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Stealing other people's luggage. Especially from air shuttle...
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  01/07/18
Stealing other men’s stuff is 120. You’re a dirtbag. I’d hav...
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I don't understand the distinction you are making here. You ...
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  01/07/18
They just write it off.
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Another example of someone not understanding what writing of...
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  01/07/18
If someone steals from me, I can't write it off. But they...
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If you don't see the difference between personal property an...
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joke's on you, I only steal women's coats
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this. I had my coat stolen once. I hope you die of aids
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steal them from geeks who wear coats in spring and fall then...
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the problem is theres some dude who was desperately proud of...
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twist: you're legitimately a faggot
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You're a piece of shit.
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My buddy and I once thought we got our coats lifted at a bar...
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(OP's actual gameplan)
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Related: Mail a letter with 'real' address as return address...
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  01/07/18
crossing into America without a visa
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  01/07/18
That’s not a crime, Nazi
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What are you talking about? It's been a crime for at least t...
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Molestation
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  01/07/18
No body is going to believe a little shit like you.
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Paying the proper amount of federal income tax
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  01/07/18
It depends how you do it. Deduction inflation is easy, hidi...
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  01/07/18
Yep. Same impact.
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  01/07/18
(not a waiter)
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Yes, tipped professions are the classic example of being abl...
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I have a lot of clients in this space (what a faggy term tha...
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also works for publix subs
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*gets audited by Panera*
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I've often wondered what prevents people from stealing Starb...
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What if it’s something gross?
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Conscience
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not true at all and easier than ever to get caught.
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Most victimless crimes
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good. fuck Starbucks and their ashtray coffee
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misgendering
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(Folk who is/are going to get caught)
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really not cool though.
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Lol, people have floated murdering random people ITT and THI...
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Raskolnikov did nothing wrong
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Murder of random people you don't know
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shoplifting
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Got a year end review tomorrow Jenkins?
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Criminal speeding.
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Smashing someone's car window and stealing their shit
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Sodomy
brass hairless cuckoldry
  01/08/18
Conspiracy with Russia to rig an election, apparently
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Raping an escort
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  01/08/18
what happens when their 6'5'' pimp comes in with a .40 ?
yapping tanning salon
  01/08/18
You have your .44 magnum
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don't do incalls, duh
diverse base milk
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isnt the risk of getting robbed greater with outcalls ?
yapping tanning salon
  01/08/18
How? The Pimp isn't gonna walk through the hotel hallway ...
razzle-dazzle stag film round eye
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raping an escort, incall or outcall seems like a very risk t...
yapping tanning salon
  01/08/18
Well, rape-rape in general is a losing proposition. . .
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  01/08/18
oddly credited.
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public urination
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seems like a lot of work and risk involved 1) setting off...
yapping tanning salon
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local law enforcement also works directly with pawn shops. I...
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  01/08/18
this is probably extremely county-specific.
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Hate thoughts (for now)
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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery headpube international law enforcement agency

Stealing other people's luggage. Especially from air shuttles and trains.

Stealing coats from bars. Done this once or twice and never been caught. Best when there's just a huge mountain of coats, often on the other side of the bar from owners. Coats are expensive as fuck.

Walking out of prepackaged lunch places without paying. Nobody is ever there checking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103371)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Sepia cumskin stage

Stealing other men’s stuff is 120. You’re a dirtbag. I’d have way more respect for a shoplifter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103454)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Titillating Menage Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103617)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac magical temple

I don't understand the distinction you are making here. You think shit inside a shop doesn't belong to other men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103624)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: chocolate cracking parlour water buffalo

They just write it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103764)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: claret flirting sex offender

Another example of someone not understanding what writing off means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104697)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: chocolate cracking parlour water buffalo

If someone steals from me, I can't write it off.

But they can. And do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107080)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Spectacular location

If you don't see the difference between personal property and corporate property, GC has done its trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104766)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: yapping tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107720)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: 180 rose stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35129893)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: diverse base milk

joke's on you, I only steal women's coats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104738)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Curious Anal Prole Trailer Park

this. I had my coat stolen once. I hope you die of aids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107571)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108993)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: yapping tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107719)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Deep brunch

CR.

