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Date: January 1st, 2018 10:26 AM Author: Shimmering Orchestra Pit
I was introduced to this website by an undergrad classmate after we had started law school apart. It took me years - 2009 to 2011 - to learn how to poast, and the place was much, much more brutal back then. Mediocre poasting and logic were met with harsh and immediate savagery. A 176 was a good poast. I had no idea how the email tag worked and was unaware of the lolsuit for a long time. Somewhere on this website, during that period, I wrote my full IRL first and last name. LMAO. I also introduced ratings threads IRL during that period, something that my friends still enjoy today. The other day I rated specific days in 3L as Third Eye Blind songs.
Autoadmit is a platform for a dizzying array of giants of the mind. Many have impressed something upon me through the text medium in a way that would be difficult to be matched by an IRL peer. Drunkard, NM, hemidemi, TBF, Charles, MPA, j shad and twist stand out as a few of the standard bearers for this website's brand of intellect and wit. Each of those guys would send you four thick paragraphs into an epic screed on land rovers, interstellar space law, El Paso, luis, Charlemagne, Eli Roth, Man City and Doobs, respectively, before it hits you that they had much, much more depth to offer than their already admirable flow. The talent level here is real and hasn't been tainted all that badly, I hope, by a lot of newer political poasters, who are in large part vapid retards, even when they're right.
I eventually took off on this website in 2012 poasting as fIame. 2012 was Year 1 of biglaw and in the wake of a devastating end to a 5 year relationship. I remember visiting this girl across the country in a last ditch effort to save things. Sitting in her living room I fired up a taking questions thread and cried about some law shrew. 2012 was a fun ride on here with Esq, faacftt, box, wrassler and H as running mates. IRL I was completely out of control, nearly getting canned as a 6 month associate for showing up fucked up to the office constantly and getting a reputation for going to raves and doing drugs shit. On here I think I began threading about my broken sexuality following the break-up, ran it through a few notable girls I dated, and ultimately retired when honey ryder used reverse image search to find an erstwhile girlfriend and linked to a picture of her and I. I was #1 on the ragnus tracker for months holllly shit.
Colt came back with a different poasting oeuvre that reflected where I had gone IRL. I had settled down and learned the difference between gold and fool's gold. The last several years of off and on poasting reflect an advancement and application of those learnings and behaviors. Wife is getting positive pregnancy tests and we are just about through the miscarriage window. The firm I joined from biglaw is making a huge step forward and I am approaching the point of leaving my law license behind entirely. It's fucking sick and perverse to think that course of events started by taking the LSAT and attending law school, but even a shitty path is a path. I owe a debt of gratitude to dozens of you here for shouting the truth about biglaw for years, as well as the author philalawyer, and I owe a great, great debt to Spackler for his help this past spring in an effort that was ultimately foregone and fruitless. But I don't doubt that I will enjoy doing business with Carl for years to repay that debt.
Sadly, my time on this website is less appreciated now - feels more like a drug, less like a book or conversation - and it's time to get rid of less valuable things. Reload, bump, search, bump is a drug. That's not to say anything about each of you individually. You're fine folks and I wish you the best, especially those guys who have become IRL friends and been willing to share about yourselves on Snapchat. I won't be leaving the Snap group. The snap group got Christmas cards. If you want to find me, get my throwaway from the snap group or any of the other people here that know me IRL.
My gratitude to each of you, and it's time to move on. The robster craws are ready. I will keep this thread open throughout the day as I get drunk on college football and have a final binge of sportsnut vices, then plan to scramble around midnight central. I will poast some IRL pics from the grand poasting arc and take questions and give advice. I love you and I love Autoadmit.
Xoxohth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35054897) |
Date: January 1st, 2018 10:49 AM Author: Mauve 180 school cafeteria travel guidebook
Congrats on everything man. Will patiently await the announcement.
You will probably be back here though. Where else in the world can you engage with minds like the ones here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055008) |
Date: January 1st, 2018 1:47 PM Author: Deep Lodge Generalized Bond
What did you do last night
How much did you drink
What are you eating/drinking today
What are your predictions for the games today
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35055884) |
Date: January 1st, 2018 2:08 PM Author: umber tank pocket flask
Are you Asian?
Post a pic of yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35056017) |
Date: January 2nd, 2018 3:53 AM Author: gay fragrant stage boiling water
atop the great wall of china, Colt lifts his cowboy hat, revealing his perfect, jet black bowl cut. He whistles Sweet Home Alabama to his perfectly Alabaster Power Bottom Wife as she cradles his blonde haired, blue eyed HAPA son. He gazes over the Jiaguyuan skyline.
He sheds a single tear as he logs into AutoAdmit as Colt tp "colt tp."
Simultaneously, he pulls up twitter on his cellphone browser.
He clicks to the XO change password screen. He pauses, pulls up his other window, and enters his login username and password on twitter. After entering his twitter post, he pauses.
He presses back to Autoadmit on his Iphone 8 browser, and after what seems like an eternity, types in a random selection of characters in a sequence he surely won't remember. He trembles, and after staring at his phone underneath the perfect Chinese sun, scrambles his password. He immediately presses back to his twitter account, and tweets "The United States has foolishly given Pakistan more than 33 billion dollars in aid over the last 15 years, and they have given us nothing but lies & deceit, thinking of our leaders as fools. They give safe haven to the terrorists we hunt in Afghanistan, with little help. No more!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35061473) |
Date: March 2nd, 2018 7:57 AM Author: abnormal site
"I won't be leaving the Snap group."
*leaves Snap group*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3846046&forum_id=2#35519146) |
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