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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
Big incel space
  12/21/17
How dare you
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
Big incel space
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
lavender geriatric double fault
  12/21/17
Understood
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
Big incel space
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
provocative cerise associate
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
Big incel space
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
boyish very tactful field
  12/21/17
...
aqua shaky heaven becky
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
Irradiated library
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
Rambunctious passionate parlor
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
Bat-shit-crazy Unholy Indian Lodge Partner
  12/21/17
...
Big incel space
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
Low-t embarrassed to the bone station pisswyrm
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
Big incel space
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
Bat-shit-crazy Unholy Indian Lodge Partner
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
Big incel space
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
Big incel space
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
Big incel space
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
Mauve step-uncle's house
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
Big incel space
  12/22/17
I will have her.
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/22/17
any movement?
Crystalline indecent menage
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
pearl public bath
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
pearl public bath
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
Big incel space
  01/03/18
...
Rambunctious passionate parlor
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
sadistic prole
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
any movement?
Big incel space
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
Crystalline indecent menage
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
Crystalline indecent menage
  12/26/17
How dare you
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
Crystalline indecent menage
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
Crystalline indecent menage
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
Crystalline indecent menage
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
Big incel space
  01/13/18
...
sadistic prole
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
Big incel space
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
navy giraffe foreskin
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
navy giraffe foreskin
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
pearl public bath
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
sadistic prole
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
Big incel space
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
Big incel space
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
sadistic prole
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
Big incel space
  12/29/17
...
Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/29/17
...
Big incel space
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
wild digit ratio garrison
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
Big incel space
  12/31/17
evan?
Big incel space
  12/31/17
evan?
Big incel space
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
Big incel space
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
anal laughsome nursing home telephone
  01/03/18
...
Big incel space
  01/03/18
...
Big incel space
  01/03/18
...
Big incel space
  01/03/18
...
Big incel space
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
Big incel space
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
pearly plaza weed whacker
  01/03/18
...
Sapphire Greedy Native Trump Supporter
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
Big incel space
  01/03/18
...
Maize Self-absorbed Locus
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
Big incel space
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
Big incel space
  01/05/18
...
Big incel space
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
fantasy-prone galvanic whorehouse depressive
  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
Big incel space
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
Big incel space
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
Big incel space
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
Big incel space
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
Big incel space
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
Overrated cracking messiness voyeur
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
Big incel space
  01/08/18
...
chrome naked new version
  01/11/18
...
Big incel space
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
Big incel space
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
Big incel space
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
Big incel space
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
Big incel space
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
Ebony Haunted Graveyard Nibblets
  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
razzle immigrant
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
Big incel space
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
Big incel space
  01/16/18
...
burgundy electric furnace
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
Big incel space
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
Big incel space
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
Big incel space
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Big incel space

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: Big incel space

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Big incel space

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Big incel space

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Big incel space

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Big incel space

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Big incel space

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Big incel space

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: Big incel space

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: lavender geriatric double fault

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Big incel space

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: Big incel space

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: provocative cerise associate

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: Big incel space

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Big incel space

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: boyish very tactful field

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: aqua shaky heaven becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Irradiated library

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious passionate parlor

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Unholy Indian Lodge Partner

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Low-t embarrassed to the bone station pisswyrm

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: Big incel space

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Unholy Indian Lodge Partner

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Big incel space

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Big incel space

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Big incel space

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Mauve step-uncle's house

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Big incel space

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: Crystalline indecent menage

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: pearl public bath

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: pearl public bath

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: Big incel space

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Rambunctious passionate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: sadistic prole

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: Big incel space

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Crystalline indecent menage

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Crystalline indecent menage

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Crystalline indecent menage

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Crystalline indecent menage

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: Crystalline indecent menage

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Big incel space

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: sadistic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Big incel space

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: navy giraffe foreskin

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: navy giraffe foreskin

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: pearl public bath

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: sadistic prole

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Big incel space

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Big incel space

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: sadistic prole

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Big incel space

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: wild digit ratio garrison

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sickened Twinkling Uncleanness

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany shitlib principal's office

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Big incel space

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Big incel space

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Big incel space

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: Big incel space

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: anal laughsome nursing home telephone

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Big incel space

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: pearly plaza weed whacker

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Sapphire Greedy Native Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Big incel space

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Maize Self-absorbed Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Big incel space

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Big incel space

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: fantasy-prone galvanic whorehouse depressive

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Big incel space

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Big incel space

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Big incel space

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Big incel space

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Big incel space

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Overrated cracking messiness voyeur

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Big incel space

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: chrome naked new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Big incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: Big incel space

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: Big incel space

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: Big incel space

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: Big incel space

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Ebony Haunted Graveyard Nibblets

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: razzle immigrant

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Big incel space

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Big incel space

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: burgundy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Big incel space

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Big incel space

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Big incel space

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)