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Tmf has literally the most boring job in all of law. Compliance monkey at bank.
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911943) |
Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender I think you have me confused with Are Reptile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911946) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:27 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles Your description of your job in the other thread was 90% compliance shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911951) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender Ok, then respond to this post: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827898&mc=37&forum_id=2#34911509
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles No faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911987) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender I thought not. Honestly, are you even a lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912013) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:35 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles I'm in house legal at a bank you gingerbread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912020) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:36 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender Then how can you possibly be confused about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912029) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles Because the people who do the work you described in your post exist at my bank. We call them compliance officers and deride them nonstop. They are human shit and get fucked with and railed on constantly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912041) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:39 PM Author: buff idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912044) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:38 AM Author: light national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246417) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:43 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender You have compliance officers "advising on laws, negotiating agreements, reviewing new products and providing your input, providing training on your area, drafting policies, advising execs on their plans and projects, managing outside counsel, etc."? Then you guys are weird and giving them work that is supposed to go to the lawyers. Also, what do you do as a lawyer that doesn't fall into the above?
Our compliance officers run specific programs that lawyers have designed for them to run and are pretty much never lawyers. |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:44 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles Not reading this post brother. You are having a meltdown in this thread. Typing multiple paragraphs. Red faced. Defensive as fuck over being called a compliance officer. But you're DEFINITELY LEGAL. Alright man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912079) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:46 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender Nah man, mostly confused but none of this makes any sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912095) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:47 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles Sounds like you have some soul searching to do brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912098) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender I really don't. I mostly just suspect that you are not, in fact, a lawyer anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912122) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:59 PM Author: Onyx persian double fault Tbf in house legal at a bank is just as boring and shitwork as compliance so it’s pretty funny if you’re sitting around deriding compliance people for being beneath you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912142) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender He is a AML/KYC LAWYER, not an AML/KYC COMPLIANCE OFFICER. Totally different.
But seriously, I doubt he is a lawyer at all. |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: Carnelian fat ankles Compliance freaks are despised by literally every single person at a bank including themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912152) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender Tell us about your fascinating lawyer job, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912154) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:24 PM Author: maroon slap-happy friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912294) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:36 PM Author: stirring doctorate orchestra pit CR, both sound awful
I'd rather quit law than be either |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: racy incel institution i thought he did ip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912016) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Soul-stirring hospital That was zee plan but zee plan did not work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962412) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender Zee plan verk perfektly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962473) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:54 PM Author: Provocative Box Office Half-breed His job sounds awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912518) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:58 PM Author: mewling french chef sex offender But at least it is only 12 hours a day of work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34913039) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Sienna heaven an insufferably self-important autist totally lacking self-awareness and a failure in every way finds a calling as an eminently replaceable paper pushing dipshit compliance officer. bow to the jeep bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912554) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:39 AM Author: light national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246419) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 3:45 PM Author: Provocative Box Office Half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34959742) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: fighting resort "His paper pushing is less prestigious than my paper pushing", said the pathetic man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962421) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:22 AM Author: Passionate tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246366) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 1:00 AM Author: laughsome out-of-control genital piercing plaza TMF is a product counsel at some techish company with offices on the east coast most likely Verizon or Samsung. If you’re Interested in tech it’s not a bad outcome and you get to work on cool stuff at times (on the other hand I knew the product counsel working on Portal for Facebook for 3 years and that was a fucking disaster) but he definitely overstates how great his law job is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246471) |