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So biglawyers get marching orders from people like TMF and ARE Reptile?

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big-titted library
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Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. ...
Copper Hairy Legs Theater
  12/07/17
Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the e...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wa...
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big-titted library
  12/07/17
Not in compliance.
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
, he lied without shame.
self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  12/07/17
Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.
self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  12/07/17
Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on ...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retar...
self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  12/07/17
You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? ...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is S...
self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  12/07/17
Are you even an employed lawyer?
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
lol are you?
massive elastic band
  12/07/17
tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got de...
vigorous stead wrinkle
  12/08/17
do you know how to read?
massive elastic band
  12/08/17
lol
abnormal bull headed partner set
  12/07/17
Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough
abnormal bull headed partner set
  12/07/17
So that's a "no."
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys....
Jet Laughsome Orchestra Pit
  12/07/17
(Guy MAF) Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new jo...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in...
arousing lodge
  12/07/17
absolutely devastating
abnormal bull headed partner set
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That was pretty baffling.
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
Baffling? TTTTTTulane
Dull domesticated kitchen mental disorder
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Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (a...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)
Multi-colored bespoke fortuitous meteor
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jfc
Racy point lettuce
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Nah your job sounds boring as fuck Perfect fit actually
Jet Laughsome Orchestra Pit
  12/07/17
Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"...
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he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillan...
arousing lodge
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Sounds chill as fuck
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's com...
Federal milk factory reset button
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You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those securi...
stirring canary keepsake machete
  12/07/17
cr, can't forget about the cameras
arousing lodge
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LOL you're absolutely pathetic
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stirring canary keepsake machete
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Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life...
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big-titted library
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RUTHLESS Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'
Federal milk factory reset button
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jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe
appetizing garrison
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stimulating rehab dragon
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What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a ...
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big-titted library
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I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS. http:...
cyan buck-toothed therapy hissy fit
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lmao
stirring canary keepsake machete
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, combined.
Electric sanctuary idiot
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Nope.
stirring canary keepsake machete
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big-titted library
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ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk t...
massive elastic band
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*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"
Nubile excitant chad ratface
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To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate ...
stirring canary keepsake machete
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earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."
Nubile excitant chad ratface
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lulz
stirring canary keepsake machete
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nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take...
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big-titted library
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They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is ...
Federal milk factory reset button
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LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-hou...
stirring canary keepsake machete
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xo doesn't count
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No shit.
stirring canary keepsake machete
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Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and fu...
Federal milk factory reset button
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This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead ...
supple khaki becky
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Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness towa...
Federal milk factory reset button
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Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters wi...
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Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.
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can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can al...
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I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and ...
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arousing lodge
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just dont touch his stapler!
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Lol. Jesus no.
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big-titted library
  12/09/17
lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is...
stimulating rehab dragon
  12/10/17
Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “p...
razzmatazz coffee pot
  12/10/17
Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”
stimulating rehab dragon
  12/10/17
tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance
massive elastic band
  12/11/17


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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859710)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Rebellious glittery sex offender bbw

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859742)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: topaz aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859750)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: painfully honest out-of-control institution police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Marvelous hairless gas station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859769)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Racy point lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860413)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: abnormal bull headed partner set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860421)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Federal milk factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862739)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Bistre diverse step-uncle's house faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863231)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored bespoke fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863643)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Mustard Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872592)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: thriller amethyst friendly grandma faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875759)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859753)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Copper Hairy Legs Theater

It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. Go to an ACC conference and listen to them bleat on about alternative fee agreements and outside counsel guidelines. You’re still getting gouged lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859776)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the end of the day that while you're bossing around biglawyers, you're paying a ridiculous amount for the privilege of doing so. Of course, there are a variety of methods of avoiding that entirely, such as splitting up the work so that you only send limited work to biglaw and send the grunt work to Axiom or whoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860167)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: High-end toaster hunting ground

Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wait with baited breath for their calls. They have the power to make or break our fragile careers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859797)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860082)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Not in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860123)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire

, he lied without shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860272)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860342)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire

Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860346)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on there?

Or did you read into that because you don't understand my area at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire

Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retarded as you. Your not a real lawyer. It’s a compliance job. That’s cool. No shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860388)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? I do things like negotiate agreements, draft policies, advise on new products, advise on M&A, etc. I get it, you're dumb and don't understand what my area involves or what I actually do. But that's really your problem and not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860410)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: self-absorbed mind-boggling multi-billionaire

Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is SPS and this is all you have (well this and a Soccer mom’s car). You can have it. I yield. But you really should just learn to accept yourself for the failure you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860419)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860450)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: massive elastic band

lol are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863845)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: vigorous stead wrinkle

tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34866565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: massive elastic band

do you know how to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868021)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: abnormal bull headed partner set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860408)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860502)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: abnormal bull headed partner set

lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861485)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

So that's a "no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861570)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Jet Laughsome Orchestra Pit

No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys. They have barely 6 figure compliance jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860176)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

(Guy MAF)

Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new job we both make over $200k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860195)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: arousing lodge

tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in a ~100k job despite being like 10 years out of law school living in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860243)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: abnormal bull headed partner set

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860297)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

That was pretty baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860329)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Dull domesticated kitchen mental disorder

