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LA Reform Rabbi Saves 8 Torahs From Wildfires, Puts them In His CHEVY VOLT

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on...
sadistic crotch hominid
  12/10/17
lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?
sepia impertinent locale
  12/10/17
8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them
sepia impertinent locale
  12/10/17
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sadistic crotch hominid
  12/10/17
they're worth $100k a pop
sadistic crotch hominid
  12/10/17
were the buildings destroyed?
sepia impertinent locale
  12/10/17
lol, no saving actually occured: "Chasen said his syna...
sepia impertinent locale
  12/10/17
*takes 13 Torah scrolls* *replaces with 13 gas cans* *...
gaped jew half-breed
  12/10/17
btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed ...
sadistic crotch hominid
  12/10/17
self hating, or shtetl hating?
gay stirring range
  12/11/17
Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka re...
irradiated kitty
  12/10/17
This goes all the way up G-d.
sepia impertinent locale
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bearded deep antidepressant drug institution
  12/10/17
cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.
sadistic crotch hominid
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Racy Black Woman Site
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earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping aroun...
Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency
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sadistic crotch hominid
  12/10/17
Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after...
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sadistic crotch hominid
  12/10/17
Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and...
Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency
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sadistic crotch hominid
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lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lo...
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Slap-happy high-end native
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curious territorial hunting ground stock car
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Lmao
Racy Black Woman Site
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lmao
ocher nofapping messiness
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self-centered peach corner
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earl is never not done on XO. amazing.
Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency
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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on Sepulveda Boulevard and in 15 minutes grabbed the eight Torahs — handwritten versions of the Jewish holy book — from two buildings, covered them in prayer shawls, and stuffed them into his Chevy Volt, barely managing to fit them all in.

“When I got out of there, I didn’t know if I’d ever see those buildings again,” Chasen said.

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/California-synagogue-a-safe-haven-for-23-Torahs-rescued-from-wild-fire-517616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881951)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: sepia impertinent locale

lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881970)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: sepia impertinent locale

8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882009)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid

they're worth $100k a pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882254)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: sepia impertinent locale

were the buildings destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881973)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: sepia impertinent locale

lol, no saving actually occured:

"Chasen said his synagogue was saved by Los Angeles fire department crews. Other than a chapel and a storage room, which suffered minor damage, all other buildings are intact, he said.

Zweiback said his synagogue, Stephen Wise Temple, was not as threatened by the fire as Chasen’s, but he wasn’t taking any chances with the 13 Torah scrolls in the temple’s possession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881983)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: gaped jew half-breed

*takes 13 Torah scrolls*

*replaces with 13 gas cans*

*lights a match*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882055)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid

btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed FDR not to let in holocaust refugees in the 30s bc the european jews were trash. amazing "reform" synagogues are named after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882302)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: gay stirring range

self hating, or shtetl hating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887992)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: irradiated kitty

Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka requiring payment of exorbitant sums for VERY important theological reason$$$ instead of getting them dirt-cheap via mass production, costs which I'm sure are ultimately absorbed by tithing and selling synagogue tickets (lol) on major Jewish holidays. How many layers to the scam are there??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882031)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: sepia impertinent locale

This goes all the way up G-d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882049)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: bearded deep antidepressant drug institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882267)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid

cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882279)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 AM
Author: Racy Black Woman Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887996)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency

earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping around in a Volt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882052)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882281)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency

Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after him. "How will you pay your medical bills if you get cancer?", earl yells. "There's no way you're saving enough!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882307)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882316)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency

Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and he is saving Korans from mosques. Luis's wheels spray dirt and dust all over earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882361)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882367)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: burgundy stimulating address milk

lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lot and copping dem scrolls while earl tries in vain to load costumes and set design from his last performance of guys & dolls at the Santa Monica LGBT Center into an undersized Accord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882448)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: sepia impertinent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882455)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: irradiated kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882484)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: sadistic crotch hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882508)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: slate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882714)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 10th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy high-end native



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: curious territorial hunting ground stock car

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887978)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: Racy Black Woman Site

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887997)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: ocher nofapping messiness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888024)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: self-centered peach corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888146)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Vengeful mildly autistic property international law enforcement agency

earl is never not done on XO. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34895546)