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ITT: We list stupid things about the new Star Wars

SPOILERS AHEAD. Tons of ridiculous things about the movie...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
All you Star Wars hatemos paid to go see this movie and will...
razzmatazz jewess
  12/28/17
Going on record now to say I will never pay to see another s...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
You will still eventually see it; whether you see it in the ...
razzmatazz jewess
  12/28/17
(needledick)
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
Fat ugly azn.
histrionic hell candlestick maker
  12/28/17
As horrible as Rose was and the drawn out death of her siste...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
do you think they realized rey turned out too hot and finn w...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
I'm not a star warsmo, but fk, they wrekt the whole force th...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
yeah finn should have been blown up on one of the rebel tran...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
the sexual tension between rey and kylo ren was weird af
laughsome church building pisswyrm
  12/29/17
Rose is not what the "asian market" wants.
histrionic hell candlestick maker
  12/28/17
and they definitely don't want her to fall in love with a bl...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
TITCR its what ((they)) want the Asian markets to want
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
What do you mean
cream slippery mad-dog skullcap state
  12/29/17
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Floppy piazza
  12/29/17
fat ugly asian was really upsetting to me also, ruined the m...
laughsome church building pisswyrm
  12/29/17
It didn't ruin anything for me since I don't care but I stil...
histrionic hell candlestick maker
  12/29/17
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Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
https://i.redditmedia.com/9x_p3l9-rkpLZQQ1je9ZwPq5Kxz1etO9jr...
multi-colored house dog poop
  12/28/17
omg
Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
wtf
Abnormal church
  12/28/17
...
fishy cerebral circlehead
  12/28/17
Rank these women as farters, tyia.
Frisky Persian School
  12/28/17
Is that the woman who has ruined it?
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
the chick on the left looks like the the actress who plays D...
bearded goyim liquid oxygen
  12/28/17
...
costumed bbw
  12/28/17
chewbacca becoming vegetarian "i sold weapons to the r...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
remind me how DJ knew about the evacuation ships at the end ...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
i can't remember if they even tried to explain that
excitant locus
  12/28/17
i think it may have been hinted that he was a computer hacke...
sickened chocolate fortuitous meteor
  12/28/17
...
costumed bbw
  12/28/17
...
Floppy piazza
  12/29/17
Leia outer space force maneuver.
nighttime irradiated native nibblets
  12/28/17
i literally cringed when i realized what was happening. tons...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
after that scene, someone walked out of my theater
multi-colored house dog poop
  12/28/17
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Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
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bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot
  12/28/17
That was me
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
...
fishy cerebral circlehead
  12/28/17
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fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
...
bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot
  12/28/17
I still don't understand this one. What exactly happened?
costumed bbw
  12/28/17
I thought that was literally the worst scene of any Star War...
Hateful indian lodge stock car
  01/17/18
Luke force meditates on to the planet to face Kylo and buy t...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
i thought it was those ice fox things that made them think t...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
It was both. Poe openly asks how Luke walked in and conclud...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
...
Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
that's true. if his whole plan is to buy them time to escape...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
...
Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
Goddamn its even worse in writing
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
Cr. And it was a lazy attempt at misdirection at that. I imm...
Abnormal church
  12/28/17
luke would also have to know himself there's a way out for h...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
...
costumed bbw
  12/28/17
...
Floppy piazza
  12/29/17
Rose and Finn go to the casino planet for a covert mission. ...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
could have saved us 30 minutes if they just edited that scen...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
good one
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
we're just about out of fuel, we're just about out of fuel ...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
did the star destroyers do anything in the movie? so poe dis...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
Not to nitpick but I believe this film took place a long, lo...
Concupiscible Disturbing Area Love Of Her Life
  12/29/17
They didn't need ANY fuel to keep going, there's no drag in ...
chestnut cruise ship masturbator
  12/29/17
- the fucking jokes and one liners were terribly stupid. The...
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
wait, charles xii is the same as michael doodikoff? this is ...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
lol. i used to think the movie was pretty good. thanks.
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
You seem mad, bro.
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
extremely
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
admiral ackbar was killed on the bridge so that's why i thin...
Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
pretty sure they said that Ackbar was on one of the other sh...
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
could be right. I don't really remember and i won't be seein...
Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
*ever
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
yeah they said that when they passed on command
excitant locus
  12/28/17
180
bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot
  12/28/17
Mostly CR
milky provocative kitchen
  12/28/17
The entire sode quest to the Casino was completely pointless...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
It actually supports the central theme of the movie: every t...
big stag film
  12/28/17
The wise matriarchy is not to be disobeyed.
comical therapy meetinghouse
  12/28/17
If they insist on keeping that sequence. "We need a ...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
how do we get moz into the movie? how about...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
That made no sense whatsoever
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
I dont care about a single goddamn character. I dont care a...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
That was my main reaction immediately after the movie. I tol...
Abnormal church
  12/28/17
I dont care about a sequel. The plot and characters are so u...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
rey should go evil, kylo good. she kills kylo to end this tr...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
They would at least be moderstely interesting.
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
I “care” in that I hate all of them and want then all to die...
Hairless potus hunting ground
  12/29/17
all non-white males are perfect and the white males are all ...
fishy cerebral circlehead
  12/28/17
Hux's over the top posh bad guy accent. in the old movies th...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
...
Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
The First Order is all FUCKING WHITE MALES while the Resista...
bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot
  12/28/17
I tried to ignore all of that stuff. Honestly I could still ...
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
it can't be decent when the entire point was to be maoist pr...
fishy cerebral circlehead
  12/28/17
...
Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike
  12/28/17
yeah how did they get away with having a 4'10" korean c...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
? https://www.hypable.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/the-la...
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
yeah
excitant locus
  12/28/17
It's much harder to have a minority antagonist because ljl @...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
180 scholarship
bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot
  12/28/17
Ty, if you liked that, see the edit at the end. I forgot to...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
"Nobody would conclude from that all black people are h...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
Right. Movies get dingfagged for having one minority charac...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
Cr. Yet the role as a Star Wars villain is much larger and m...
Abnormal church
  12/28/17
i guess i could wiki, but where does mary sue come from? i g...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
cause it's a dorknet saying that comes from star trek fan fi...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
It's some term that developed for a character that seemingly...
Abnormal church
  12/28/17
Mary Sue (or Marty Stu for men) is a term that comes from fa...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
great work itt. i've seen this kind of scholarship only once...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
Ty, something about this thread made me go full autist.
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
...
bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot
  12/28/17
It didnt scare me enough then; it does now
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
...
Abnormal church
  12/28/17
...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
...
fishy cerebral circlehead
  12/28/17
...
costumed bbw
  12/28/17
without looking I thought it had origins in old western film...
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
Mary Sue is a derogatory reference to a perfect character in...
coiffed garrison ladyboy
  12/28/17
this pretty much sums up michael burnam on the star trek dis...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
Who is xo's Mary Sue?
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/29/17
This is good and is worthy of its own poast
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
Fuck it, done: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
...
Filthy Gunner Selfie
  12/28/17
but brother, darth vader had a BLACK VOICE
Shaky orchestra pit
  12/28/17
they clearly show female bridge staff working on the First O...
milky provocative kitchen
  12/28/17
i don't remember that - are they minorities?
excitant locus
  12/28/17
white, possibly an asian thrown in too.
Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks
  12/28/17
yes, white women and an asian dood on the first order bridge
Shaky orchestra pit
  12/28/17
...
comical therapy meetinghouse
  12/28/17
I was just waiting for Hux to ask Lebowski for “zee munay”.
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
so everyone ITT gave (((Disney))) $15-$20 to see this aborti...
Pink mood
  12/28/17
Much like an alcoholic who knows he really shouldn't take th...
Slimy purple pistol hall
  12/28/17
...
Pink mood
  12/28/17
...
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/28/17
...
fishy cerebral circlehead
  12/28/17
Yes, and it explains how the opening killed but it quickly d...
excitant locus
  12/28/17
it's really not that bad, at all it's too long and it has s...
fuchsia ticket booth
  12/28/17
I absolutely refuse to give them a penny.
Drunken boyish abode
  12/28/17
I did not. will probably torrent this weekend
dashing cyan school cafeteria
  12/28/17
Just shitty cam rips at this point, right? Given that you w...
Drunken boyish abode
  12/28/17
hehe whispered global capitalism
Racy Organic Girlfriend Mental Disorder
  12/29/17
...
excitant locus
  12/29/17
I love this thread and the failure of this movie makes me so...
coiffed garrison ladyboy
  01/17/18
Is hundreds of millions really a failure?
brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap
  01/17/18
Maybe he's just talking about its failure in China?
Kink-friendly Shrine Round Eye
  01/17/18
This movie is a colossal failure. I said in a prior thre...
coiffed garrison ladyboy
  01/17/18
ROTJ and ROTS both did much better than their immediate pred...
vermilion trailer park
  01/17/18
...
coiffed garrison ladyboy
  02/13/19
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glittery place of business stage
  08/28/18


