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LOL @ Kasowitz's new website and profile pics
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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: mischievous senate they made all the pics angry and pissed off, in black and white
I think they're going for a "tough litigator" image firmwide, but it looks ridiculous
e.g., http://www.kasowitz.com/people/search-results/?position=partner&page=2 http://www.kasowitz.com/# |
Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Ultramarine coffee pot LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944404) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: ocher exhilarant mexican halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944420) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Racy Hunting Ground Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944428) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: startling house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944433) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: cerebral striped hyena digit ratio WHO THE FUCK YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU LOOKING AT ME? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951902) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: bearded property they should have included an explanation point too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951907) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 7:05 PM Author: Fragrant church lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951965) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:18 AM Author: light main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503858) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:51 AM Author: drunken sienna locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504345) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: bearded property lol.
marc kasowitz trying to cover up his exposure as a shit lawyer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Racy Hunting Ground Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944429) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: Ultramarine coffee pot a bunch of bad elliot ness type dudes who will BRACE the fuck out of you if you send a snarky email about how they're alcoholic basket-cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944438) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: bearded property AGGRESSIVE. RELENTLESS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944436) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: fantasy-prone impertinent crotch scary! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509963) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: bearded property https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHWLLn5Z4A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509965) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: Multi-colored Ivory Athletic Conference This fucking shitlaw firm pays lockstep and my firm doesn’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944453) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: bearded property (disgruntled Greenberg Traurig service "shareholder") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944460) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:29 PM Author: indigo galvanic love of her life lol, I know one of those irl that makes 300k. Lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944610) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: indigo galvanic love of her life Twist: no it doesnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944519) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: motley filthpig Lol what a joke. Half of these ppl are actually frowning in their pictures. What a shit profession.
This faggot looks more like he got fucked in the ass without a reach around rather than intimidating:
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/albert-j-delgado/
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: laughsome dun resort azn CR. Exhibit A as to why this profession is shit. You get to spend all day arguing about minutiae with miserable sacks of shit who take frowning angry photos to show how tough they are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944606) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:30 AM Author: Vivacious Native Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946983) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: bearded property u: shitting ur pants when you receive a discovery deficiency letter from her
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/danielle-r-gill/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: indigo galvanic love of her life Georgetown University Law Center J.D., magna cum laude, 2011 Emory University B.A., 2007
Jesus, imagine the chip she has on her shoulder with those shit creds. |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: orchid insecure area gaming laptop ITE was hell. If she were magna GULC in 2006 she’d be a partner at Gibson Dunn right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952469) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: hyperventilating address "hey, i hear you're behind on your payments."
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/manuel-a-fernandez/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: bearded property lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944629) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:35 PM Author: laughsome dun resort azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:44 PM Author: poppy razzle pocket flask nursing home University of Miami School of Law J.D., summa cum laude, 1987 |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: shimmering aphrodisiac volcanic crater range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945005) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: Concupiscible market black woman !! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945049) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: crawly kitchen Lol and he's not even a litigator. He's a real estate tranny guy. What a fucking badass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952409) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: Concupiscible market black woman this is still like 30x funnier than every other post here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952414) |
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Date: January 15th, 2019 1:12 AM Author: bearded property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#37593702) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:40 PM Author: laughsome dun resort azn Peter Griffin: BREAKFAST
You: <><>NO BREAKFAST<><>
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/ann-m-st-peter-griffith/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:45 PM Author: indigo galvanic love of her life Bet her shits smell like death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944708) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: shimmering aphrodisiac volcanic crater range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945008) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: pale death wish http://www.kasowitz.com/people/barry-rutcofsky/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944689) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 PM Author: mischievous senate that's one of the relatively friendly pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946164) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:46 PM Author: poppy razzle pocket flask nursing home http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3263/kim-heather-800x600.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944710) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:49 PM Author: indigo galvanic love of her life Seriously tho, for shitlaw, the females are super ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944737) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: poppy razzle pocket flask nursing home http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3249/gao-tian-800x600.jpg http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3258/ho-tiffany-800x600.jpg |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: indigo galvanic love of her life I stand by my statement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945106) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: pale death wish moonlights as a dominatrix ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944754) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: Concupiscible market black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945055) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:08 PM Author: stimulating zombie-like box office very sexy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945932) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: Concupiscible market black woman kasowitz seems like the kind of firm that might sue over this thread and get everyone's ip address. i regret posting itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945066) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: laughsome dun resort azn (John Doe 4, hereinafter referred to as "cuck") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945088) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Adventurous brethren they got 786 not even 305 area codes. fuck those cellphone faggots/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: startling house I just emailed this thread to Marc Kasowitz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945979) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: mischievous senate he better not send this dood who looks like a bouncer after me
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/jonathan-k-waldrop/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Fragrant church David W. Fermino thinks you're a real piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945981) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: mischievous senate you should watch the videos on Kasowitz's new site; it's like a bunch of really lame ads for Law and Order
gotta wonder who fucked this up in marketing |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: mischievous senate http://www.kasowitz.com/people/steven-c-carlson/
This "tough" pic is even more hilarious because he's a shit lawyer IRL |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: orchid insecure area gaming laptop Yale grad and fed circuit clerk, but works at Kasowitz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952495) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: Crystalline Internal Respiration Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946145) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 12:58 AM Author: bearded property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946507) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:29 AM Author: Vivacious Native Telephone "I'll fight for you."
"I pooped."
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: bearded property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951875) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: orchid insecure area gaming laptop Shitlaw life hack: you don’t have to pay for good dental insurance if you don’t show your teeth in your firm bio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952513) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: orchid insecure area gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510110) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:34 AM Author: orchid insecure area gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34956530) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:15 AM Author: bearded property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181514) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: Buff Twisted Principal's Office What a hilarious mix of mafia bosses and rat-faced men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181528) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:51 AM Author: shimmering aphrodisiac volcanic crater range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503945) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:16 AM Author: bearded property lol http://www.kasowitz.com/at-a-glance/our-ethos/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503851) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:55 AM Author: poppy razzle pocket flask nursing home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g&t=12 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503970) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: Vivacious Native Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504045) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:19 AM Author: Vivacious Native Telephone The "WE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU" prole braggadocio is humorous, but "We understand . . . what is market" tacked on at the end for the trannies is just pathetic.
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: walnut voyeur In the heat of negotiations someone with a bigger dick at a better firm is going to bring up that quote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510082) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:48 AM Author: Multi-colored Ivory Athletic Conference We understand our clients' business and what is market.
What does that mean? Is that a typo or am I not getting something? |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: bearded property i had the same confusion. i guess the poast above yours explains it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509938) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: orchid insecure area gaming laptop I still don’t get it. But I’m not a trannie. Maybe it’s like saying “we’ve done this so we know comps to your deal and can call bullshit if someone does something wacky or misses a signature page” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510160) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: bearded property yeah i'm a litfag so figured "knowing market" might be some term of art those dudes use.
i agree with your thought but wouldnt they want to get their client something BETTER than "market?" |