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LA Reform Rabbi Saves 8 Torahs From Wildfires, Puts them In His CHEVY VOLT

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on...
Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
  12/10/17
lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?
histrionic locale
  12/10/17
8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them
histrionic locale
  12/10/17
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Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
  12/10/17
they're worth $100k a pop
Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
  12/10/17
were the buildings destroyed?
histrionic locale
  12/10/17
lol, no saving actually occured: "Chasen said his syna...
histrionic locale
  12/10/17
*takes 13 Torah scrolls* *replaces with 13 gas cans* *...
Passionate ape
  12/10/17
btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed ...
Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
  12/10/17
self hating, or shtetl hating?
Fuchsia Medicated Abode Immigrant
  12/11/17
Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka re...
Clear hunting ground
  12/10/17
This goes all the way up G-d.
histrionic locale
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avocado adventurous sex offender
  12/10/17
cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.
Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
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painfully honest windowlicker set
  12/11/17
earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping aroun...
bateful overrated electric furnace
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Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
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Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after...
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Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
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Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and...
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Spruce Round Eye Gas Station
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lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lo...
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histrionic locale
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Clear hunting ground
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aggressive fighting half-breed
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lmao
frozen people who are hurt
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Lmao
painfully honest windowlicker set
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lmao
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earl is never not done on XO. amazing.
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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on Sepulveda Boulevard and in 15 minutes grabbed the eight Torahs — handwritten versions of the Jewish holy book — from two buildings, covered them in prayer shawls, and stuffed them into his Chevy Volt, barely managing to fit them all in.

“When I got out of there, I didn’t know if I’d ever see those buildings again,” Chasen said.

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/California-synagogue-a-safe-haven-for-23-Torahs-rescued-from-wild-fire-517616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881951)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: histrionic locale

lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881970)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: histrionic locale

8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882009)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station

they're worth $100k a pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882254)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: histrionic locale

were the buildings destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881973)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: histrionic locale

lol, no saving actually occured:

"Chasen said his synagogue was saved by Los Angeles fire department crews. Other than a chapel and a storage room, which suffered minor damage, all other buildings are intact, he said.

Zweiback said his synagogue, Stephen Wise Temple, was not as threatened by the fire as Chasen’s, but he wasn’t taking any chances with the 13 Torah scrolls in the temple’s possession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881983)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Passionate ape

*takes 13 Torah scrolls*

*replaces with 13 gas cans*

*lights a match*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882055)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station

btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed FDR not to let in holocaust refugees in the 30s bc the european jews were trash. amazing "reform" synagogues are named after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882302)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia Medicated Abode Immigrant

self hating, or shtetl hating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887992)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka requiring payment of exorbitant sums for VERY important theological reason$$$ instead of getting them dirt-cheap via mass production, costs which I'm sure are ultimately absorbed by tithing and selling synagogue tickets (lol) on major Jewish holidays. How many layers to the scam are there??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882031)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: histrionic locale

This goes all the way up G-d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882049)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: avocado adventurous sex offender



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station

cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882279)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 AM
Author: painfully honest windowlicker set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887996)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: bateful overrated electric furnace

earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping around in a Volt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882052)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: bateful overrated electric furnace

Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after him. "How will you pay your medical bills if you get cancer?", earl yells. "There's no way you're saving enough!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882307)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: bateful overrated electric furnace

Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and he is saving Korans from mosques. Luis's wheels spray dirt and dust all over earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882361)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: flesh mexican

lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lot and copping dem scrolls while earl tries in vain to load costumes and set design from his last performance of guys & dolls at the Santa Monica LGBT Center into an undersized Accord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882448)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: histrionic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882455)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882484)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Spruce Round Eye Gas Station



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: multi-colored senate toilet seat



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: bateful overrated electric furnace



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Date: December 10th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: aggressive fighting half-breed



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: frozen people who are hurt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887978)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: painfully honest windowlicker set

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887997)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: sinister mad-dog skullcap background story

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888024)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: disrespectful slate orchestra pit



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Date: December 12th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: bateful overrated electric furnace

earl is never not done on XO. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34895546)