Very tacky. Also, someone had to go home with no coat on a cold night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107791)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: diverse base milk

steal them from geeks who wear coats in spring and fall then, ezpz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108119)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Vermilion church building

the problem is theres some dude who was desperately proud of that coat and he REALLY needed it for job interviews and the like, and he's totally broke, and getting a replacement is a terrible burden on him. Not cool, man, not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104717)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: well-lubricated theater stage blood rage

twist: you're legitimately a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108499)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Balding psychic

You're a piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109031)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: racy wagecucks

My buddy and I once thought we got our coats lifted at a bar and we went out to find two sloots standing outside smoking in them. Ended up fucking them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109048)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: vigorous bbw

(OP's actual gameplan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35130008)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: arousing gas station stain

(Nig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109077)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Geriatric Brethren Fortuitous Meteor

Strong poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103376)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103461)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: chest-beating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103628)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103382)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: chocolate cracking parlour water buffalo

Related: Mail a letter with 'real' address as return address.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103767)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: puce halford

crossing into America without a visa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103390)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: brass hairless cuckoldry

That’s not a crime, Nazi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107089)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Lascivious violent roommate

What are you talking about? It's been a crime for at least the past fifteen years. If you don't show id as you move between zones best case you're going to get impounded; worst case you'll end up on the wrong end of a hot 50 cal. This is one of the basic rules of the Kansas Protocol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107099)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:46 AM
Author: brass hairless cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107136)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: diverse base milk

Coat trick is CR. I just wish all these gooks wearing canada goose were taller than 5'5 or I would be parka rich.

Burglary is actually quite easy in nice neighborhoods. Just jimmy a window open, wait for the cops to come and think it's a false alarm, do it once more for good measure, then nobody comes the third time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103395)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Splenetic site

Molestation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103399)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: sienna irate place of business

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103402)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Splenetic site

No body is going to believe a little shit like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103409)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: clear house

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104400)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: bull headed fat ankles

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108686)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: White territorial orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109207)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: lake histrionic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109267)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: nighttime school

Paying the proper amount of federal income tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103406)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: White territorial orchestra pit

It depends how you do it. Deduction inflation is easy, hiding income much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103417)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: nighttime school

Yep. Same impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103436)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: bull headed fat ankles

(not a waiter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109194)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: White territorial orchestra pit

Yes, tipped professions are the classic example of being able to hide income... but in the credit card era, even that's much less true than it used to be. https://www.marketplace.org/2010/06/09/life/irs-keeping-tabs-restaurant-bar-tips



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109219)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: bull headed fat ankles

I have a lot of clients in this space (what a faggy term that is) and this is absolutely universal. They all claim some amount of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109327)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: White territorial orchestra pit

I sometimes discuss NFL games without the express written consent of the NFL and have never been caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103411)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: flesh faggotry national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103475)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Galvanic crotch marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103480)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac magical temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103630)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Red Dashing Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103639)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: odious sticky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103750)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: hairraiser nudist station stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103847)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: clear house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104405)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: chest-beating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104834)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: brass hairless cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107093)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Aromatic selfie business firm

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109037)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: bossy idiot masturbator

jaywalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103425)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Disturbing pit

I buy dialup at $9.99 a month and write off my $99 terabyte ibternet as a business expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103447)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: stubborn floppy office

Why would you bother buying 9.99 dial up, and just writer off the $99 anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109102)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Fuchsia deer antler

Presumably to show that he’s not using the 99.99 one for both business and personal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35115573)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: sienna irate place of business

Grabbing the meals people order online and get left on the "rapid pick up" shelf at Panera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103463)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: diverse base milk

also works for publix subs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103615)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: yapping tanning salon

good to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107721)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Disturbing pit

I’ve written this shit off for years. Have you ever even been audited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103664)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: brass hairless cuckoldry

*gets audited by Panera*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107095)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible brilliant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107832)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Glittery headpube international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104379)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: Deep brunch

I've often wondered what prevents people from stealing Starbucks drinks. Like just walking up and taking one of the cups on the counter that hasn't been claimed yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107801)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Orange Native Ceo