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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

SPOILERS AHEAD.

Tons of ridiculous things about the movie that made it unwatchable but it's unforgivable that the entire plot revolved around the First Order's inability to catch up with Resistance ships.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025327)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz jewess

All you Star Wars hatemos paid to go see this movie and will pay to see the next one. Disney hype machine works its magic again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026321)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

Going on record now to say I will never pay to see another star wars in theater ever again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026341)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz jewess

You will still eventually see it; whether you see it in the theaters or stream it you are paying to watch it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026416)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

(needledick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026812)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: histrionic hell candlestick maker

Fat ugly azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025330)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

As horrible as Rose was and the drawn out death of her sister, I'm ok with this mostly as it's a give to the Asian markets (so at least someone actually thought about it). Asians like martyrdom and heroic deaths. Their characters will play well overseas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025349)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: excitant locus

do you think they realized rey turned out too hot and finn was too goofy and low status, so they kept them away from each other and came up with the korean chick to pair him off with and had rey get with the suave swarthy latino twice her age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025467)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

I'm not a star warsmo, but fk, they wrekt the whole force thing. i get that the force is in everything but rey pretty much used it to snapchat with kylo.

i guess fans are pissed that rey turned out to be from prole background as opposed to any kind of force lineage.

re finn, they have no idea what they're supposed to do with him. should have left him that bubble suit in the beginning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025504)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: excitant locus

yeah finn should have been blown up on one of the rebel transports or something

it was snoke who facilitated the snapchat though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025541)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 3:50 AM
Author: laughsome church building pisswyrm

the sexual tension between rey and kylo ren was weird af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35032481)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: histrionic hell candlestick maker

Rose is not what the "asian market" wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025486)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: excitant locus

and they definitely don't want her to fall in love with a black dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025568)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025588)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

TITCR

its what ((they)) want the Asian markets to want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025585)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: cream slippery mad-dog skullcap state

What do you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35032432)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Floppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35034649)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: laughsome church building pisswyrm

fat ugly asian was really upsetting to me also, ruined the movie for me tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35032474)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: histrionic hell candlestick maker

It didn't ruin anything for me since I don't care but I still lol anytime I see that moon-faced gook in TLJ promos. WTF were they thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35034631)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025335)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: multi-colored house dog poop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025366)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025368)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Abnormal church

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025383)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: fishy cerebral circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025630)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Frisky Persian School

Rank these women as farters, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025771)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

Is that the woman who has ruined it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025795)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: bearded goyim liquid oxygen

the chick on the left looks like the the actress who plays Danaerys Targaryen, ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026080)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: costumed bbw



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: excitant locus

chewbacca becoming vegetarian

"i sold weapons to the rebels too" moral greying

holdo not telling poe her plan

the ENTIRE subplot of finn/rose unnecessarily fucking around on that casino planet

DJ's betrayal

the dozen shitty jokes that only people who lived during 1990's earth would find funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025369)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

remind me how DJ knew about the evacuation ships at the end when poe didn't know about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025468)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: excitant locus

i can't remember if they even tried to explain that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025477)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: sickened chocolate fortuitous meteor

i think it may have been hinted that he was a computer hacker and so hacked into the resistance ship database while ostensibly helping the resistance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026214)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: costumed bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027469)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Floppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35034668)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: nighttime irradiated native nibblets

