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LOL @ Kasowitz's new website and profile pics
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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: Aphrodisiac flushed property they made all the pics angry and pissed off, in black and white
I think they're going for a "tough litigator" image firmwide, but it looks ridiculous
e.g., http://www.kasowitz.com/people/search-results/?position=partner&page=2 http://www.kasowitz.com/# |
Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine elastic band garrison LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944404) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: appetizing nibblets principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944420) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Aqua Hairraiser Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944428) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: ruby brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944433) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: Scarlet dog poop WHO THE FUCK YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU LOOKING AT ME? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951902) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: Elite personal credit line they should have included an explanation point too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951907) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 7:05 PM Author: bespoke cruel-hearted institution lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951965) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:18 AM Author: umber national security agency deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503858) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:51 AM Author: Demanding Maize Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504345) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: Elite personal credit line lol.
marc kasowitz trying to cover up his exposure as a shit lawyer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Aqua Hairraiser Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944429) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine elastic band garrison a bunch of bad elliot ness type dudes who will BRACE the fuck out of you if you send a snarky email about how they're alcoholic basket-cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944438) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: Elite personal credit line AGGRESSIVE. RELENTLESS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944436) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: spectacular burgundy address electric furnace scary! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509963) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Elite personal credit line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHWLLn5Z4A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509965) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: Laughsome brass codepig state This fucking shitlaw firm pays lockstep and my firm doesn’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944453) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: Elite personal credit line (disgruntled Greenberg Traurig service "shareholder") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944460) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:29 PM Author: jade set lol, I know one of those irl that makes 300k. Lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944610) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: jade set Twist: no it doesnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944519) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: peach painfully honest community account theatre Lol what a joke. Half of these ppl are actually frowning in their pictures. What a shit profession.
This faggot looks more like he got fucked in the ass without a reach around rather than intimidating:
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/albert-j-delgado/
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: electric scourge upon the earth CR. Exhibit A as to why this profession is shit. You get to spend all day arguing about minutiae with miserable sacks of shit who take frowning angry photos to show how tough they are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944606) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:30 AM Author: Ocher Lay Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946983) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: Elite personal credit line u: shitting ur pants when you receive a discovery deficiency letter from her
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/danielle-r-gill/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: jade set Georgetown University Law Center J.D., magna cum laude, 2011 Emory University B.A., 2007
Jesus, imagine the chip she has on her shoulder with those shit creds. |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: Maniacal Friendly Grandma ITE was hell. If she were magna GULC in 2006 she’d be a partner at Gibson Dunn right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952469) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: spruce jap "hey, i hear you're behind on your payments."
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/manuel-a-fernandez/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Elite personal credit line lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944629) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:35 PM Author: electric scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:44 PM Author: Exciting Chapel University of Miami School of Law J.D., summa cum laude, 1987 |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: jet comical weed whacker associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945005) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: heady fishy philosopher-king !! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945049) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: glassy shivering center brethren Lol and he's not even a litigator. He's a real estate tranny guy. What a fucking badass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952409) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: heady fishy philosopher-king this is still like 30x funnier than every other post here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952414) |
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Date: January 15th, 2019 1:12 AM Author: Elite personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#37593702) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:40 PM Author: electric scourge upon the earth Peter Griffin: BREAKFAST
You: <><>NO BREAKFAST<><>
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/ann-m-st-peter-griffith/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:45 PM Author: jade set Bet her shits smell like death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944708) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: jet comical weed whacker associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945008) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: arrogant trip mediation http://www.kasowitz.com/people/barry-rutcofsky/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944689) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 PM Author: Aphrodisiac flushed property that's one of the relatively friendly pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946164) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:46 PM Author: Exciting Chapel http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3263/kim-heather-800x600.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944710) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:49 PM Author: jade set Seriously tho, for shitlaw, the females are super ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944737) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: Exciting Chapel http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3249/gao-tian-800x600.jpg http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3258/ho-tiffany-800x600.jpg |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: jade set I stand by my statement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945106) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: arrogant trip mediation moonlights as a dominatrix ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944754) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: heady fishy philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945055) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:08 PM Author: Racy theater very sexy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945932) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: heady fishy philosopher-king kasowitz seems like the kind of firm that might sue over this thread and get everyone's ip address. i regret posting itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945066) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: electric scourge upon the earth (John Doe 4, hereinafter referred to as "cuck") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945088) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: saffron big trailer park they got 786 not even 305 area codes. fuck those cellphone faggots/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: ruby brunch I just emailed this thread to Marc Kasowitz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945979) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: Aphrodisiac flushed property he better not send this dood who looks like a bouncer after me
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/jonathan-k-waldrop/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: bespoke cruel-hearted institution David W. Fermino thinks you're a real piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945981) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Aphrodisiac flushed property you should watch the videos on Kasowitz's new site; it's like a bunch of really lame ads for Law and Order
gotta wonder who fucked this up in marketing |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Aphrodisiac flushed property http://www.kasowitz.com/people/steven-c-carlson/
This "tough" pic is even more hilarious because he's a shit lawyer IRL |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: Maniacal Friendly Grandma Yale grad and fed circuit clerk, but works at Kasowitz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952495) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: Charismatic Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946145) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 12:58 AM Author: Elite personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946507) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:29 AM Author: Ocher Lay Toilet Seat "I'll fight for you."
"I pooped."
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: Elite personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951875) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: Maniacal Friendly Grandma Shitlaw life hack: you don’t have to pay for good dental insurance if you don’t show your teeth in your firm bio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952513) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Maniacal Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510110) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:34 AM Author: Maniacal Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34956530) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:15 AM Author: Elite personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181514) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Shrine What a hilarious mix of mafia bosses and rat-faced men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181528) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:51 AM Author: jet comical weed whacker associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503945) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:16 AM Author: Elite personal credit line lol http://www.kasowitz.com/at-a-glance/our-ethos/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503851) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:55 AM Author: Exciting Chapel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g&t=12 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503970) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: Ocher Lay Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504045) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:19 AM Author: Ocher Lay Toilet Seat The "WE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU" prole braggadocio is humorous, but "We understand . . . what is market" tacked on at the end for the trannies is just pathetic.
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: vivacious azn jewess In the heat of negotiations someone with a bigger dick at a better firm is going to bring up that quote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510082) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:48 AM Author: Laughsome brass codepig state We understand our clients' business and what is market.
What does that mean? Is that a typo or am I not getting something? |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Elite personal credit line i had the same confusion. i guess the poast above yours explains it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509938) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: Maniacal Friendly Grandma I still don’t get it. But I’m not a trannie. Maybe it’s like saying “we’ve done this so we know comps to your deal and can call bullshit if someone does something wacky or misses a signature page” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510160) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: Elite personal credit line yeah i'm a litfag so figured "knowing market" might be some term of art those dudes use.
i agree with your thought but wouldnt they want to get their client something BETTER than "market?" |