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Stealing other people's luggage. Especially from air shuttle...
mahogany shrine
  01/07/18
Stealing other men’s stuff is 120. You’re a dirtbag. I’d hav...
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They just write it off.
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Another example of someone not understanding what writing of...
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If someone steals from me, I can't write it off. But they...
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If you don't see the difference between personal property an...
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joke's on you, I only steal women's coats
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  01/07/18
this. I had my coat stolen once. I hope you die of aids
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steal them from geeks who wear coats in spring and fall then...
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crossing into America without a visa
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  01/07/18
That’s not a crime, Nazi
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Molestation
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No body is going to believe a little shit like you.
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Paying the proper amount of federal income tax
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Yep. Same impact.
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(not a waiter)
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Yes, tipped professions are the classic example of being abl...
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also works for publix subs
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good to know
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What if it’s something gross?
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Conscience
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Murder of random people you don't know
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shoplifting
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Criminal speeding.
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Smashing someone's car window and stealing their shit
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Sodomy
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Conspiracy with Russia to rig an election, apparently
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Raping an escort
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what happens when their 6'5'' pimp comes in with a .40 ?
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You have your .44 magnum
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don't do incalls, duh
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isnt the risk of getting robbed greater with outcalls ?
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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: mahogany shrine

Stealing other people's luggage. Especially from air shuttles and trains.

Stealing coats from bars. Done this once or twice and never been caught. Best when there's just a huge mountain of coats, often on the other side of the bar from owners. Coats are expensive as fuck.

Walking out of prepackaged lunch places without paying. Nobody is ever there checking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103371)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: pearl weed whacker point

Stealing other men’s stuff is 120. You’re a dirtbag. I’d have way more respect for a shoplifter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103454)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: racy violet stead travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103617)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: obsidian community account box office

I don't understand the distinction you are making here. You think shit inside a shop doesn't belong to other men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103624)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Pearly charismatic partner

They just write it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103764)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Khaki native alpha

Another example of someone not understanding what writing off means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104697)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Pearly charismatic partner

If someone steals from me, I can't write it off.

But they can. And do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107080)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed greedy therapy associate

If you don't see the difference between personal property and corporate property, GC has done its trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104766)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: unhinged glittery stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107720)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: vigorous zippy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35129893)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

joke's on you, I only steal women's coats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104738)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Dull masturbator

this. I had my coat stolen once. I hope you die of aids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107571)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Excitant Azure Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108993)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: unhinged glittery stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107719)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: violent high-end gas station

CR.

Very tacky. Also, someone had to go home with no coat on a cold night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107791)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

steal them from geeks who wear coats in spring and fall then, ezpz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108119)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: vermilion casino

the problem is theres some dude who was desperately proud of that coat and he REALLY needed it for job interviews and the like, and he's totally broke, and getting a replacement is a terrible burden on him. Not cool, man, not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104717)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Olive learning disabled meetinghouse

twist: you're legitimately a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108499)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: citrine awkward tanning salon

You're a piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109031)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: dun chad dysfunction

My buddy and I once thought we got our coats lifted at a bar and we went out to find two sloots standing outside smoking in them. Ended up fucking them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109048)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Iridescent Adventurous People Who Are Hurt Garrison

(OP's actual gameplan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35130008)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: crawly comical heaven

(Nig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109077)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Histrionic degenerate whorehouse

Strong poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103376)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Lilac kink-friendly sanctuary famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103461)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: gay dead sandwich french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103628)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Walnut coiffed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103382)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Pearly charismatic partner

Related: Mail a letter with 'real' address as return address.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103767)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Cerise soggy really tough guy pozpig

crossing into America without a visa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103390)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: swollen karate

That’s not a crime, Nazi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107089)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Curious claret space cuckoldry

What are you talking about? It's been a crime for at least the past fifteen years. If you don't show id as you move between zones best case you're going to get impounded; worst case you'll end up on the wrong end of a hot 50 cal. This is one of the basic rules of the Kansas Protocol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107099)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:46 AM
Author: swollen karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107136)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

Coat trick is CR. I just wish all these gooks wearing canada goose were taller than 5'5 or I would be parka rich.

Burglary is actually quite easy in nice neighborhoods. Just jimmy a window open, wait for the cops to come and think it's a false alarm, do it once more for good measure, then nobody comes the third time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103395)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Cerebral crystalline field

Molestation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103399)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Abnormal Stag Film Macaca

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103402)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Cerebral crystalline field

No body is going to believe a little shit like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103409)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiotic den

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104400)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Hot nofapping senate

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108686)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Talented parlor psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109207)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz elite milk brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109267)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: gaped amber lay

Paying the proper amount of federal income tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103406)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Talented parlor psychic

It depends how you do it. Deduction inflation is easy, hiding income much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103417)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: gaped amber lay

Yep. Same impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103436)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Hot nofapping senate

(not a waiter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109194)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Talented parlor psychic

Yes, tipped professions are the classic example of being able to hide income... but in the credit card era, even that's much less true than it used to be. https://www.marketplace.org/2010/06/09/life/irs-keeping-tabs-restaurant-bar-tips



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109219)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Hot nofapping senate

I have a lot of clients in this space (what a faggy term that is) and this is absolutely universal. They all claim some amount of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109327)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Talented parlor psychic