Leia outer space force maneuver.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025502)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

i literally cringed when i realized what was happening. tons of deus ex machinas, at the cost of reducing the force to some sideshow shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025522)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: multi-colored house dog poop

after that scene, someone walked out of my theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025530)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025577)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

That was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025591)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: fishy cerebral circlehead



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025570)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: costumed bbw

I still don't understand this one. What exactly happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027472)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: Hateful indian lodge stock car

I thought that was literally the worst scene of any Star Wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35174127)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Luke force meditates on to the planet to face Kylo and buy the Rebellion time to flee... but despite taking a time out to have a chat with Leia, he never says, "By the way, I'm just buying time for you to get the fuck out, you should run." This causes Poe to come to the apparently correct conclusion that Luke is just buying time, but wrongly conclude that they can walk out the same way Luke walked in. Based on this logical but wrong reasoning, Poe leads them to a dead end. The remnants of the Rebel Alliance being in position to be evacuated by Mary Sue Jedi is mere fortuity. Or, I guess, THE FORCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025505)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: excitant locus

i thought it was those ice fox things that made them think there was a way out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025534)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

It was both. Poe openly asks how Luke walked in and concludes they can walk out the same way (logical, but wrong). He then notices the ice fox things have left, but it turns out the way they're leaving is too small for people. He might have come to the same wrong conclusion even if Luke was upfront about being a force ghost, but we don't know. Luke hiding that he's not "really" there was pointless in-universe and just served to misdirect the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025561)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025575)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025583)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: excitant locus

that's true. if his whole plan is to buy them time to escape, then he would make absolutely sure they know that.

the same thing happened with holdo not telling poe/anyone who knows poe about her plan. it was a contrived plot device.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025597)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025653)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

Goddamn its even worse in writing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025602)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Abnormal church

Cr. And it was a lazy attempt at misdirection at that. I immediately noticed his hair and beard were a different style and color and was like wtf this isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025642)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: excitant locus

luke would also have to know himself there's a way out for him to suicide by force projection. but i guess that can be explained by force knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025738)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: costumed bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027480)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Floppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35034689)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Rose and Finn go to the casino planet for a covert mission. Despite the fact that such a place would, like a real casino, have ample parking and an attendant to helpfully explain everything, they choose to park illegally for some reason, thus foiling the mission due to trouble with the law. The most generous interpretation is that they didn't have any money and therefore couldn't afford to park, but even taking that as a given the logical solution would be to drop one off and have the other stay with the ship and link up instead of parking the ship. Maybe that costs money they didn't have either, but then jfc if they literally have no currency whatsoever just how fucking shitty is this rebellion.

In real life, spies carefully observe local laws unless there is a reason not to do so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025594)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

could have saved us 30 minutes if they just edited that scene (or Finn) out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025606)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025621)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

we're just about out of fuel, we're just about out of fuel

luckily, we have enough fuel to go to light speed and save the day

talk about getting better gas mileage driving fast



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025599)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

did the star destroyers do anything in the movie? so poe disobeys a direct order, then proceeds to call in the bombers whom take orders apparently not from the admiral but x-wing pilot? while we're at it, apparently tactics have not changed since ww2 where bombers fly right next to each other only explode in domino fashion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026621)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Disturbing Area Love Of Her Life

Not to nitpick but I believe this film took place a long, long time BEFORE World War II, not after it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35034424)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: chestnut cruise ship masturbator

They didn't need ANY fuel to keep going, there's no drag in space so they just needed to accelerate to the ship's maximum speed and then cut the engines and send all that power to shields. Also apparently they haven't mentioned needing fuel at any point in the series up until this movie, you'd think with fucking laser cannons and hyperdrives they would have figured out nuclear power by now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35033608)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

- the fucking jokes and one liners were terribly stupid. The original "I'm on hold for the general" line in the beginning (as an X Wing was in attack mode approaching their ship and they did nothing?) set the tone for the entire movie.

