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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
How dare you
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
beta bat shit crazy dysfunction bbw
  12/21/17
Understood
french striped hyena hall
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
tan windowlicker
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
vigorous ivory hell ceo
  12/21/17
...
Contagious Fighting Deer Antler
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
flatulent cruise ship
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
navy heady home sound barrier
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
blue macaca
  12/21/17
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
Aphrodisiac Brunch Knife
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
blue macaca
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
Obsidian dashing prole
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/22/17
I will have her.
french striped hyena hall
  12/22/17
any movement?
bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
up-to-no-good boistinker
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
up-to-no-good boistinker
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
...
navy heady home sound barrier
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
green fluffy principal's office gay wizard
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
any movement?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold
  12/26/17
How dare you
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/13/18
...
green fluffy principal's office gay wizard
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
Autistic passionate orchestra pit
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
Autistic passionate orchestra pit
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
french striped hyena hall
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
up-to-no-good boistinker
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
green fluffy principal's office gay wizard
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
french striped hyena hall
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
french striped hyena hall
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
green fluffy principal's office gay wizard
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/29/17
...
Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse
  12/29/17
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
Carmine mood stage
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
french striped hyena hall
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
french striped hyena hall
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
french striped hyena hall
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/31/17
evan?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/31/17
evan?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
marvelous corn cake nursing home
  01/03/18
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
adulterous floppy property volcanic crater
  01/03/18
...
cyan mind-boggling associate senate
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/03/18
...
Pea-brained cerebral tanning salon
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/05/18
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
Duck-like Fragrant Indirect Expression Garrison
  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
jet-lagged trailer park
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/08/18
...
wonderful sienna idiot area
  01/11/18
...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
Chrome turdskin shrine
  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
Cocky white pozpig set
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/16/18
...
Lascivious turquoise step-uncle's house
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
out-of-control stirring alpha
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: beta bat shit crazy dysfunction bbw

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: tan windowlicker

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: vigorous ivory hell ceo

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Contagious Fighting Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: navy heady home sound barrier

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: blue macaca

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Brunch Knife

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: blue macaca

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Obsidian dashing prole

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: up-to-no-good boistinker

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: up-to-no-good boistinker

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: navy heady home sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: green fluffy principal's office gay wizard

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: bull headed comical sanctuary cuckold

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: green fluffy principal's office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Autistic passionate orchestra pit

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Autistic passionate orchestra pit

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: up-to-no-good boistinker

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: green fluffy principal's office gay wizard

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: french striped hyena hall

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: french striped hyena hall

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: green fluffy principal's office gay wizard

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Carmine mood stage

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: Hilarious Curious Reading Party Whorehouse

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: french striped hyena hall

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: marvelous corn cake nursing home

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: adulterous floppy property volcanic crater

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling associate senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained cerebral tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Duck-like Fragrant Indirect Expression Garrison

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged trailer park

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: wonderful sienna idiot area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Chrome turdskin shrine

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Cocky white pozpig set

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Lascivious turquoise step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: out-of-control stirring alpha

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)