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Just got breakfasted! any other poasters maek it this year?
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:10 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922520) |
Date: December 14th, 2017 9:11 PM Author: erotic corn cake Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922522) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:12 PM Author: startled big-titted school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922537) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting I'm pretty happy. was not sure if i could make it. been a rollercoaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922604) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: erotic corn cake remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922620) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting what does this mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922671) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: Vengeful associate home https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_mori#Early_Christian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922845) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: erotic corn cake I was disappointed to learn it is probably an apocryphal story re the Triumph. It's one of those stories so good I'd rather believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933849) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: spectacular queen of the night double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934853) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: Laughsome zombie-like karate yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922611) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: erotic corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922672) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Laughsome zombie-like karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922686) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:20 PM Author: judgmental fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922630) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:20 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting dunno yet. will find out next year. probably low-mid 3's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922638) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: judgmental fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth wtf, not biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922661) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting yes biglaw. partnership is flame.
this was a nonequitybreakfast. but everyone is mad jelly. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: erotic corn cake ***SHATTERS THE MARKET**** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922677) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting no not kirkland. this is legit "breakfast." however, only equity-bros make any serious money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922683) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: judgmental fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth even nonequity bros in a biglaw lockstep firm should be making 450+
how are you making less than an 8th year assoc? |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting probably still eligible for a 100k-ish bonus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922814) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:28 PM Author: duck-like jew ape Isnt that just called counsel then? If youre not sharing in profits and losses, youre not a partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934849) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed cuckold death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943844) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: erotic corn cake ***SHATTERS THE MARKET**** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922678) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:21 PM Author: sooty mad-dog skullcap gj bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922644) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: razzle-dazzle angry chapel <><><>BREAKFAST<><><> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922656) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: High-end Twisted Reading Party 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922674) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: Iridescent Glittery Legend Den congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922679) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Saffron senate congrats to you and your family. and darnell too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922681) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting gonna bump this all night even though my crypto is falling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922763) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: self-absorbed buck-toothed location boiling water i was gonna make a crypto-related joke, but this ruined it.
congrats on your croissant. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: demanding electric toilet seat I was “promoted” to counsel. Is there a meal for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922880) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:48 PM Author: judgmental fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth equity partner = full breakfast nonequity partner = continental breakfast counsel = cup of coffee and a dildo in your ass |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:11 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting guess i got a continental breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34923149) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:21 PM Author: demanding electric toilet seat I like coffee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934796) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:47 PM Author: Cracking gaped theater rigor Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922916) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:14 PM Author: Maniacal organic girlfriend My law school roommate just made breakfast and his pay is going from like $350k to $900k in one year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34923172) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:41 AM Author: Hairraiser wild bbw He copped equity it sounds like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933846) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy what vault range? that is nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934854) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: demanding electric toilet seat Im at a v25. Came from a v50. At both places, first year partners make about the same as 8th year associates. So this is pretty crazy. My buddy at Gibson Dunn tells me that their partnership comp bump is closer to what your post suggests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934875) |
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Date: December 20th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Maniacal organic girlfriend Yes, they have a tight spread. But he also owes them like $1.5 million and has to pay for everything now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34971910) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34923888) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:04 AM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting all night! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34924554) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:04 AM Author: lime skinny woman tanning salon (kirkland 5th year) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34924559) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:20 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting i wish. at least at kirkland id have had a legit prospect at multimillion dollar equity share after 8 years. Im like 11 years in and just getting to non equity a couple of firms later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34928061) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:39 AM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933838) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy i copped breakfast at a v60ish firm in DC. Equity (but only 10% of my comp will be equity).
best i can tell, i will be making about 300k next year - we don't pay lockstep (but do pay market to first years; raises after that are "based on merit," i.e., way below lockstep).
i'll be lucky to break even next year with what i'm making now, actually. my buy in probably isn't too bad but will be a few hundred. i have to purchase $2m in life insurance and a LTD policy. i have to contribute 13.5% of my comp to a keogh plan (which is 180). i also am on the hook for 100% of my employment taxes, and have to file like 15 state tax returns.
did they bring you into a partner meeting after it became official? that's what they did with me.