- also stupid that a single X wing would have a chance against that huge empire ship (despite the fact that they try to explain it away by saying "our defenses are only designed for large ships" - forgetting the entire death star thing). In the original trilogy, I think Empire, they literally talk about the impossibility of a single ship engaging an Imperial Star Destroyer. Also where are the hordes of tie fighters?

- Poe's character was fucking stupid.

- Poe committed literal mutiny, and after he was subdued both Leia and Holdo agreed "I like him!"

- the fact that the empire has no tie interceptors or small ships that could attack the rebel ships?

- the fact that the smaller rebel ships all got destroyed - wasn't the tracking device on the massive Mon Calamari cruiser? Why didn't they just all disperse to different parts of the galaxy?

- did the Mon Calamari cruiser not have autopilot? If not, can one person fly the entire thing? (both seem unlikely, especially given that the bridge was destroyed). Holdo didn't have to die, seems like a cheap way to make her a hero

- the fact that Holdo was made commander of the fleet at all. Not even Poe knew what she looked like, and she somehow beat out ADMIRAL ACKBAR for the job, who literally beat the entire empire at the battle of endor

- basically the entire casino planet scene was stupid and pointless, a lib way of taking at jab at "the rich" - also the action scenes were stupid as fuck

- the entire Benecio Del Toro subplot was stupid as fuck. Actually made me angry. Is it really that easy for some third rate thief to successfully intercept and board an Empire cruiser? And then find the actual locator device on a ship that was probably 100s of miles long with countless levels of security?

- Benecio Del Toro betrayal stuff was stupid as fuck too

- scene where Finn and asian chick were about to get beheaded. Literally surrounded by Captain Phasma and hundreds of storm troopers (within feet of them), explosion goes off. When Finn comes too and starts running away, Phasma and an entire column of storm troopers emerge from the smoke - 100s of feet away??

- BB8 can literally do anything. Same bullshit they pulled in the prequels when "GUESS WHAT!!" R2D2 could fly and shoot lasers (??)

- entire premise of needed a huge gun on the ground a few hundred yards away to destroy the rebel base on salt planet was stupid

- what was the point of those salt fighter planes again? Why didn't the walkers and tie fighters take them out immediately?

- Why did asian chick stop Finn? She could have killed all of them

- when asian chick and Finn crashed, they were literally right next to the walkers and huge cannon. Yet they somehow, on foot, and in the wide open flat desert, made it back to the rebel base?

- lots of problems with the ease of Snoke's death. What was the point of his character anyway? If he was so powerful, why was he not in the picture in any of the previous films?

- when the rebels evacuated ship, why did they fly to the closest planet, where the Empire was flying right by too? In the Star Wars universe, even small X Wings have hyper drive. Presuming that these ships had hyper drive, why did they not just hyper drive to another galaxy where they could not be found? Again, this is under the assumption that the tracking device was on the main rebel ship. Even if all of them were tracked, why not disperse in different directions?

I could go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025612)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

wait, charles xii is the same as michael doodikoff? this is the best thing about the new star wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025622)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

lol. i used to think the movie was pretty good. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025648)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

You seem mad, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025656)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

extremely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025677)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike

admiral ackbar was killed on the bridge so that's why i think vice admiral hodlor was next in line

still reading but the movie sucked and there are so many plot holes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025666)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

pretty sure they said that Ackbar was on one of the other ships that got destroyed, but maybe I'm wrong. Only saw it once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025675)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike

could be right. I don't really remember and i won't be seeing it again any time soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025773)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

*ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025816)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: excitant locus

yeah they said that when they passed on command

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025780)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025714)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: milky provocative kitchen

Mostly CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025992)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

The entire sode quest to the Casino was completely pointless and ends up ruining the escape plan because Benecio del Toro sells them out for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025614)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: big stag film

It actually supports the central theme of the movie: every time a character disobeys orders, things go to shit. Poe told to chill, instead he sets up side hustle. Failure. Finn told to get *the* master codebreaker, instead he gets random guy. Failure. Finn told not to fly directly toward the beam, instead he flies directly toward the beam. Chick gets injured. Chick told not to stop Finn from flying directly toward the beam, crashes into him. Chick gets injured, beam not stopped. etc. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025718)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: comical therapy meetinghouse

The wise matriarchy is not to be disobeyed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027022)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

If they insist on keeping that sequence.

