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Buying a townhouse/condo is so fucked up

Mortgage insurance Home insurance Points, lender fees,...
Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate
  12/13/17
Break my existing lease Lose my deposit Need permissio...
Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate
  12/13/17
Hehe
Startled kitchen
  12/13/17
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Frisky center background story
  12/13/17
Just put a reasonable down payment down to get out of mortga...
hairless adventurous area
  12/13/17
No fucking idea why I need a lawyer in this dipshit place. ...
Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate
  12/13/17
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Frisky center background story
  12/13/17
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Narrow-minded temple blood rage
  12/13/17
whats the alternative, rent forever?
talented volcanic crater location
  12/13/17
yeah 5% down I will own the house in 15 years for more...
Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate
  12/13/17
Everyone who's not a mouth-breather has had that thought whe...
Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe Really Tough Guy
  12/13/17
Ty, forgot about the prorate crap
Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate
  12/13/17
Eventually, completely defeated, you give up and pay the pen...
Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe Really Tough Guy
  12/13/17
...
Frisky center background story
  12/13/17
LJL
vivacious brunch
  12/13/17
This country is fucked
Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate
  12/13/17
80% of country is rent seeking
Medicated bat shit crazy heaven goal in life
  12/13/17
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carnelian dysfunction
  12/13/17
It's all one big hehe
deep rose stain
  12/13/17


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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate

Mortgage insurance

Home insurance

Points, lender fees, closing costs, lawyer, appraiser, title search, title insurance, earnest money, interest, down payment, agents, broker's commission, real estate taxes, monthly association fee, biannual association fee, real estate taxes held in escrow, tax deductions going down the tubes

FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912231)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate

Break my existing lease

Lose my deposit

Need permission from my own fucking broker to edit my own fucking purchase contract on dotloop

"We don't like internet banks, here's a local dipshit to borrow from"

Fuck this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912254)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Startled kitchen

Hehe

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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: Frisky center background story



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: hairless adventurous area

Just put a reasonable down payment down to get out of mortgage insurace. and why do you need a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912243)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate

No fucking idea why I need a lawyer in this dipshit place. "Multi-Board Contract" says I need my own lawyer to read over and approve the contract.

I say: can I do it pro se. Ans. Practically never seen it done that way. I am ready to go the hispanic neighborhood and get a dipshit abogado to sign off for $50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912263)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: Frisky center background story



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded temple blood rage



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: talented volcanic crater location

whats the alternative, rent forever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912257)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate

yeah

5% down

I will own the house in 15 years for more or less the same monthly payment I make now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912265)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe Really Tough Guy

Everyone who's not a mouth-breather has had that thought when buying a house: The fuck am I paying you 3% for, the lawyer $750 for, and then all these other fees?

Also, the title company people are idiots and are almost guaranteed to mess up the pro ration of taxes and HOA fees, and then you're stuck trying to explain this to some AA hire at the county or some SCUM HOA admin/collections company in Oklahoma where no one ever answers the phone or returns emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912272)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate

Ty, forgot about the prorate crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912277)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe Really Tough Guy

Eventually, completely defeated, you give up and pay the penalties to make it all go away. You email the realtor to let her know and she replies from her iPhone that's two models newer than yours while sitting in her car that costs 3x as much as yours that "Sorry! Will talk to Cindy - she's always so good! Hope you're settling in to the condo. Best," She then meets Cindy at 5 p.m. over a $150 bottle of Chardonnay while they talk about their next vacations while you spend another night in the office.

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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Frisky center background story



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: vivacious brunch

LJL

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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Arousing Laser Beams Degenerate

This country is fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912292)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Medicated bat shit crazy heaven goal in life

80% of country is rent seeking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912308)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: carnelian dysfunction



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Date: December 13th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: deep rose stain

It's all one big hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3828036&forum_id=2#34912325)