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Tmf has literally the most boring job in all of law. Compliance monkey at bank.
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: Talented Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911943) |
Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: coral indian lodge I think you have me confused with Are Reptile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911946) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:27 PM Author: Talented Shitlib Your description of your job in the other thread was 90% compliance shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911951) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: coral indian lodge Ok, then respond to this post: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827898&mc=37&forum_id=2#34911509
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: Talented Shitlib No faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911987) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: coral indian lodge I thought not. Honestly, are you even a lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912013) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:35 PM Author: Talented Shitlib I'm in house legal at a bank you gingerbread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912020) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:36 PM Author: coral indian lodge Then how can you possibly be confused about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912029) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Talented Shitlib Because the people who do the work you described in your post exist at my bank. We call them compliance officers and deride them nonstop. They are human shit and get fucked with and railed on constantly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912041) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:39 PM Author: Ungodly police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912044) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:38 AM Author: abusive corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246417) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:43 PM Author: coral indian lodge You have compliance officers "advising on laws, negotiating agreements, reviewing new products and providing your input, providing training on your area, drafting policies, advising execs on their plans and projects, managing outside counsel, etc."? Then you guys are weird and giving them work that is supposed to go to the lawyers. Also, what do you do as a lawyer that doesn't fall into the above?
Our compliance officers run specific programs that lawyers have designed for them to run and are pretty much never lawyers. |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:44 PM Author: Talented Shitlib Not reading this post brother. You are having a meltdown in this thread. Typing multiple paragraphs. Red faced. Defensive as fuck over being called a compliance officer. But you're DEFINITELY LEGAL. Alright man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912079) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:46 PM Author: coral indian lodge Nah man, mostly confused but none of this makes any sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912095) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:47 PM Author: Talented Shitlib Sounds like you have some soul searching to do brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912098) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: coral indian lodge I really don't. I mostly just suspect that you are not, in fact, a lawyer anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912122) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:59 PM Author: razzle duck-like striped hyena range Tbf in house legal at a bank is just as boring and shitwork as compliance so it’s pretty funny if you’re sitting around deriding compliance people for being beneath you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912142) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: coral indian lodge He is a AML/KYC LAWYER, not an AML/KYC COMPLIANCE OFFICER. Totally different.
But seriously, I doubt he is a lawyer at all. |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: Talented Shitlib Compliance freaks are despised by literally every single person at a bank including themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912152) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: coral indian lodge Tell us about your fascinating lawyer job, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912154) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:24 PM Author: Useless claret immigrant trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912294) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:36 PM Author: Mentally impaired field goyim CR, both sound awful
I'd rather quit law than be either |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: Flesh nibblets i thought he did ip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912016) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Drunken irradiated macaca That was zee plan but zee plan did not work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962412) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: coral indian lodge Zee plan verk perfektly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962473) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:54 PM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone school His job sounds awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912518) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:58 PM Author: coral indian lodge But at least it is only 12 hours a day of work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34913039) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: violent step-uncle's house affirmative action an insufferably self-important autist totally lacking self-awareness and a failure in every way finds a calling as an eminently replaceable paper pushing dipshit compliance officer. bow to the jeep bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912554) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:39 AM Author: abusive corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246419) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 3:45 PM Author: lascivious fantasy-prone school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34959742) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: Chrome den "His paper pushing is less prestigious than my paper pushing", said the pathetic man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962421) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:22 AM Author: alcoholic telephone theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246366) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 1:00 AM Author: Big-titted filthpig TMF is a product counsel at some techish company with offices on the east coast most likely Verizon or Samsung. If you’re Interested in tech it’s not a bad outcome and you get to work on cool stuff at times (on the other hand I knew the product counsel working on Portal for Facebook for 3 years and that was a fucking disaster) but he definitely overstates how great his law job is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246471) |