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LA Reform Rabbi Saves 8 Torahs From Wildfires, Puts them In His CHEVY VOLT

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on...
adventurous useless brakes space
  12/10/17
lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?
Mind-boggling point selfie
  12/10/17
8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them
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adventurous useless brakes space
  12/10/17
they're worth $100k a pop
adventurous useless brakes space
  12/10/17
were the buildings destroyed?
Mind-boggling point selfie
  12/10/17
lol, no saving actually occured: "Chasen said his syna...
Mind-boggling point selfie
  12/10/17
*takes 13 Torah scrolls* *replaces with 13 gas cans* *...
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btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed ...
adventurous useless brakes space
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self hating, or shtetl hating?
hot stage
  12/11/17
Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka re...
charismatic den rigor
  12/10/17
This goes all the way up G-d.
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cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.
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earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping aroun...
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Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after...
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Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and...
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lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lo...
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lmao
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earl is never not done on XO. amazing.
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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on Sepulveda Boulevard and in 15 minutes grabbed the eight Torahs — handwritten versions of the Jewish holy book — from two buildings, covered them in prayer shawls, and stuffed them into his Chevy Volt, barely managing to fit them all in.

“When I got out of there, I didn’t know if I’d ever see those buildings again,” Chasen said.

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/California-synagogue-a-safe-haven-for-23-Torahs-rescued-from-wild-fire-517616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881951)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point selfie

lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881970)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point selfie

8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882009)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space

they're worth $100k a pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882254)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point selfie

were the buildings destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881973)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point selfie

lol, no saving actually occured:

"Chasen said his synagogue was saved by Los Angeles fire department crews. Other than a chapel and a storage room, which suffered minor damage, all other buildings are intact, he said.

Zweiback said his synagogue, Stephen Wise Temple, was not as threatened by the fire as Chasen’s, but he wasn’t taking any chances with the 13 Torah scrolls in the temple’s possession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881983)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: diverse bistre ticket booth water buffalo

*takes 13 Torah scrolls*

*replaces with 13 gas cans*

*lights a match*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882055)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space

btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed FDR not to let in holocaust refugees in the 30s bc the european jews were trash. amazing "reform" synagogues are named after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882302)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: hot stage

self hating, or shtetl hating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887992)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: charismatic den rigor

Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka requiring payment of exorbitant sums for VERY important theological reason$$$ instead of getting them dirt-cheap via mass production, costs which I'm sure are ultimately absorbed by tithing and selling synagogue tickets (lol) on major Jewish holidays. How many layers to the scam are there??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882031)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point selfie

This goes all the way up G-d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882049)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: marvelous abnormal headpube karate



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space

cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882279)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 AM
Author: histrionic twisted twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887996)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Iridescent Plaza Becky

earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping around in a Volt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882052)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882281)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Iridescent Plaza Becky

Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after him. "How will you pay your medical bills if you get cancer?", earl yells. "There's no way you're saving enough!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882307)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882316)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Iridescent Plaza Becky

Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and he is saving Korans from mosques. Luis's wheels spray dirt and dust all over earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882361)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882367)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Godawful sapphire crackhouse

lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lot and copping dem scrolls while earl tries in vain to load costumes and set design from his last performance of guys & dolls at the Santa Monica LGBT Center into an undersized Accord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882448)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882455)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: charismatic den rigor



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: adventurous useless brakes space



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Fishy Vigorous Cuckold Legal Warrant



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Iridescent Plaza Becky



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Date: December 10th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bearded Step-uncle's House Mad Cow Disease



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: galvanic national antidepressant drug

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887978)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: histrionic twisted twinkling uncleanness

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887997)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: slippery provocative sandwich shitlib

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888024)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Trip cuck sound barrier



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Date: December 12th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Vivacious Iridescent Plaza Becky

earl is never not done on XO. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34895546)