"We need a codebraker."

"Oh, what about John in IT? He's good with computers."

*the same group goes on the mission and the same shit happens, but it turns out John in IT is less loyal to the rebellion than previously hoped.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025725)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

how do we get moz into the movie? how about...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027065)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

That made no sense whatsoever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027804)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

I dont care about a single goddamn character. I dont care about their backstories, I dont care if they suceed, I dont care if they die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Abnormal church

That was my main reaction immediately after the movie. I told my friend that I didn't care about any of the remaining characters and really don't care if they all die in the final episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025736)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

I dont care about a sequel. The plot and characters are so uncompelling that I dont care what happens next.

Now compare that sentiment with how you felt at the end of The Empire Strikes Back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025761)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

rey should go evil, kylo good. she kills kylo to end this trilogy.

the next trilogy will be about rey wreaking havoc and ultimately her downfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026064)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

They would at least be moderstely interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026222)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Hairless potus hunting ground

I “care” in that I hate all of them and want then all to die painfully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35034772)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: fishy cerebral circlehead

all non-white males are perfect and the white males are all flawed and conflicted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025640)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: excitant locus

Hux's over the top posh bad guy accent. in the old movies they were just effete oxbridge bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025704)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025791)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025798)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot

The First Order is all FUCKING WHITE MALES while the Resistance is a hodgepodge of Beautiful Diversity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025743)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

I tried to ignore all of that stuff. Honestly I could still love the movie despite all that if the movie was actually decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025755)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025767)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: fishy cerebral circlehead

it can't be decent when the entire point was to be maoist propaganda, modernized with US-style racialism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025774)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Soggy mildly autistic stain preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025775)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: excitant locus

yeah how did they get away with having a 4'10" korean chick in disguise as an officer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025765)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

?

https://www.hypable.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/the-last-jedi-bts-finn-rose-first-order.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025787)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: excitant locus

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025793)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

It's much harder to have a minority antagonist because ljl @ libs.

So, Finn is supposed to be heroic, Rose is supposed to be kind, etc. Nobody would conclude from that all black people are heroic or all azngirls are kind, because people aren't fucking retarded.

It doesn't work this way with negative attributes. If you switched the Finn actor and the Kylo Ren actor and kept everything else the same, you fucking know there would be a million think pieces about how Kylo Ren steroetypes black people and Rey is a problematic white temptress playing on tired racial tropes of white women redeeming black men, #StarWarsSoWhite, etc., etc., etc. A major movie franchise cannot risk having a human villain who is something other than a white male, unless the protagonist has those exact same demographics.

So, e.g., the Avengers can face Loki, a bodiless AI, and (soon) an alien, but they would never team up to take down a black dude. Captain America will never be pitted against a female antagonist. Black Panther can face a black dood in his own movie, though, and of course there would be no problem if he fought an evil white guy (and he probably will in the second movie).

Shitlibs have taken us to a strange place.

EDIT: I forgot to mention the fucking Mandarin, which is probably the most incredible example of this at work. Iron Man is a white guy so, of course, his movie antagonists are too. But they wanted to use THE MANDARIN for one of the movies. As you can probably tell by the name, the Mandarin is a Chinese bro. What do? Simple: In-universe, he's a white British criminal being PAID to pretend to be Chinese by a white American guy. Seriously: http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Trevor_Slattery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025896)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot

180 scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025978)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Ty, if you liked that, see the edit at the end. I forgot to mention something hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026021)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

"Nobody would conclude from that all black people are heroic or all azngirls are kind, because people aren't fucking retarded."

yeah, no. this is the entire premise of msm/shitlib mentality.

blm, #metoo, no blacks nominated at oscars, hillary lost because of misogyny, ad nauseum

edit. i guess you know this. it was your overall point, i just hadn't read the full post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025990)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Right. Movies get dingfagged for having one minority character with a negative attribute because that's a steroetype, but there's no corollary inference for positive attributes. If shitlibs REALLY don't like a work, the presence of minority characters is mere "tokenism."

