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So biglawyers get marching orders from people like TMF and ARE Reptile?

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Marvelous police squad
  12/07/17
Lmfao
Dull internal respiration stag film
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Ocher bawdyhouse death wish
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Brass spot
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umber point
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fantasy-prone razzle coldplay fan
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vigorous hospital
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violet underhanded becky
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Crystalline resort
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sienna rambunctious locus coffee pot
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pearl very tactful selfie
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confused aromatic kitchen gunner
  12/09/17
Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. ...
Milky piazza mother
  12/07/17
Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the e...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wa...
khaki school cafeteria
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Marvelous police squad
  12/07/17
Not in compliance.
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
, he lied without shame.
hairraiser pit
  12/07/17
Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.
hairraiser pit
  12/07/17
Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on ...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retar...
hairraiser pit
  12/07/17
You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? ...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is S...
hairraiser pit
  12/07/17
Are you even an employed lawyer?
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
lol are you?
Sepia sanctuary milk
  12/07/17
tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got de...
diverse maniacal chapel
  12/08/17
do you know how to read?
Sepia sanctuary milk
  12/08/17
lol
vigorous hospital
  12/07/17
Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough
vigorous hospital
  12/07/17
So that's a "no."
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys....
Chrome sexy locale
  12/07/17
(Guy MAF) Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new jo...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in...
shaky wagecucks
  12/07/17
absolutely devastating
vigorous hospital
  12/07/17
That was pretty baffling.
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
Baffling? TTTTTTulane
slate flickering stage pervert
  12/07/17
Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (a...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)
sienna rambunctious locus coffee pot
  12/07/17
jfc
fantasy-prone razzle coldplay fan
  12/07/17
Nah your job sounds boring as fuck Perfect fit actually
Chrome sexy locale
  12/07/17
Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"...
violet underhanded becky
  12/07/17
he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillan...
shaky wagecucks
  12/07/17
Sounds chill as fuck
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's com...
violet underhanded becky
  12/07/17
You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those securi...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
cr, can't forget about the cameras
shaky wagecucks
  12/07/17
LOL you're absolutely pathetic
Dull internal respiration stag film
  12/07/17
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mentally impaired mediation tattoo
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Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life...
Dull internal respiration stag film
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Marvelous police squad
  12/07/17
RUTHLESS Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'
violet underhanded becky
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histrionic sandwich
  12/09/17
jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe
rose hyperactive national chad
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purple glittery digit ratio
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What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a ...
disrespectful aphrodisiac filthpig
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Marvelous police squad
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I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS. http:...
Alcoholic Laughsome Rigor Halford
  12/07/17
lmao
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
, combined.
Pontificating Brunch Affirmative Action
  12/07/17
Nope.
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
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Marvelous police squad
  12/07/17
ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk t...
Sepia sanctuary milk
  12/07/17
*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"
provocative site
  12/07/17
To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate ...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
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earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."
provocative site
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lulz
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
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nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take...
red native cumskin
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Marvelous police squad
  12/07/17
They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is ...
violet underhanded becky
  12/07/17
LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-hou...
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
  12/07/17
xo doesn't count
Pontificating Brunch Affirmative Action
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No shit.
mentally impaired mediation tattoo
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Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and fu...
violet underhanded becky
  12/07/17
This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead ...
Big psychic
  12/07/17
Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness towa...
violet underhanded becky
  12/07/17
Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters wi...
Big psychic
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twisted regret son of senegal
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nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD o...
Navy rough-skinned office
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shaky wagecucks
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Dull internal respiration stag film
  12/09/17
Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.
Angry yellow queen of the night
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histrionic sandwich
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can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can al...
costumed market friendly grandma
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Hairless House
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I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and ...
black theatre
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shaky wagecucks
  12/08/17
just dont touch his stapler!
galvanic haunting dilemma
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Lol. Jesus no.
Overrated exciting preventive strike
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Marvelous police squad
  12/09/17
lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is...
purple glittery digit ratio
  12/10/17
Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “p...
disrespectful aphrodisiac filthpig
  12/10/17
Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”
purple glittery digit ratio
  12/10/17
tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance
Sepia sanctuary milk
  12/11/17


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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859710)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Dull internal respiration stag film

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859742)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Ocher bawdyhouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859750)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Brass spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: umber point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859769)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: fantasy-prone razzle coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860413)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: vigorous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860421)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: violet underhanded becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862739)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Crystalline resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863231)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: sienna rambunctious locus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863643)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: pearl very tactful selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872592)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: confused aromatic kitchen gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875759)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859753)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Milky piazza mother

It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. Go to an ACC conference and listen to them bleat on about alternative fee agreements and outside counsel guidelines. You’re still getting gouged lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859776)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the end of the day that while you're bossing around biglawyers, you're paying a ridiculous amount for the privilege of doing so. Of course, there are a variety of methods of avoiding that entirely, such as splitting up the work so that you only send limited work to biglaw and send the grunt work to Axiom or whoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860167)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: khaki school cafeteria

Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wait with baited breath for their calls. They have the power to make or break our fragile careers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859797)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860082)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Not in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860123)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: hairraiser pit

, he lied without shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860272)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860342)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: hairraiser pit

Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860346)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on there?

