The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Legally: 5 homeless guys kicking your dog hard; you shoot them all. Charges?
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit let's say you're on a grassy park near your home in a large suburb. you see a friendly homeless guy call your dog over and he starts petting it. then like 4 scruffy teenagers walk over, the original guy gets up and they start kicking your dog in the face, ribs, your dog is howling. you run up on them pull out your 9 and double tap headshots to each of them. you call 911 and say "i just shot some guys killing my pet in the park, the address is x, i placed my firearm against the wall, and am waiting unarmed, but i need to go to a vet soon, please hurry."
what happens to you? |
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: fear-inspiring theater jurisdiction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090855) |
 |
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit 1) evanston, ill
2) jax, fla |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Floppy church building multi-billionaire race of me, perps, dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090870) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit everyone is white but the golden retriever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090876) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:45 PM Author: lemon dashing filthpig indian lodge Plea to 10 yrs, no cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090982) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Startling Hairy Legs Toilet Seat (MAF turdskin lab) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091294) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: hyperventilating insanely creepy mother site edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090881) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: mahogany crotch abode if I was on that jury, I would vote to convict for murder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090872) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090879) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: mahogany crotch abode you don't kill humans for a fucking dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090888) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: passionate twinkling pit Fuuuuuuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090915) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:38 PM Author: orange rehab this is why we have voir dire, ladies and gentlemen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090919) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:39 PM Author: passionate twinkling pit I would lie like a bastard to get onto that jury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090925) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: orange rehab Well, I'll just point out, you'd be, you know, under oath ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090936) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:41 PM Author: passionate twinkling pit Fuuuuuuck you too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090944) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: orange rehab Cool, thats cool. Just wanted to clarify about the, you know, willingness to perjure yourself--not that it says something about you or anything. Just pointing it out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090957) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:43 PM Author: passionate twinkling pit Thanks for clarifying, hoss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090963) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: mahogany crotch abode cr. dog-lovers are some of the biggest psychopaths there are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091021) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Supple temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091356) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:41 PM Author: fuchsia generalized bond I would never convict this guy. Perfect chance for jury nullification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090942) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: passionate twinkling pit Exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090952) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Excitant nighttime striped hyena It would depend entirely on his character evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091040) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: orange rehab lol, as opposed to depending on the jury instructions ...
what if no one opens the door to character evidence? |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 11:16 PM Author: contagious beta cuck antidepressant drug not even a litigator and i knew that crim defendants don't need the door opened
https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rule_404 |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: big quadroon shrine Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092073) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: metal concupiscible cuckoldry station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35100970) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 9:55 AM Author: indecent fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101092) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:42 PM Author: bearded nursing home dragon Gas yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091258) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Supple temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091360) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: submissive pervert stain You're a fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091749) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: godawful new version plaza acquital and parade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090877) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: passionate twinkling pit You'd get an acquittal from me. I would 100% cap someone who was beating my dog that badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090887) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:33 PM Author: Light location usually you cant use lethal force in defense of property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090893) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: orange rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090907) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:39 PM Author: mahogany crotch abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090921) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: lemon dashing filthpig indian lodge Not in Texas after dark if it’s worth more than a horse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090986) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:47 PM Author: orange rehab hahaha i dont entirely disbelieve this ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090991) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:33 PM Author: brilliant slimy heaven like, 1 kick or repeatedly kicking the dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090895) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Aromatic brindle roommate 2nd degree murder x 5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090902) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: orange rehab Nobody here is asking the essential question: Was your dogbro acting like an asshole beforehand. You know deep down he can, sometimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090989) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: Yapping stead What are you supposed to do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091071) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: orange rehab mysteries of the world, huh.
probably not double tap headshots. |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Yapping stead So I can shoot them in the leg? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091278) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: orange rehab maybe one. the others will scatter. id do a warning shot in the air first though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091347) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:37 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit legally we're stuck in the past where farmers used dogs to herd animals or for hunting. the idea of pets and emotional bonds is newer than the law. i think you get arrested for aggravated manslaughter with a firearm, maybe 3rd degree murder but you get morally acquitted or you appeal that the law needs to change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091241) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:44 PM Author: scarlet doobsian ceo You have to start fighting with fists first to defend your dog, and then when they turn on you, you immediately start firing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091266) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Yapping stead So give them a chance to beat your ass first? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091276) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: Rose Mexican Basically yeah. Let them hit you enough that you have a credible self defense claim. Punch a couple dudes in the face, let them hit you too. Stomp you out even. Then you roll away, pull out and go call of duty on everyone. The cops find you wounded, crying and utterly distraught.