Baffling? TTTTTTulane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860471)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (albeit in charge of a compliance function) for a huge number of years. You would expect some real salary growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860484)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored bespoke fortuitous meteor

(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863651)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Racy point lettuce

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860418)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Jet Laughsome Orchestra Pit

Nah your job sounds boring as fuck

Perfect fit actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860340)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you're not a tech person I can see how one might think that (just because they don't know or get it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860358)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Federal milk factory reset button

"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862763)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: arousing lodge

he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillance cameras. Great combination of law enforcement and tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862772)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Sounds chill as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862786)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Federal milk factory reset button

*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's compliance with voluntary corporate user data security protocols to one of CCO's very top three or four underlings in the North American East Coast secondary HQ campus*

The most interesting job in law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862876)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those security cameras...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862922)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: arousing lodge

cr, can't forget about the cameras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863032)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Rebellious glittery sex offender bbw

LOL you're absolutely pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862976)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862990)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Rebellious glittery sex offender bbw

Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life. Norwood 3 purgatory. You are a 5'6" cog in a massive CYA mechanism and nobody other than you would claim it's even mildly interesting . Your business guys look at you with derision and if you died tomorrow not a single person at boa or wherever you work would give a fuck. "Hey has legal signed off on the docs? Send it to that short dude. Oh he's been offline for 38 days? Either dead or shit canned. Well send it to Jeff instead. Control room should also sign off. Have you taken this to compliance? Conflicts? Rep risk?". You're nothing but a worthless step in this retarded procession.

You could just have some self awareness and just say something like "oh well it's dull but the hours are decent and I make OK pay." But nope, you literally say that it's one of the most interesting areas of law. UMC strivers who have battled their way to a condo down-payment are so fucking self-important and delusional. I bet you are an absolute nightmare to interact with IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863063)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863640)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Federal milk factory reset button

RUTHLESS

Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865020)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling uncleanness base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875824)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: appetizing garrison

jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: stimulating rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885628)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz coffee pot

What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a decade of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885853)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#35065293)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: cyan buck-toothed therapy hissy fit

I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3612056&forum_id=2#33290085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860578)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Electric sanctuary idiot

, combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862950)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862964)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863030)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: massive elastic band

ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk to him like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Nubile excitant chad ratface

*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860432)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate the hard work of our law firm FRIENDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860444)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Nubile excitant chad ratface

earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860460)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860461)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: awkward drab lay philosopher-king

nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take the time to interact w lowly old me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860596)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862065)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Federal milk factory reset button

They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is a compliance monkey and TMF is a rank and file paper-pusher in a massive legal department.

Valen still has a top 1% outcome for Tulane Law grads so we shouldn't really ridicule him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862787)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-house lawyer to have the pleasure and honor of dealing with biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862971)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Electric sanctuary idiot

xo doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862982)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: stirring canary keepsake machete

No shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862987)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Federal milk factory reset button

Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and future plans around. After scrambling into an in-house role that a 2014 grad could secure with a little bit of hustle and some good reason not to go earn big kid money, you're quite quick to glorify your role in a corporate bureaucracy where you are 99% inessential and 100% fungible. But it's one of the most interesting legal jobs in this land, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865060)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: supple khaki becky

This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead end shitigator whose entire career is to paper push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863583)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Federal milk factory reset button

Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness toward me. So chill and balanced nutella!

You seem very invested in the idea that I'm a workaholic senior associate in some dead-end generic litigator spot. That's natural coming form your experience with the industry but nonetheless your investment in this fantasy is revealing.

On the other hand, not like it's any revelation that you're a status-obsessed one-upping nutjob who passionately needs to believe that everyone else is fucked in order to feel good about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865042)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: supple khaki becky

Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters with job leads and interviewing tips, which a lot more than you’ve ever done for anybody on here. All you do is snark and make catty comments about everyone you think is beneath you, which just comes across as bitter when there’s zero humor behind it.. fulano knows how to do it a lot better.

I don’t have a fantasy about what you’re doing, I know you were in biglaw and you’re still a lawyer, which means you’re still a paperpusher, which is the entire profession. All that one can aspire for in this profession is good QOL and/or money so it’s funny that you’re putting down others for having those aspirations and acting like giving orders to biglawyers is some sort of special privilege. We are all somebody’s bitch at the end of the day so don’t be so pretentious and lighten up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868824)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: ultramarine idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: charismatic deer antler crackhouse

nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD on her internet ENEMIES settling SCORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872598)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: arousing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872607)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Rebellious glittery sex offender bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875804)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Histrionic coral candlestick maker

Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875795)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling uncleanness base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875840)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: Slimy principal's office international law enforcement agency

can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can all see what he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863433)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: bateful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865079)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Curious Parlor

I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and gives them to the software engineers. He also takes the software specs from the engineers and brings it to the tranny lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865104)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: arousing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868853)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Adventurous Tanning Salon Regret

just dont touch his stapler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872612)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: motley pontificating heaven

Lol. Jesus no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872573)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875753)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: stimulating rehab dragon

lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885924)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz coffee pot

Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “probably the most interesting job in law,” you’re just too fucking dumb to get the high paced world of tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885956)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: stimulating rehab dragon

Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34886037)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: massive elastic band

tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34889043)