's one of the most interesting areas of law. UMC strivers who have battled their way to a condo down-payment are so fucking self-important and delusional. I bet you are an absolute nightmare to interact with IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863063)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lake address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863640)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Magenta digit ratio

RUTHLESS

Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865020)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Impressive nighttime halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875824)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pink organic girlfriend

jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: frum roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885628)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: floppy turdskin school cafeteria

What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a decade of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885853)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lake address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#35065293)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Slate Old Irish Cottage

I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3612056&forum_id=2#33290085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860578)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: henna psychic kitchen

, combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862950)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862964)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lake address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863030)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: vigorous crystalline den legend

ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk to him like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: obsidian mediation principal's office

*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860432)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate the hard work of our law firm FRIENDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860444)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: obsidian mediation principal's office

earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860460)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860461)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Maize Appetizing Locus

nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take the time to interact w lowly old me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860596)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lake address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862065)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Magenta digit ratio

They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is a compliance monkey and TMF is a rank and file paper-pusher in a massive legal department.

Valen still has a top 1% outcome for Tulane Law grads so we shouldn't really ridicule him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862787)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-house lawyer to have the pleasure and honor of dealing with biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862971)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: henna psychic kitchen

xo doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862982)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party

No shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862987)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Magenta digit ratio

Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and future plans around. After scrambling into an in-house role that a 2014 grad could secure with a little bit of hustle and some good reason not to go earn big kid money, you're quite quick to glorify your role in a corporate bureaucracy where you are 99% inessential and 100% fungible. But it's one of the most interesting legal jobs in this land, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865060)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Theatre

This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead end shitigator whose entire career is to paper push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863583)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Magenta digit ratio

Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness toward me. So chill and balanced nutella!

You seem very invested in the idea that I'm a workaholic senior associate in some dead-end generic litigator spot. That's natural coming form your experience with the industry but nonetheless your investment in this fantasy is revealing.

On the other hand, not like it's any revelation that you're a status-obsessed one-upping nutjob who passionately needs to believe that everyone else is fucked in order to feel good about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865042)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Theatre

Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters with job leads and interviewing tips, which a lot more than you’ve ever done for anybody on here. All you do is snark and make catty comments about everyone you think is beneath you, which just comes across as bitter when there’s zero humor behind it.. fulano knows how to do it a lot better.

I don’t have a fantasy about what you’re doing, I know you were in biglaw and you’re still a lawyer, which means you’re still a paperpusher, which is the entire profession. All that one can aspire for in this profession is good QOL and/or money so it’s funny that you’re putting down others for having those aspirations and acting like giving orders to biglawyers is some sort of special privilege. We are all somebody’s bitch at the end of the day so don’t be so pretentious and lighten up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868824)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: violet round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: french ceo ticket booth

nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD on her internet ENEMIES settling SCORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872598)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Citrine Property Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872607)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875804)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Khaki Indecent Library Useless Brakes

Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875795)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Impressive nighttime halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875840)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: adulterous disrespectful goyim

can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can all see what he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863433)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Flushed jap hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865079)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: diverse ruddy affirmative action

I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and gives them to the software engineers. He also takes the software specs from the engineers and brings it to the tranny lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865104)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Citrine Property Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868853)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Boltzmann Laser Beams

just dont touch his stapler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872612)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: clear exhilarant indian lodge pocket flask

Lol. Jesus no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872573)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lake address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875753)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: frum roast beef

lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885924)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: floppy turdskin school cafeteria

Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “probably the most interesting job in law,” you’re just too fucking dumb to get the high paced world of tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885956)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: frum roast beef

Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34886037)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: vigorous crystalline den legend

tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34889043)