What if it’s something gross?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109282)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: Fuchsia deer antler

Conscience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35115576)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Khaki mexican friendly grandma

Guy at office next to mine prints money and buys me lunch with fake $20 bills several times a week. Drinks and everything. Literally haven't paid for lunch in years unless I'm with my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103467)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: aggressive coiffed antidepressant drug

Drugs and prostitution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103638)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103651)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: White territorial orchestra pit

If you just had a thrill for killing, you could hand a homeless guy poison food. The cops would just write it off as a random death from exposure, particularly in the cold. There would never be an autopsy to identify it was a murder and, even if it was, they'd never trace it back to you. For all we know, this happens all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104663)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: nighttime school

Insider trading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103666)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Glittery headpube international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104382)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: 180 rose stage

not true at all and easier than ever to get caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35129928)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Violent Old Irish Cottage

Stealing a roll of movie theater paper and then printing out your own tickets at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103735)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Ungodly Kitchen Kitty Cat

Most victimless crimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103766)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Slate sickened locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104393)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: umber incel

Walk into a crowded Starbucks and grab whatever drink is sitting there waiting to be claimed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103865)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Vermilion church building

lol thats a serious admin hassle and it shuts down the whole line for five minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104726)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: diverse base milk

good. fuck Starbucks and their ashtray coffee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104746)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Ruddy sanctuary

misgendering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104410)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: racy wagecucks

(Folk who is/are going to get caught)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109076)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: bull headed fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109192)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Slate sickened locale

child pornography

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104416)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Contagious foreskin

littering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104426)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Bespoke preventive strike

Genocide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104429)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant lavender church

stuffing a condom full of drugs and having your GF carry it for you across international borders in her vagina. unless you're already pre-flagged for some reason, they never suspect a thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104451)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Contagious foreskin

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104471)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: diverse base milk

very cr. also sticking weed up your ass, rappers on tour have their 6'8 ex felon bodyguards do this with whole ounces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107696)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Cordovan costumed crackhouse

Seamless before 8:00pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104457)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: maize razzle boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104711)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 5:10 AM
Author: Curious Anal Prole Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107573)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling beta candlestick maker field

Surprised no one has mentioned vandalism yet.

You can key random cars at night and have close to 0% chance of ever getting caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104464)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Contagious foreskin

(anarchist master man slowly bringing the systttem to its knees)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104733)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: brass hairless cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107100)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Vermilion church building

really not cool though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104843)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling beta candlestick maker field

Lol, people have floated murdering random people ITT and THIS is what causes the strongest reaction?

What a bunch of sociopaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109302)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: bull headed fat ankles

Raskolnikov did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109323)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:29 AM
Author: maize razzle boistinker

Nothing more chickenshit than fucking with a man's auto-mobile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107815)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: Lascivious violent roommate

You can die doing this; some cars have active security systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107828)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: diverse base milk

where's a trunk monkey when you need one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108580)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Lascivious violent roommate

real talk high end cars are being equipped with this shit now -- you can put a neuroinhibitor on a standard Carrera for $10k, although it's an undisclosed option available only to select clients on my understanding; it combines active monitoring of the near-perimeter of the car with a dynamic disc array that injects the projectile if there's a failure to stand down the security system within ten seconds of detected breach. Pretty nifty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108715)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: vigorous bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35130088)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Drunken casino

Murder of random people you don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104515)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Rusted appetizing lettuce

shoplifting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104548)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: bonkers bipolar roast beef pisswyrm

Got a year end review tomorrow Jenkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104673)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: brass hairless cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107101)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Lascivious violent roommate

*activates robocop ITT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107084)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible brilliant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107834)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: comical idiotic parlor feces

Criminal speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107097)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Peach Shrine

Smashing someone's car window and stealing their shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107153)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: brass hairless cuckoldry

Sodomy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107157)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: cyan domesticated kitty shitlib

Conspiracy with Russia to rig an election, apparently



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107164)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Violent Old Irish Cottage

Raping an escort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107567)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: yapping tanning salon

what happens when their 6'5'' pimp comes in with a .40 ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107724)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:58 AM
Author: garnet thriller library

You have your .44 magnum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107749)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: diverse base milk

don't do incalls, duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108122)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: yapping tanning salon

isnt the risk of getting robbed greater with outcalls ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108480)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film round eye

How?

