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LA Reform Rabbi Saves 8 Torahs From Wildfires, Puts them In His CHEVY VOLT

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on...
Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?
Big harsh parlor
  12/10/17
8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them
Big harsh parlor
  12/10/17
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Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
they're worth $100k a pop
Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
were the buildings destroyed?
Big harsh parlor
  12/10/17
lol, no saving actually occured: "Chasen said his syna...
Big harsh parlor
  12/10/17
*takes 13 Torah scrolls* *replaces with 13 gas cans* *...
histrionic really tough guy sanctuary
  12/10/17
btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed ...
Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
self hating, or shtetl hating?
Appetizing telephone
  12/11/17
Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka re...
Adventurous canary queen of the night multi-billionaire
  12/10/17
This goes all the way up G-d.
Big harsh parlor
  12/10/17
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Curious Indian Lodge Corn Cake
  12/10/17
cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.
Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
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pearl police squad boistinker
  12/11/17
earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping aroun...
chartreuse office
  12/10/17
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Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after...
chartreuse office
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Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and...
chartreuse office
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Onyx brunch
  12/10/17
lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lo...
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Adventurous canary queen of the night multi-billionaire
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chartreuse office
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Drunken Site Internal Respiration
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lmao
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Lmao
pearl police squad boistinker
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lmao
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earl is never not done on XO. amazing.
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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Onyx brunch

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on Sepulveda Boulevard and in 15 minutes grabbed the eight Torahs — handwritten versions of the Jewish holy book — from two buildings, covered them in prayer shawls, and stuffed them into his Chevy Volt, barely managing to fit them all in.

“When I got out of there, I didn’t know if I’d ever see those buildings again,” Chasen said.

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/California-synagogue-a-safe-haven-for-23-Torahs-rescued-from-wild-fire-517616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881951)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Big harsh parlor

lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881970)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Big harsh parlor

8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882009)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Onyx brunch



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Onyx brunch

they're worth $100k a pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882254)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Big harsh parlor

were the buildings destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881973)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Big harsh parlor

lol, no saving actually occured:

"Chasen said his synagogue was saved by Los Angeles fire department crews. Other than a chapel and a storage room, which suffered minor damage, all other buildings are intact, he said.

Zweiback said his synagogue, Stephen Wise Temple, was not as threatened by the fire as Chasen’s, but he wasn’t taking any chances with the 13 Torah scrolls in the temple’s possession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881983)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: histrionic really tough guy sanctuary

*takes 13 Torah scrolls*

*replaces with 13 gas cans*

*lights a match*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882055)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Onyx brunch

btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed FDR not to let in holocaust refugees in the 30s bc the european jews were trash. amazing "reform" synagogues are named after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882302)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: Appetizing telephone

self hating, or shtetl hating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887992)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Adventurous canary queen of the night multi-billionaire

Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka requiring payment of exorbitant sums for VERY important theological reason$$$ instead of getting them dirt-cheap via mass production, costs which I'm sure are ultimately absorbed by tithing and selling synagogue tickets (lol) on major Jewish holidays. How many layers to the scam are there??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882031)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Big harsh parlor

This goes all the way up G-d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882049)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Curious Indian Lodge Corn Cake



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Onyx brunch

cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882279)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 AM
Author: pearl police squad boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887996)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: chartreuse office

earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping around in a Volt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882052)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Onyx brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882281)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: chartreuse office

Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after him. "How will you pay your medical bills if you get cancer?", earl yells. "There's no way you're saving enough!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882307)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Onyx brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882316)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: chartreuse office

Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and he is saving Korans from mosques. Luis's wheels spray dirt and dust all over earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882361)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Onyx brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882367)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Ruby frozen library

lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lot and copping dem scrolls while earl tries in vain to load costumes and set design from his last performance of guys & dolls at the Santa Monica LGBT Center into an undersized Accord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882448)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: Big harsh parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882455)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Adventurous canary queen of the night multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882484)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Onyx brunch



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Amethyst talented organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882714)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: chartreuse office



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Date: December 10th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Drunken Site Internal Respiration



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon deer antler

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887978)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: pearl police squad boistinker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887997)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: pontificating fat ankles foreskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888024)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Hairraiser elite piazza



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Date: December 12th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: chartreuse office

earl is never not done on XO. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34895546)