I know it's easy to make fun of (((GC))) but I feel like, that for a rational person, I have an above average understanding of the shitlib mind and I'm really fucking glad it's not my job to accommodate these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026049)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Abnormal church

Cr. Yet the role as a Star Wars villain is much larger and more important and would likely give the black actor greater fame than being some middling sidekick to the Mary Sue Jedi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026046)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

i guess i could wiki, but where does mary sue come from? i get that it represent the ultimate phenom, but i've never heard of it or at least recognized the term until it's been used a lot in this movie describing rey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026075)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: excitant locus

cause it's a dorknet saying that comes from star trek fan fiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026089)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Abnormal church

It's some term that developed for a character that seemingly lacks any flaws. I had never heard of it until it was used to criticize the Rey character when The Force Awakens came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026111)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Mary Sue (or Marty Stu for men) is a term that comes from fanfic and represents, basically, an original character created in a work that is immediately the best at everything she does and gains cheap points by being universally admired by established characters. This usually, but not always, involves one of the established characters falling romantically in love with them. Rey is perfect at everything she does. Other than the quest to find her parents and a brief attempt to run away in TFA, she has no flaws and she isn't bad at anything.

Examples:

-- The flight sequence at the start of TFA. Is there any reason a desert scavenger would even know how to fly a ship, let alone pull off the fancy maneuvers she does? No way. Notably, Poe is theoretically the hotshot pilot, but we've seen more of her flying. While we're here, Finn isn't better at her than anything either, except for specific intelligence about how the First Order works maybe.

-- The light saber sequence after Snoke's death. She and Kylo takes on Snoke's elite guard. Rey first picked up a light saber like four days ago in-universe.

-- THE FORCE. How do we establish she's strong with the force? Well, Luke is still alive, an acknowledged Jedi Master, and Mark Hammill will do anything for a dollar, so pay him to say that the force is really strong with her and she'll be the next Jedi.

EDIT: Let me put this another way. In the OT, Solo/Leia/Luke each had their own strengths and weaknesses. The sequels have done away with this concept. There is essentially never a situation where it's better to have Poe or Finn than in is to have Rey; their existence is justified only by the fact that she can only be in one place at one time. A theoretical Luke/Luke/Luke team would have been a disaster, but a Rey/Rey/Rey team could take down the First Order before breakfast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026114)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: excitant locus

great work itt. i've seen this kind of scholarship only once before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026133)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Ty, something about this thread made me go full autist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026163)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026166)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:13 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

It didnt scare me enough then; it does now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026202)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:13 PM
Author: Abnormal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026208)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026220)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026403)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 2:34 PM
Author: fishy cerebral circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027003)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: costumed bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027579)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

without looking I thought it had origins in old western films

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026122)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: coiffed garrison ladyboy

Mary Sue is a derogatory reference to a perfect character in a fantasy setting. I believe it arose in the Star Trek universe where a lot of fanfic originated, and oftentimes young girls would write a fictional version of themselves into the story with canon characters, except they would be superior and perfect in every way. For example a Mary Sue would save Captain Picard and Spock against impossible odds then be made into the youngest fleet commander ever, and everyone would swoon over her all the while she destroyed all enemies without much effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026161)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

this pretty much sums up michael burnam on the star trek discovery. i like her character, but she's basically the best of spock and kirk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026314)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie

Who is xo's Mary Sue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35033832)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

This is good and is worthy of its own poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026077)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Fuck it, done: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842455&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026318)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Filthy Gunner Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35031452)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: Shaky orchestra pit

but brother, darth vader had a BLACK VOICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027953)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: milky provocative kitchen

they clearly show female bridge staff working on the First Order ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026006)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: excitant locus

i don't remember that - are they minorities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026022)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine Boistinker Wagecucks

white, possibly an asian thrown in too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026028)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 4:34 PM
Author: Shaky orchestra pit

yes, white women and an asian dood on the first order bridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027943)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 2:34 PM
Author: comical therapy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027005)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

