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Tmf has literally the most boring job in all of law. Compliance monkey at bank.
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911943) |
Date: December 13th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig I think you have me confused with Are Reptile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911946) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:27 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office Your description of your job in the other thread was 90% compliance shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911951) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig Ok, then respond to this post: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827898&mc=37&forum_id=2#34911509
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office No faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34911987) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig I thought not. Honestly, are you even a lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912013) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:35 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office I'm in house legal at a bank you gingerbread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912020) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:36 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig Then how can you possibly be confused about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912029) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office Because the people who do the work you described in your post exist at my bank. We call them compliance officers and deride them nonstop. They are human shit and get fucked with and railed on constantly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912041) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:39 PM Author: Ebony Corner Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912044) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:38 AM Author: Glassy Useless Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246417) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:43 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig You have compliance officers "advising on laws, negotiating agreements, reviewing new products and providing your input, providing training on your area, drafting policies, advising execs on their plans and projects, managing outside counsel, etc."? Then you guys are weird and giving them work that is supposed to go to the lawyers. Also, what do you do as a lawyer that doesn't fall into the above?
Our compliance officers run specific programs that lawyers have designed for them to run and are pretty much never lawyers. |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:44 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office Not reading this post brother. You are having a meltdown in this thread. Typing multiple paragraphs. Red faced. Defensive as fuck over being called a compliance officer. But you're DEFINITELY LEGAL. Alright man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912079) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:46 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig Nah man, mostly confused but none of this makes any sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912095) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:47 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office Sounds like you have some soul searching to do brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912098) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:52 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig I really don't. I mostly just suspect that you are not, in fact, a lawyer anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912122) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:59 PM Author: Lime disgusting nursing home party of the first part Tbf in house legal at a bank is just as boring and shitwork as compliance so it’s pretty funny if you’re sitting around deriding compliance people for being beneath you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912142) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:01 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig He is a AML/KYC LAWYER, not an AML/KYC COMPLIANCE OFFICER. Totally different.
But seriously, I doubt he is a lawyer at all. |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: Buff Autistic Personal Credit Line Office Compliance freaks are despised by literally every single person at a bank including themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912152) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:02 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig Tell us about your fascinating lawyer job, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912154) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:24 PM Author: Snowy Vibrant Casino Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912294) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:36 PM Author: flesh talented business firm wrinkle CR, both sound awful
I'd rather quit law than be either |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: carnelian hairy legs orchestra pit i thought he did ip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912016) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Diverse Bawdyhouse That was zee plan but zee plan did not work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962412) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig Zee plan verk perfektly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962473) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:54 PM Author: flatulent home His job sounds awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912518) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:58 PM Author: Lascivious Institution Rigpig But at least it is only 12 hours a day of work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34913039) |
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Date: December 13th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Wonderful hilarious laser beams ceo an insufferably self-important autist totally lacking self-awareness and a failure in every way finds a calling as an eminently replaceable paper pushing dipshit compliance officer. bow to the jeep bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34912554) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:39 AM Author: Glassy Useless Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246419) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 3:45 PM Author: flatulent home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34959742) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: hairraiser boiling water "His paper pushing is less prestigious than my paper pushing", said the pathetic man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#34962421) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 12:22 AM Author: thriller very tactful idiot blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246366) |
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Date: December 11th, 2019 1:00 AM Author: Wine galvanic trailer park philosopher-king TMF is a product counsel at some techish company with offices on the east coast most likely Verizon or Samsung. If you’re Interested in tech it’s not a bad outcome and you get to work on cool stuff at times (on the other hand I knew the product counsel working on Portal for Facebook for 3 years and that was a fucking disaster) but he definitely overstates how great his law job is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3827999&forum_id=2#39246471) |