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:47 AM Author: Wine Mewling Coffee Pot Knife Jesus. How does a V60 in DC still set away with that? Ten years ago most DC firms didn’t pay NY market but I thought that changed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933863) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:52 AM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy oh, i'm fairly sure we don't pay lockstep in NY either.
i was in midlaw before this and was surprised because i thought all biglaw firms in major cities paid lockstep, but if you look at vault it looks like there are a bunch that don't. DLA piper is, what, v30-40? and they claim raises are based on merit (which, again, means the raises blow). |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:53 AM Author: erotic corn cake V20 and the rest are separating, V10 is separating, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933871) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:54 AM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy i think a whole lot of the firms paying lockstep have no business doing so, and service partners are probably fucked as a result. the rainmakers are making bank and associate salaries are high. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933873) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:56 AM Author: Wine Mewling Coffee Pot Knife One of my law school buddies is a young partner at Fish. They have a similar set up re split equity and when the last salary increases hit, the young partners were making less than the senior associates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933880) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: erotic corn cake Fish is so INNOVATIVE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934858) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: Wine Mewling Coffee Pot Knife Guess that’s right re DLA. I assume the other global mega firms are the same. I’ve spent my whole career at one firm so like you I assumed everyone paid lockstep. ATL made it seem like they did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933875) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:56 AM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy Freshfields associates crying, losing hoap
i started out in legit shitlaw (doing ID and paid as an independent contractor) but luckily wound up in another practice area quickly and worked my way up to midlaw then biglaw, so i'm not complaining. $300k is a bunch of money any way you cut it. |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:01 AM Author: Wine Mewling Coffee Pot Knife No doubt. And that’s a healthy attitude especially for a poaster. I copped breakfast last year and it’s been great. My only advice is to remember HAHAURFUCKED and STACK PAPER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933897) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:01 AM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy did they maek it and get pushed out? i am not familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933898) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:06 AM Author: Wine Mewling Coffee Pot Knife No, he was an ITE prophet. Here’s some of his best work:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&mc=252&forum_id=2#21438056 |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:27 PM Author: demanding electric toilet seat How would you rate Richard Rosenbaum’s firmwide emails? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934837) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy FUCK THAT JEW BASTARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934859) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:33 PM Author: demanding electric toilet seat Haha. I don’t know anything about him. My buddy at Greenberg says he’d send out long rambling emails that read like they’re written by a person that’s either senile, illiterate, or both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934898) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:37 PM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy i actually know nothing about this man and had to google him.
greenberg does appear to be a peer firm to mine, though, in that they don't pay lockstep and there is probably serious salary compression for seniors.
edit: jesus, they're ranked higher than we are but only pay 180k in NYC. |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting greenberg is a shitty cesspool. i don't know how those idiots get the work. oh wait never mind yes i do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34939216) |
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Date: December 20th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: Abusive hospital Isn’t it the type of place that throws money at people with a book a business by saying “think about how much more business you can generate when you’re ordering around the underpaid idiot Pace grad slaves we hired.” And then those people go to clients and say “Kirkland charges you $500 an hour for an associate? Good lord that’s a lot of money. Our slaves do it for half the price, and they’re 60% as smart. You come out ahead.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34971876) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:45 AM Author: Wine Mewling Coffee Pot Knife Congrats bro. Even if it doesn’t mean a ton of money I bet it still feels good. The title helps too if you end up wanting to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933860) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:01 AM Author: Magenta Lascivious Candlestick Maker christ this threads depressing. "partners" making 300k. LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933901) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:14 AM Author: slate rehab TCR. Jesus Christ. I wouldn’t take in house for 300k much less be a jr partner billing 2400 not counting biz development. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933939) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:25 AM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy i barely bill 2000 per year. the hours aren't too bad. i can't think of any other way i could make 300k+, so what else would i do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933980) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Magenta Lascivious Candlestick Maker what are your actual hours like during the week? 9-6 with somew ork at night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933990) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:35 AM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy that's about right. sometimes i have to work on the weekend. this weekend is bad, because i got an appellate brief dropped on me yesterday, which fucked my whole day up so today i'm doing what i expected to be doing yesterday. this is pretty rare, though.
i travel a lot, though. |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting yeah I'm doing lit as well. didn't get called into a partner meeting because i was in court when the decision came down.
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy i'm not actually in lit. i'm a traditional labor dood, although it does have lit-esque aspects to it - trying NLRB cases and some court litigation when unions sue. i spend shit tons of my time negotiating collective bargaining agreements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934916) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: Arousing Yapping Halford Stage congrats OP, now please check my commas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934918) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 4:09 PM Author: geriatric well-lubricated center really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34936394) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Concupiscible topaz immigrant brunch I am "promoted" to nonequitymo as of January 1. As far as I can tell nothing will change (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34939499) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:14 PM Author: pea-brained famous landscape painting nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943789) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:18 PM Author: offensive soul-stirring bawdyhouse toaster This is the definition of pissing on your head and telling you it's raining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943806) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:21 PM Author: outnumbered round eye national full english or continental?
also congrats |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:22 PM Author: hateful provocative liquid oxygen 180 dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943831) |