I was just waiting for Hux to ask Lebowski for “zee munay”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35025808)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Pink mood

so everyone ITT gave (((Disney))) $15-$20 to see this abortion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026324)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Slimy purple pistol hall

Much like an alcoholic who knows he really shouldn't take that drink, I can't help myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026352)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Pink mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026384)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026394)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: fishy cerebral circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027809)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: excitant locus

Yes, and it explains how the opening killed but it quickly declined. No repeat viewings from fanboys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026415)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth

it's really not that bad, at all

it's too long and it has some flaws

a lot more than i realized

but it's still decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35026995)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Drunken boyish abode

I absolutely refuse to give them a penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027788)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: dashing cyan school cafeteria

I did not. will probably torrent this weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027797)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Drunken boyish abode

Just shitty cam rips at this point, right? Given that you will watch once and never watch again just wait for a Blu-ray rip in 1080p or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35027807)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Racy Organic Girlfriend Mental Disorder

hehe whispered global capitalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35031511)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35033540)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:32 AM
Author: coiffed garrison ladyboy

I love this thread and the failure of this movie makes me so irrationally happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35174090)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: brindle charismatic sweet tailpipe jap

Is hundreds of millions really a failure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35174099)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Shrine Round Eye

Maybe he's just talking about its failure in China?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35174118)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: coiffed garrison ladyboy

This movie is a colossal failure.

I said in a prior thread and I will repeat it here, shitlibs will quote the gaudy numbers but that only tells a small part of the story.

First of all, Disney paid 4 billion dollars to acquire the IP rights to Star Wars. They also spent an estimated $800 million in production and worldwide marketing on TLJ.

Second, if you compare TLJ's revenue trajectory to that of other Star Wars films you will see that it under-performed in a jaw-dropping way.

- The Force Awakens opened at ~$248 million and ended its domestic run at ~$936 million.

- Rogue One opened at ~155m and ended at ~532m.

- Meanwhile TLJ opened at $220m (~89% of TFA's opening) and finished its domestic run at $594m (~63% of TFA's domestic gross).

- Even more glaring is the worldwide: TFA did 2.07 billion worldwide. TLJ is at 1.27 billion and unlikely to significant boost that figure at this point. So yes, an $800 million/40% loss in revenue is a huge failure.

In addition, TLJ lost more than 85% of its domestic audience after opening weekend which is far, far more than most AAA releases lose. Obviously most lose huge percentages but 85% is a very concerning number. This strongly suggests that people were willing to give it a shot and their goodwill may be used up.

Plus the fact that audience reactions are so tepid. TLJ is considered one of the worst in the franchise by audiences and it is very divisive. This does not bode well for a franchise which has historically kept its core audience.

The movie is also out of China after two weeks and shit numbers. This is a big deal as China is a major movie market that, at this point, they will probably not be able to tap into.

Also consider that the next standalone movie, Solo, is shaping up to be a disaster. It's probably another $150m-$200m in production costs at this point and they haven't even started marketing releases which suggests that they're just looking to minimize losses.

After that, the sequel to TLJ will be released to a totally lukewarm core audience. If they go $800m on their budget again, they might struggle to make it back, and I'm 100% serious about that.

This to me is akin to the NFL disaster. They gave a big 'fuck you' to their core audience, and they tolerated it for a while, and then when the ratings starting to falter, they found any reason except the obvious to explain it away. And this year they've continue to slide and not even the playoffs have recovered. (Side note, with three jabroni teams in the championship games they'll probably continue to be terrible ratings).

So yeah this movie is a huge failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35174382)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

ROTJ and ROTS both did much better than their immediate predecessors. I don't think they're too worried about ep. 9

I suspect that for multiple reasons IX will take place years, perhaps even many years, after VIII, and will be more of a blank slate than TLJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#35174745)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: coiffed garrison ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#37776461)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: glittery place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3842354&forum_id=2#36705037)