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So biglawyers get marching orders from people like TMF and ARE Reptile?

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Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse
  12/07/17
Lmfao
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Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. ...
Thriller obsidian wagecucks multi-billionaire
  12/07/17
Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the e...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wa...
vengeful crimson casino
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Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse
  12/07/17
Not in compliance.
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
, he lied without shame.
Stimulating irate box office mediation
  12/07/17
Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.
Stimulating irate box office mediation
  12/07/17
Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on ...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retar...
Stimulating irate box office mediation
  12/07/17
You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? ...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is S...
Stimulating irate box office mediation
  12/07/17
Are you even an employed lawyer?
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
lol are you?
mind-boggling pink public bath
  12/07/17
tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got de...
Stirring potus church
  12/08/17
do you know how to read?
mind-boggling pink public bath
  12/08/17
lol
mildly autistic bateful gaming laptop voyeur
  12/07/17
Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough
mildly autistic bateful gaming laptop voyeur
  12/07/17
So that's a "no."
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys....
dashing crackhouse dopamine
  12/07/17
(Guy MAF) Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new jo...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in...
Seedy Transparent Dilemma
  12/07/17
absolutely devastating
mildly autistic bateful gaming laptop voyeur
  12/07/17
That was pretty baffling.
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
Baffling? TTTTTTulane
Motley sticky rigpig roommate
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Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (a...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)
Lascivious cerise organic girlfriend
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jfc
Sienna electric kitty
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Nah your job sounds boring as fuck Perfect fit actually
dashing crackhouse dopamine
  12/07/17
Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"...
mustard thirsty juggernaut becky
  12/07/17
he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillan...
Seedy Transparent Dilemma
  12/07/17
Sounds chill as fuck
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
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*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's com...
mustard thirsty juggernaut becky
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You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those securi...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
cr, can't forget about the cameras
Seedy Transparent Dilemma
  12/07/17
LOL you're absolutely pathetic
Sooty police squad
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Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life...
Sooty police squad
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Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse
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RUTHLESS Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'
mustard thirsty juggernaut becky
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narrow-minded wonderful chapel gunner
  12/09/17
jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe
Multi-colored Stag Film French Chef
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Lavender Jew
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What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a ...
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Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse
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I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS. http:...
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lmao
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
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, combined.
soul-stirring university keepsake machete
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Nope.
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
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Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse
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ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk t...
mind-boggling pink public bath
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*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"
navy dragon
  12/07/17
To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate ...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
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earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."
navy dragon
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lulz
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
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nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take...
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Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse
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They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is ...
mustard thirsty juggernaut becky
  12/07/17
LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-hou...
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
xo doesn't count
soul-stirring university keepsake machete
  12/07/17
No shit.
Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part
  12/07/17
Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and fu...
mustard thirsty juggernaut becky
  12/07/17
This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead ...
Fuchsia disgusting piazza
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Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness towa...
mustard thirsty juggernaut becky
  12/07/17
Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters wi...
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nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD o...
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Seedy Transparent Dilemma
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Sooty police squad
  12/09/17
Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.
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narrow-minded wonderful chapel gunner
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can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can al...
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I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and ...
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Seedy Transparent Dilemma
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just dont touch his stapler!
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Lol. Jesus no.
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Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse
  12/09/17
lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is...
Lavender Jew
  12/10/17
Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “p...
Vigorous sanctuary cuckoldry
  12/10/17
Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”
Lavender Jew
  12/10/17
tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance
mind-boggling pink public bath
  12/11/17


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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859710)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Sooty police squad

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859742)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: internet-worthy scourge upon the earth garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859750)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Soggy histrionic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: adventurous range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859769)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Sienna electric kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860413)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: mildly autistic bateful gaming laptop voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860421)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: mustard thirsty juggernaut becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862739)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: contagious dull native factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863231)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Lascivious cerise organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863643)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Cobalt deep ladyboy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872592)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: vibrant angry station marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875759)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859753)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Thriller obsidian wagecucks multi-billionaire

It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. Go to an ACC conference and listen to them bleat on about alternative fee agreements and outside counsel guidelines. You’re still getting gouged lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859776)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the end of the day that while you're bossing around biglawyers, you're paying a ridiculous amount for the privilege of doing so. Of course, there are a variety of methods of avoiding that entirely, such as splitting up the work so that you only send limited work to biglaw and send the grunt work to Axiom or whoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860167)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: vengeful crimson casino

Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wait with baited breath for their calls. They have the power to make or break our fragile careers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859797)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860082)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Not in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860123)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Stimulating irate box office mediation

, he lied without shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860272)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860342)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Stimulating irate box office mediation

Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860346)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on there?

Or did you read into that because you don't understand my area at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Stimulating irate box office mediation

Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retarded as you. Your not a real lawyer. It’s a compliance job. That’s cool. No shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860388)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? I do things like negotiate agreements, draft policies, advise on new products, advise on M&A, etc. I get it, you're dumb and don't understand what my area involves or what I actually do. But that's really your problem and not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860410)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Stimulating irate box office mediation

Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is SPS and this is all you have (well this and a Soccer mom’s car). You can have it. I yield. But you really should just learn to accept yourself for the failure you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860419)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860450)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling pink public bath

lol are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863845)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: Stirring potus church

tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34866565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling pink public bath

do you know how to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868021)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: mildly autistic bateful gaming laptop voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860408)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860502)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic bateful gaming laptop voyeur

lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861485)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

So that's a "no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861570)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: dashing crackhouse dopamine

No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys. They have barely 6 figure compliance jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860176)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

