But instead of reveling in the narcissism of tinder threads and calling on his xo BROS to RAEG, he takes to shitpoasting about his autism, small penis, and daily McDonalds consumption.

XO is still smarting from how he bucked conventional wisdom and took to poasting whatever the fuck he wanted. We love to fashion ourselves as some kind of modern intellectual counterculture, but this kid comes in and exposes us as being marginally better than reddit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34889469)

hey, hey, his votes came from PUMOS. he should be DISQUALIFIED

this theeeding reflects a historical bias and not year-to-date contributions -- THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34889511)

"On the page it looked nothing! The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a pulse. Height-trolling, n-threading, 2nd cousing threading - like a broken record. And then, suddenly, high above it, a forcememe. A single forcememe, hanging there, unwavering.

This was a poast I had never seen. It seend to me that I was reading the poast of G_d."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890285)

So enter DrakeMallard, a pedestrian ivy league finance geek entirely devoid of wit or creativity or basically anything that xo values in a poster. All he had to do was assume this ready fratstud image, ape some xo memes about jews and the ETH EE THEE, and and all of xo was falling over themselves to slurp his pecker. And this finance MINOTAUR would have gotten away with it too, had he not flown so close to the sun. He started to believe his own apotheosis and lashed out when pumos tried to unravel it. And just like that, he exposed himself as being just another self-serious xo faggot who couldn't handle a little ribbing and tried to gin up sympathy and force a reprieve by making a show of retiring for a couple months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34889023)

CR. Hubris kills poaster celebrity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34889045)

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#40019494)

My critique - if your baseline level of mental illness is OFF THE CHARTS, you can get away with downplaying it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34889308)

This is why I just can’t quit this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#39420317)

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824688&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890024)

Lol at a low IQ Mayan man whiteknighting alt-right retard DM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890104)

You won't though, because you're a pussy and don't want to get (rightfully) banned

So it seems it is you that are done here

Feel free to spam the board with your random nonsensical poasts though. I enjoy your jewish neuroticism and insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890267)

Link to me ever outing my UG. Don't fall back on saying others said I have. Find a single link of me stating where I went to school

Outing my UG and extracurriculars along with knowing my job and where I live along with my general age gets you pretty fucking close to outing me for anyone who desires to find out

If you disagree, feel free to spam said info

I bet you won't, because you are a pussy who knows he is in the wrong and you can't bear the thought of losing this outlet for your insanity

xoxo

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890327)

And just lol, you must be thuper worried about these “threats” by continually linking to them lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890404)

Go hard or go home you impotent kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890441)

Date: October 8th, 2017 11:40 AM

Author: fulano

DM has repeatedly stated where he allegedly went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747762&forum_id=2#34393236)

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Date: October 8th, 2017 11:48 AM

Author: ;.;.;,;,;.;.;.,;,,,,.;.;.;...;..;.;;;....;.,;,;.;.

he has always been extremely open about his ug

someone suggested knowing other shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747762&forum_id=2#34393286)

Date: October 8th, 2017 11:45 AM

Author: lorde fanboi

no he's only said HYP and maybe listed an extracurricular activity. he's never specified his undergrad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747762&forum_id=2#34393267)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890427)

Author: Taylor swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

The best part about this is that it's really a condemnation of xo. Xo biglawyer dorks completely bought into this fantasy because they have they have this idealized vision of finance bros, as they're so low on the pecking order that mere correspondence with a finance dork is celebrated as EARLY CLIENT CONTACT. Thus they are wont to masturbate to this mythical conception of a finance BULL lion kinging them around the workplace.

So enter DrakeMallard, a pedestrian ivy league finance geek entirely devoid of wit or creativity or basically anything that xo values in a poster. All he had to do was assume this ready fratstud image, ape some xo memes about jews and the ETH EE THEE, and and all of xo was falling over themselves to slurp his pecker. And this finance MINOTAUR would have gotten away with it too, had he not flown so close to the sun. He started to believe his own apotheosis and lashed out when pumos tried to unravel it. And just like that, he exposed himself as being just another self-serious xo faggot who couldn't handle a little ribbing and tried to gin up sympathy and force a reprieve by making a show of retiring for a couple months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890052)

Toupee FATALITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#41209177)

Author: duncan_donuts

The drakemallard devastation comes from the fact that he puts on this show of being an idealized, "chill" Harvard hedge fund "bro" who is TOTALLY NOT A STRIVER and actually a cool, conservative, white jock. All he really does is repoast r/TheDonald and Breitbart links but that sort of 100 IQ behavior is made up for by him allegedly being an analyst at a hedge fund. His fatal mistake was trying to make himself look normal and cool on AutoAdmit--the fact of the matter is that if you're here, there's definitely something wrong with you and your life is probably a dumpster fire or something very close to it. To be a successful poaster and shield yourself from criticism, you have to act even MORE mentally ill than you actually are (assuming "IRL" poasting is part of your schtick) or just be a MEME MACHINE like MPA. Ultimately, AutoAdmit is a game and DrakeMallard is a poor player that just got an AA boost from being a conservative that actually had a "prestigious" job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890063)

LOL you'll never get a finance job like he has NOWAG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3824681&forum_id=2#34890155)