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Tmf has literally the most boring job in all of law. Compliance monkey at bank.

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wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
I think you have me confused with Are Reptile.
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
Your description of your job in the other thread was 90% com...
wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
Ok, then respond to this post: http://autoadmit.com/thread.p...
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
No faggot
wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
I thought not. Honestly, are you even a lawyer?
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
I'm in house legal at a bank you gingerbread faggot
wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
Then how can you possibly be confused about this?
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
Because the people who do the work you described in your pos...
wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
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olive rehab sound barrier
  12/13/17
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Tantric very tactful market candlestick maker
  12/11/19
You have compliance officers "advising on laws, negotia...
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
Not reading this post brother. You are having a meltdown in ...
wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
Nah man, mostly confused but none of this makes any sense.
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
Sounds like you have some soul searching to do brother.
wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
I really don't. I mostly just suspect that you are not, in ...
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
Tbf in house legal at a bank is just as boring and shitwork ...
obsidian jewess kitchen
  12/13/17
He is a AML/KYC LAWYER, not an AML/KYC COMPLIANCE OFFICER. ...
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
Compliance freaks are despised by literally every single per...
wonderful mauve gaping boiling water
  12/13/17
Tell us about your fascinating lawyer job, bro.
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
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marvelous incel hominid
  12/13/17
CR, both sound awful I'd rather quit law than be either
Snowy People Who Are Hurt Native
  12/13/17
i thought he did ip
Concupiscible Newt
  12/13/17
That was zee plan but zee plan did not work
Electric Alcoholic Abode Place Of Business
  12/19/17
Zee plan verk perfektly
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/19/17
His job sounds awful.
Contagious Aggressive Deer Antler Hell
  12/13/17
But at least it is only 12 hours a day of work.
Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/17
an insufferably self-important autist totally lacking self-a...
glittery indigo idiot brethren
  12/13/17
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Tantric very tactful market candlestick maker
  12/11/19
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Contagious Aggressive Deer Antler Hell
  12/19/17
"His paper pushing is less prestigious than my paper pu...
180 Sticky Immigrant
  12/19/17
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Charismatic step-uncle's house
  12/11/19
TMF is a product counsel at some techish company with office...
Vivacious forum
  12/11/19


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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911943)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

I think you have me confused with Are Reptile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911946)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water

Your description of your job in the other thread was 90% compliance shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911951)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

Ok, then respond to this post: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827898&mc=37&forum_id=2#34911509



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911984)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water

No faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911987)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

I thought not. Honestly, are you even a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912013)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water

I'm in house legal at a bank you gingerbread faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912020)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

Then how can you possibly be confused about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912029)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water

Because the people who do the work you described in your post exist at my bank. We call them compliance officers and deride them nonstop. They are human shit and get fucked with and railed on constantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912041)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: olive rehab sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912044)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:38 AM
Author: Tantric very tactful market candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246417)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

You have compliance officers "advising on laws, negotiating agreements, reviewing new products and providing your input, providing training on your area, drafting policies, advising execs on their plans and projects, managing outside counsel, etc."? Then you guys are weird and giving them work that is supposed to go to the lawyers. Also, what do you do as a lawyer that doesn't fall into the above?

Our compliance officers run specific programs that lawyers have designed for them to run and are pretty much never lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912071)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water

Not reading this post brother. You are having a meltdown in this thread. Typing multiple paragraphs. Red faced. Defensive as fuck over being called a compliance officer. But you're DEFINITELY LEGAL. Alright man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912079)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

Nah man, mostly confused but none of this makes any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912095)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water

Sounds like you have some soul searching to do brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912098)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

I really don't. I mostly just suspect that you are not, in fact, a lawyer anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912122)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: obsidian jewess kitchen

Tbf in house legal at a bank is just as boring and shitwork as compliance so it’s pretty funny if you’re sitting around deriding compliance people for being beneath you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912142)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

He is a AML/KYC LAWYER, not an AML/KYC COMPLIANCE OFFICER. Totally different.

But seriously, I doubt he is a lawyer at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912150)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: wonderful mauve gaping boiling water

Compliance freaks are despised by literally every single person at a bank including themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912152)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

Tell us about your fascinating lawyer job, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912154)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: marvelous incel hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912294)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Snowy People Who Are Hurt Native

CR, both sound awful

I'd rather quit law than be either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912374)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Newt

i thought he did ip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912016)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Electric Alcoholic Abode Place Of Business

That was zee plan but zee plan did not work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962412)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

Zee plan verk perfektly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962473)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: Contagious Aggressive Deer Antler Hell

His job sounds awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912518)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Half-breed Liquid Oxygen

But at least it is only 12 hours a day of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34913039)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: glittery indigo idiot brethren

an insufferably self-important autist totally lacking self-awareness and a failure in every way finds a calling as an eminently replaceable paper pushing dipshit compliance officer. bow to the jeep bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912554)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:39 AM
Author: Tantric very tactful market candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246419)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Contagious Aggressive Deer Antler Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34959742)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: 180 Sticky Immigrant

"His paper pushing is less prestigious than my paper pushing", said the pathetic man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962421)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246366)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Vivacious forum

TMF is a product counsel at some techish company with offices on the east coast most likely Verizon or Samsung. If you’re Interested in tech it’s not a bad outcome and you get to work on cool stuff at times (on the other hand I knew the product counsel working on Portal for Facebook for 3 years and that was a fucking disaster) but he definitely overstates how great his law job is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246471)