(Guy MAF)

Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new job we both make over $200k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860195)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Seedy Transparent Dilemma

tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in a ~100k job despite being like 10 years out of law school living in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860243)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: mildly autistic bateful gaming laptop voyeur

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860297)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

That was pretty baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860329)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Motley sticky rigpig roommate

Baffling? TTTTTTulane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860471)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (albeit in charge of a compliance function) for a huge number of years. You would expect some real salary growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860484)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Lascivious cerise organic girlfriend

(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863651)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Sienna electric kitty

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860418)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: dashing crackhouse dopamine

Nah your job sounds boring as fuck

Perfect fit actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860340)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you're not a tech person I can see how one might think that (just because they don't know or get it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860358)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: mustard thirsty juggernaut becky

"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862763)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Seedy Transparent Dilemma

he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillance cameras. Great combination of law enforcement and tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862772)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Sounds chill as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862786)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: mustard thirsty juggernaut becky

*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's compliance with voluntary corporate user data security protocols to one of CCO's very top three or four underlings in the North American East Coast secondary HQ campus*

The most interesting job in law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862876)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those security cameras...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862922)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Seedy Transparent Dilemma

cr, can't forget about the cameras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863032)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Sooty police squad

LOL you're absolutely pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862976)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862990)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Sooty police squad

Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life. Norwood 3 purgatory. You are a 5'6" cog in a massive CYA mechanism and nobody other than you would claim it's even mildly interesting . Your business guys look at you with derision and if you died tomorrow not a single person at boa or wherever you work would give a fuck. "Hey has legal signed off on the docs? Send it to that short dude. Oh he's been offline for 38 days? Either dead or shit canned. Well send it to Jeff instead. Control room should also sign off. Have you taken this to compliance? Conflicts? Rep risk?". You're nothing but a worthless step in this retarded procession.

You could just have some self awareness and just say something like "oh well it's dull but the hours are decent and I make OK pay." But nope, you literally say that it's one of the most interesting areas of law. UMC strivers who have battled their way to a condo down-payment are so fucking self-important and delusional. I bet you are an absolute nightmare to interact with IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863063)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863640)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: mustard thirsty juggernaut becky

RUTHLESS

Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865020)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded wonderful chapel gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875824)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Stag Film French Chef

jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Lavender Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885628)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary cuckoldry

What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a decade of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885853)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#35065293)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Low-t Feces Knife

I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3612056&forum_id=2#33290085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860578)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring university keepsake machete

, combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862950)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862964)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863030)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling pink public bath

ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk to him like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: navy dragon

*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860432)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate the hard work of our law firm FRIENDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860444)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: navy dragon

earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860460)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860461)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: hairless floppy institution stain

nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take the time to interact w lowly old me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860596)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862065)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: mustard thirsty juggernaut becky

They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is a compliance monkey and TMF is a rank and file paper-pusher in a massive legal department.

Valen still has a top 1% outcome for Tulane Law grads so we shouldn't really ridicule him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862787)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-house lawyer to have the pleasure and honor of dealing with biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862971)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring university keepsake machete

xo doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862982)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh party of the first part

No shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862987)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: mustard thirsty juggernaut becky

Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and future plans around. After scrambling into an in-house role that a 2014 grad could secure with a little bit of hustle and some good reason not to go earn big kid money, you're quite quick to glorify your role in a corporate bureaucracy where you are 99% inessential and 100% fungible. But it's one of the most interesting legal jobs in this land, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865060)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia disgusting piazza

This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead end shitigator whose entire career is to paper push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863583)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: mustard thirsty juggernaut becky

Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness toward me. So chill and balanced nutella!

You seem very invested in the idea that I'm a workaholic senior associate in some dead-end generic litigator spot. That's natural coming form your experience with the industry but nonetheless your investment in this fantasy is revealing.

On the other hand, not like it's any revelation that you're a status-obsessed one-upping nutjob who passionately needs to believe that everyone else is fucked in order to feel good about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865042)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia disgusting piazza

Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters with job leads and interviewing tips, which a lot more than you’ve ever done for anybody on here. All you do is snark and make catty comments about everyone you think is beneath you, which just comes across as bitter when there’s zero humor behind it.. fulano knows how to do it a lot better.

I don’t have a fantasy about what you’re doing, I know you were in biglaw and you’re still a lawyer, which means you’re still a paperpusher, which is the entire profession. All that one can aspire for in this profession is good QOL and/or money so it’s funny that you’re putting down others for having those aspirations and acting like giving orders to biglawyers is some sort of special privilege. We are all somebody’s bitch at the end of the day so don’t be so pretentious and lighten up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868824)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Slippery Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: odious startling doctorate parlour

nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD on her internet ENEMIES settling SCORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872598)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Seedy Transparent Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872607)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Sooty police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875804)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Greedy mexican den

Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875795)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded wonderful chapel gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875840)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: Coral heady giraffe field

can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can all see what he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863433)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: concupiscible rambunctious stage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865079)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: hyperactive love of her life

I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and gives them to the software engineers. He also takes the software specs from the engineers and brings it to the tranny lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865104)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Seedy Transparent Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868853)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Orchid Racy Reading Party Halford

just dont touch his stapler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872612)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: galvanic gay lay

Lol. Jesus no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872573)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Elite antidepressant drug whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875753)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Lavender Jew

lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885924)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary cuckoldry

Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “probably the most interesting job in law,” you’re just too fucking dumb to get the high paced world of tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885956)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Lavender Jew

Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34886037)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling pink public bath

tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34889043)