Note that you might not get to kill anyone that starts to run away. It’d be dumb to have some guy shot in the back 30 feet from everyone else |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: orange rehab one was black dindu. Pepper thy anus in atty fees when criminal charge brought against you by reluctant prosecutor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091353) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: diverse copper tanning salon dopamine (Guy who has thought about this hiepo before) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091354) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Rose Mexican Lol no I just spent 30 seconds. Also plot twist I’m black lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091366) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: orange rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091371) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:08 PM Author: Rose Mexican If I’m an older black sheriff Clark looking motherfucker I wouldn’t even have to hire an attorney. The right will make me some Uncle Tom poster boy for gun rights. The libs will just short circuit I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091399) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 9:51 AM Author: exhilarant idea he suggested alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101073) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: metal concupiscible cuckoldry station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35102005) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: contagious beta cuck antidepressant drug Real talk:
Charge will be homicide but,
1) Pets are considered property, in general you can't use deadly force to defend property and you're not in your home, so castle doctrine also fails.
2) Extreme mental or emotional disturbance is best defense; some jurisdictions it is a complete defense and others it is a mitigating factor. Still, chance it would NOT apply because acting so calm right after tends to show you weren't disturbed.
3) If you're in ARE COUNTRY, some states have old laws where you could defend cattle or farm animals with lethal force, could try to make an argument to the appeals court that the law should be expanded to pets in keeping with "intent" of statute
Jury - almost certainly a mistrial, maybe an acquital
Bench trial - Judge might be bound to rule out emotional disturbance since you were apparently calm and able to think rationally during and after the incident |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:38 PM Author: orange rehab "Jury - almost certainly a mistrial, maybe an acquital"
Five people are dead. Lol aint no mistrial or acquittal. |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit only a moron would take a bench trial. you want white males, particularly military combat vets and people with kids and pets. no minorities or women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091761) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: contagious beta cuck antidepressant drug might be OK with women but ljl if you're in chinatown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091772) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:59 PM Author: orange rehab Heh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091816) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: contagious beta cuck antidepressant drug http://www.news-press.com/picture-gallery/news/2017/11/29/mistrial-declared-in-lehigh-acres-multiple-murder-trial/108129232/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091766) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:02 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit slightly different unless the cop blurts out me and my dad were irish refugees held in ICE detention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091848) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:04 PM Author: orange rehab Judge declared mistrial thanks to dipshit witness commenting on defendants immigration status? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091863) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:07 PM Author: contagious beta cuck antidepressant drug point was your post implied that there would never be a mistrial in a multiple homicide, it is possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091895) |
|
Date: January 11th, 2018 12:14 AM Author: pearl racy stag film jesus fucking christ, it's like you didn't go to law school. there are neckbeard legal dilettantes on reddit who are more savvy and incisive than you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35130005) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:09 PM Author: medicated crackhouse I'd convict you of 5 counts of voluntary manslaughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091913) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:10 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit why splitting the baby in half? why not let me walk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091918) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:12 PM Author: medicated crackhouse Because killing 5 people is a complete overreaction to what was happening. You could've simply taken out your gun and warned them to stop.
Enjoy 20 yrs state prison @85%. |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:15 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit would you want those kind of people walking the streets?
would you be seriously scared being in the same room with a guy with no criminal history other than protecting his family pet from thugs? |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:18 PM Author: medicated crackhouse You just, unnecessarily, killed 5 people. I'm sure plenty of people have been sent to prison for voluntary manslaughter who had no major criminal record before the incident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091997) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit people die for all kinds of reasons; cancer, car wrecks, etc.
if i heard of people kicking a pet to death for fun i'd say they deserve to die. and a headshot is painless. |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: orange rehab Quite brutally as well. Double head tap repeated five times a bit much, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092034) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:23 PM Author: bateful dun foreskin orchestra pit a single shot could just blind them or vegetative state. i was thinking of efficient painless death that quickly saves the pet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092042) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 10:14 AM Author: fuchsia generalized bond It's actually a net positive to society though. That's why I'd vote for jury nullification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101174) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 10:25 AM Author: orange rehab it would be a big net negative as youve just sanctioned deadly force X5 for people kicking your dogbro. What could possibly go wrong? |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 11:44 AM Author: fuchsia generalized bond A world with more dogs and less humans = CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101759) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 11:51 AM Author: orange rehab Ask a Russian.
"white god" movie. |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: Cerebral cruel-hearted step-uncle's house love of her life Would totally suck, but I'm guessing the 5 homeless fucks have mental issues. I'd resist the urge to kill and regret it if I did and cop a plea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092032) |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 10:36 PM Author: metal concupiscible cuckoldry station I would never even consider voting guilty for any possible charge related to this. Suspect much of the population is similar.
As an aside, with my dog I wouldn't have to worry about this because she would maul the shit out of them herself. And I say this as someone who has seen a homeless bum try to attack her. |
|
Date: January 11th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: pearl racy stag film this is why you are inarguably autistic.
and LOL at your POS inbred security dog being able to fend off four people. |
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Marvelous cream puppy toaster innocent on the homeless man
id have to see how hot each of the teen boys were before deciding on guilt on these counts
|
|
Date: January 5th, 2018 11:48 PM Author: passionate twinkling pit Still popping a cap into spaceporn and all pumos who support him. Come at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092596) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 10:33 AM Author: vigorous corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101300) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: dull business firm gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35102974) |
|
Date: January 7th, 2018 1:17 PM Author: Zombie-like genital piercing I’d vote to acquit and then write you a check for saving the taxpayer money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35102304) |