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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:06 PM Author: henna bearded coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922479) |
Date: December 14th, 2017 9:13 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping I showed up the other morning only to find that my idiot boss had messed up the schedule and left me COMPLETELY ALONE with no cashiers, baggers, or anyone for an entire hour. I was literally the only employee in the store as the prole customers started streaming in with their parade of bullshit complaints. A white trash bitch wanted to know why this shampoo was ringing up for sixty cents over the marked price. An old man didn't know how to use the ATM and demanded immediate assistance. A black kid started putting a bottle of liquor in his jacket. A moron wanted to know why the store brand was on sale while the name brand was not. And keep in mind that all of this was happening while I was literally trapped at the front register with a line of angry people. It went on like this for a solid hour until my boss finally showed up, Starbucks in hand. He just nodded at me and disappeared into his office without a word. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922545) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:16 PM Author: tripping roast beef love how you kept the rogues gallery of proles diverse, reads like a christmas carol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922580) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:15 PM Author: grizzly temple messiness Do they shoot birds with BB guns in your store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922569) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:15 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping No, but we've had birds fly into the windows and die several times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922575) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:16 PM Author: grizzly temple messiness One second, I know someone who'd like to hear this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922577) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:17 PM Author: glittery son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922596) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:34 PM Author: canary slimy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923919) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: thriller ivory boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924088) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping I was asked to help another store across town, and despite it being in a bad neighborhood, wasn't really concerned. When I arrived, I was told they had a project for me out back. No problem, right? Well, it seemed that homeless people had broken into the garbage corral and smeared human feces all over everything. It was cold that morning, and the shit was fresh enough that it steamed in the cool air, a smell that I won't soon forget. As I cleaned and tidied, I could only wonder what happened to the ambition of my youth. Law school! Friends! A great career in the big city! All gone. I stood back there for probably an hour or more, cleaning up a horrifying stew of feces, garbage, and discarded needles that almost certainly were infected with HIV if not worse. After getting everything taken care of -- and using a lot of store brand cleaner that I just took off the shelf -- I went back inside to do some absurd paperwork and make sure everything was in place for the feared "corporate visit" that never materialized. What the hell was I doing with my life? Why was I even there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922696) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: glittery son of senegal What about a coding academy in your spare time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922709) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:28 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping I have a liberal arts background and can't do math. I tried basic HTML once and it was ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922721) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:30 PM Author: glittery son of senegal What about a witty podcast about retail and prole culture with lots of strange guests... you could be PNW Milo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922739) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:31 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping I like to keep things under the radar. I'll never go public with my views or stories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922760) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:02 PM Author: diverse balding patrolman step-uncle's house now just imagine coming near that girl's slime ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923076) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:04 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping She's a spinner and probably takes very good care of herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923091) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:58 PM Author: Wonderful Coral Becky Filthpig jfc
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping Then there was the time I accidentally ordered 150 cases of something instead of 15. There's a mechanism in the inventory system that is supposed to check these things, but for some reason it didn't work. And that's probably because the software hasn't been updated since 1986. Anyway, I'm sitting there in the warehouse staring at ten pallets of cookies, trying to figure out how I'm going to explain this fiasco. At that moment, the cashier frantically got on the intercom and screamed for help. It seems that some guy -- a white meth addict -- had jumped the counter and taken the till. The cashier was crying, and as I approached I could hear police sirens getting closer. It was officially a robbery, and we had to close for a few hours. When I saw my boss the next day, the robbery and "employee safety" was all we talked about. Nobody cared about the inventory mishap, and we just sent most of it to other area stores. I couldn't believe my good fortune. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922972) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: rusted fragrant abode police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923013) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: Wonderful Coral Becky Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923945) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: provocative kitty fortuitous meteor evan you've gotta drop the "character expansion" plot lines like your heterosexual curiosity and stick to this stuff, it's amazing and i loled multiple times reading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924007) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:54 PM Author: supple cruise ship gaping All of it is real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924082) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: thriller ivory boiling water We know...we know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924094) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:59 PM Author: provocative kitty fortuitous meteor i believe you, i'm just saying this is the good shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924107) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:47 PM Author: Wonderful Coral Becky Filthpig loled at the “this season” in boom’s header (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924044) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:11 AM Author: supple cruise ship gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924200) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:59 PM Author: Federal Narrow-minded Stage Roommate Evan you were a manager and then you recently got promoted yet you're still the lower level cashier what the fuck? Your grocery store must be small and TTT to only have one employee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924106) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:01 AM Author: supple cruise ship gaping Managers cashier all the time, especially when it's busy. And we have lots of employees, but sometimes only a few on each shift. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924123) |