Or did you read into that because you don't understand my area at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: hairraiser pit

Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retarded as you. Your not a real lawyer. It’s a compliance job. That’s cool. No shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860388)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? I do things like negotiate agreements, draft policies, advise on new products, advise on M&A, etc. I get it, you're dumb and don't understand what my area involves or what I actually do. But that's really your problem and not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860410)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: hairraiser pit

Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is SPS and this is all you have (well this and a Soccer mom’s car). You can have it. I yield. But you really should just learn to accept yourself for the failure you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860419)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860450)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: Sepia sanctuary milk

lol are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863845)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: diverse maniacal chapel

tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34866565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Sepia sanctuary milk

do you know how to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868021)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: vigorous hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860408)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860502)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861485)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

So that's a "no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861570)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Chrome sexy locale

No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys. They have barely 6 figure compliance jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860176)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

(Guy MAF)

Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new job we both make over $200k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860195)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: shaky wagecucks

tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in a ~100k job despite being like 10 years out of law school living in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860243)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: vigorous hospital

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860297)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

That was pretty baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860329)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: slate flickering stage pervert

Baffling? TTTTTTulane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860471)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (albeit in charge of a compliance function) for a huge number of years. You would expect some real salary growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860484)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: sienna rambunctious locus coffee pot

(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863651)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: fantasy-prone razzle coldplay fan

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860418)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Chrome sexy locale

Nah your job sounds boring as fuck

Perfect fit actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860340)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you're not a tech person I can see how one might think that (just because they don't know or get it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860358)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: violet underhanded becky

"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862763)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: shaky wagecucks

he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillance cameras. Great combination of law enforcement and tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862772)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Sounds chill as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862786)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: violet underhanded becky

*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's compliance with voluntary corporate user data security protocols to one of CCO's very top three or four underlings in the North American East Coast secondary HQ campus*

The most interesting job in law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862876)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those security cameras...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862922)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: shaky wagecucks

cr, can't forget about the cameras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863032)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Dull internal respiration stag film

LOL you're absolutely pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862976)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862990)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Dull internal respiration stag film

Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life. Norwood 3 purgatory. You are a 5'6" cog in a massive CYA mechanism and nobody other than you would claim it's even mildly interesting . Your business guys look at you with derision and if you died tomorrow not a single person at boa or wherever you work would give a fuck. "Hey has legal signed off on the docs? Send it to that short dude. Oh he's been offline for 38 days? Either dead or shit canned. Well send it to Jeff instead. Control room should also sign off. Have you taken this to compliance? Conflicts? Rep risk?". You're nothing but a worthless step in this retarded procession.

You could just have some self awareness and just say something like "oh well it's dull but the hours are decent and I make OK pay." But nope, you literally say that it's one of the most interesting areas of law. UMC strivers who have battled their way to a condo down-payment are so fucking self-important and delusional. I bet you are an absolute nightmare to interact with IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863063)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863640)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: violet underhanded becky

RUTHLESS

Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865020)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: histrionic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875824)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: rose hyperactive national chad

jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: purple glittery digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885628)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: disrespectful aphrodisiac filthpig

What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a decade of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885853)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#35065293)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic Laughsome Rigor Halford

I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3612056&forum_id=2#33290085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860578)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Pontificating Brunch Affirmative Action

, combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862950)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862964)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863030)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Sepia sanctuary milk

ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk to him like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: provocative site

*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860432)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate the hard work of our law firm FRIENDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860444)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: provocative site

earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860460)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860461)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: red native cumskin

nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take the time to interact w lowly old me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860596)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862065)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: violet underhanded becky

They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is a compliance monkey and TMF is a rank and file paper-pusher in a massive legal department.

Valen still has a top 1% outcome for Tulane Law grads so we shouldn't really ridicule him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862787)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-house lawyer to have the pleasure and honor of dealing with biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862971)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Pontificating Brunch Affirmative Action

xo doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862982)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation tattoo

No shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862987)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: violet underhanded becky

Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and future plans around. After scrambling into an in-house role that a 2014 grad could secure with a little bit of hustle and some good reason not to go earn big kid money, you're quite quick to glorify your role in a corporate bureaucracy where you are 99% inessential and 100% fungible. But it's one of the most interesting legal jobs in this land, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865060)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: Big psychic

This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead end shitigator whose entire career is to paper push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863583)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: violet underhanded becky

Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness toward me. So chill and balanced nutella!

You seem very invested in the idea that I'm a workaholic senior associate in some dead-end generic litigator spot. That's natural coming form your experience with the industry but nonetheless your investment in this fantasy is revealing.

On the other hand, not like it's any revelation that you're a status-obsessed one-upping nutjob who passionately needs to believe that everyone else is fucked in order to feel good about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865042)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Big psychic

Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters with job leads and interviewing tips, which a lot more than you’ve ever done for anybody on here. All you do is snark and make catty comments about everyone you think is beneath you, which just comes across as bitter when there’s zero humor behind it.. fulano knows how to do it a lot better.

I don’t have a fantasy about what you’re doing, I know you were in biglaw and you’re still a lawyer, which means you’re still a paperpusher, which is the entire profession. All that one can aspire for in this profession is good QOL and/or money so it’s funny that you’re putting down others for having those aspirations and acting like giving orders to biglawyers is some sort of special privilege. We are all somebody’s bitch at the end of the day so don’t be so pretentious and lighten up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868824)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: twisted regret son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: Navy rough-skinned office

nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD on her internet ENEMIES settling SCORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872598)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: shaky wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872607)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Dull internal respiration stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875804)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Angry yellow queen of the night

Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875795)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: histrionic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875840)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: costumed market friendly grandma

can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can all see what he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863433)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Hairless House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865079)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: black theatre

I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and gives them to the software engineers. He also takes the software specs from the engineers and brings it to the tranny lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865104)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: shaky wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868853)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: galvanic haunting dilemma

just dont touch his stapler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872612)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Overrated exciting preventive strike

Lol. Jesus no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872573)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875753)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: purple glittery digit ratio

lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885924)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: disrespectful aphrodisiac filthpig

Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “probably the most interesting job in law,” you’re just too fucking dumb to get the high paced world of tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885956)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: purple glittery digit ratio

Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34886037)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Sepia sanctuary milk

tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34889043)