The Pimp isn't gonna walk through the hotel hallway in full view of the security cameras so he can rob you.

Incall is easy b/c he is waiting in the bathroom or just shows up 15 min later at the hotel b/c he knows security is so shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109014)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: yapping tanning salon

raping an escort, incall or outcall seems like a very risk thing to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109143)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film round eye

Well, rape-rape in general is a losing proposition. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109224)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film round eye

oddly credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109005)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: ultramarine marvelous double fault trust fund

Stealing cable

Bittorrent

Crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107833)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Vermilion church building

public urination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108128)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz crusty lodge gaming laptop

Basically, from the content of this thread, it's pretty easy to act like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109026)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Vibrant avocado market

Right, it's pretty easy to act like a cunt when people use some faith in fellow humans to not be a scumbag in order to make life just a little bit easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109055)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring amber chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109034)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film round eye

Burglary,

Most people get caught because:

a) They cut themselves and leave blood

b) They are seen running out of the house with a bunch of shit in their arms.

c) THey run their fucking mouths to other people soon after the robbery.

Police aren't really going to call in CSI to investigate a residential robbery, especially if nobody was home.

You steal the shit, and then take it to a pawn shop in a different city.

BOOM!

Instant profit and local LEO have no state-wide system to pawn shops.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109093)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: yapping tanning salon

seems like a lot of work and risk involved

1) setting off an alarm

2) being caught on camera

3) getting bit by the family dog

4) getting caught doing recon

5) knowing with certainty that there are valuables inside , taking laptops and electronics that has personalized information seems like a sure way to get caught

6) don't LE work together with neighboring departments ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109120)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Galvanic crotch marketing idea

local law enforcement also works directly with pawn shops. I think one of the conditions of your pawnbrokers license is that you allow law enforcement to inspect merchandise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109196)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film round eye

That's why i said neighboring city.

I guarantee you Cop from City A is not driving down to City B to inspect shit for a run-of-the-mill residential burglary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109220)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: bull headed fat ankles

this is probably extremely county-specific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109239)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Galvanic crotch marketing idea

"Instant profit and local LEO have no state-wide system to pawn shops."

not true. the NCIC database has a record series for stolen property.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109182)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film round eye

How can you tell your PS3 from my PS3?

Do you remember the serial number?

Did you have something unique inscribed in it to separate it from the millions of other PS3's in the world?

That's assuming that LEO reaches out to the other pawn shop before the item is sold to someone else.

NCIC is great if there is something that can prove this laptop that was pawned is the SAME laptop that was stolen in a neighboring city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109217)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: alcoholic laughsome therapy

(dude who hasn't upgraded to PS4 yet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35115318)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: White territorial orchestra pit

TINTCR. It's high-risk for a "haul" of, at best, a few hundred bucks and you never know who has home security cameras or a gun. The pawn shop will then give you shit prices for your items. You're either giving them your real ID or trying to pass of a fake ID to a jaded pawnbroker.

If you're going to be a thieving piece of shit, there are MUCH better options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109205)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: bull headed fat ankles

cr smash&grab from basically anything EXCEPT an inhabited home would be far safer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109236)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: racy wagecucks

Hate thoughts (for now)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109095)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: bull headed fat ankles

Most low level petty crimes are easy as hell to get away with if your IQ is over 100; most people with IQs over 100 have no interest in low level petty crimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109189)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: White territorial orchestra pit

CR, most criminals essentially catch themselves. The cops just happen to be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109292)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: chocolate cracking parlour water buffalo

Homicide in Chicago: http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/04/88-percent-of-chicago-murderers-got-away-with-it-in-2017/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109314)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Sable Unhinged Cruise Ship

getting sandwiches made at 24 hour mini marts and then walking out without paying was pretty much a pastime in HS. it was an unwritten rule that the store was free from 1am to 4am so that was the only time we would do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35110131)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: passionate snowy theater trump supporter

inflating your hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35115388)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring amber chapel



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