I sometimes discuss NFL games without the express written consent of the NFL and have never been caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103411)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: floppy cruel-hearted market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103475)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Exciting Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103480)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: obsidian community account box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103630)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Duck-like soul-stirring coldplay fan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103639)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Sooty Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103750)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Effete plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103847)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiotic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104405)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: gay dead sandwich french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104834)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: swollen karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107093)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: House-broken School

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109037)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: bateful infuriating ticket booth laser beams

jaywalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103425)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Peach drunken hall circlehead

I buy dialup at $9.99 a month and write off my $99 terabyte ibternet as a business expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103447)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: titillating digit ratio

Why would you bother buying 9.99 dial up, and just writer off the $99 anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109102)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: diverse french kitty menage

Presumably to show that he’s not using the 99.99 one for both business and personal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35115573)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Abnormal Stag Film Macaca

Grabbing the meals people order online and get left on the "rapid pick up" shelf at Panera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103463)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

also works for publix subs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103615)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: unhinged glittery stage pistol

good to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107721)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Peach drunken hall circlehead

I’ve written this shit off for years. Have you ever even been audited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103664)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: swollen karate

*gets audited by Panera*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107095)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Bisexual glassy mental disorder legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107832)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: mahogany shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104379)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: violent high-end gas station

I've often wondered what prevents people from stealing Starbucks drinks. Like just walking up and taking one of the cups on the counter that hasn't been claimed yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107801)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Umber hell telephone

What if it’s something gross?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109282)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: diverse french kitty menage

Conscience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35115576)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: aquamarine idiot step-uncle's house

Guy at office next to mine prints money and buys me lunch with fake $20 bills several times a week. Drinks and everything. Literally haven't paid for lunch in years unless I'm with my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103467)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: vivacious talking corner

Drugs and prostitution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103638)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Walnut coiffed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103651)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Talented parlor psychic

If you just had a thrill for killing, you could hand a homeless guy poison food. The cops would just write it off as a random death from exposure, particularly in the cold. There would never be an autopsy to identify it was a murder and, even if it was, they'd never trace it back to you. For all we know, this happens all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104663)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: gaped amber lay

Insider trading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103666)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: mahogany shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104382)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: vigorous zippy chapel

not true at all and easier than ever to get caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35129928)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Big nubile friendly grandma cruise ship

Stealing a roll of movie theater paper and then printing out your own tickets at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103735)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Sienna marvelous office roast beef

Most victimless crimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103766)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: plum stain deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104393)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: cracking ruby multi-billionaire

Walk into a crowded Starbucks and grab whatever drink is sitting there waiting to be claimed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35103865)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: vermilion casino

lol thats a serious admin hassle and it shuts down the whole line for five minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104726)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

good. fuck Starbucks and their ashtray coffee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104746)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Bistre hairraiser corn cake

misgendering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104410)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: dun chad dysfunction

(Folk who is/are going to get caught)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109076)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Hot nofapping senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109192)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: plum stain deer antler

child pornography

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104416)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Onyx sex offender

littering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104426)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Shivering Police Squad

Genocide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104429)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Medicated Institution

stuffing a condom full of drugs and having your GF carry it for you across international borders in her vagina. unless you're already pre-flagged for some reason, they never suspect a thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104451)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Onyx sex offender

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104471)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

very cr. also sticking weed up your ass, rappers on tour have their 6'8 ex felon bodyguards do this with whole ounces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107696)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Chrome Spectacular Round Eye Theater

Seamless before 8:00pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104457)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: white giraffe mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104711)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 5:10 AM
Author: Dull masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107573)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Big-titted range

Surprised no one has mentioned vandalism yet.

You can key random cars at night and have close to 0% chance of ever getting caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104464)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Onyx sex offender

(anarchist master man slowly bringing the systttem to its knees)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104733)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: swollen karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107100)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: vermilion casino

really not cool though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104843)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Big-titted range

Lol, people have floated murdering random people ITT and THIS is what causes the strongest reaction?

What a bunch of sociopaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109302)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Hot nofapping senate

Raskolnikov did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109323)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:29 AM
Author: white giraffe mexican

Nothing more chickenshit than fucking with a man's auto-mobile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107815)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: Curious claret space cuckoldry

You can die doing this; some cars have active security systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107828)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

where's a trunk monkey when you need one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108580)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Curious claret space cuckoldry

real talk high end cars are being equipped with this shit now -- you can put a neuroinhibitor on a standard Carrera for $10k, although it's an undisclosed option available only to select clients on my understanding; it combines active monitoring of the near-perimeter of the car with a dynamic disc array that injects the projectile if there's a failure to stand down the security system within ten seconds of detected breach. Pretty nifty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108715)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Iridescent Adventurous People Who Are Hurt Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35130088)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Supple Impressive Mad Cow Disease

Murder of random people you don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104515)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: contagious bright national

shoplifting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104548)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Translucent indian lodge rigpig

Got a year end review tomorrow Jenkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35104673)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: swollen karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107101)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Curious claret space cuckoldry

*activates robocop ITT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107084)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: Bisexual glassy mental disorder legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107834)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Cream concupiscible spot

Criminal speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107097)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Burgundy church building

Smashing someone's car window and stealing their shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107153)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: swollen karate

Sodomy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107157)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Wagecucks Persian

Conspiracy with Russia to rig an election, apparently



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107164)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Big nubile friendly grandma cruise ship

Raping an escort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107567)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: unhinged glittery stage pistol

what happens when their 6'5'' pimp comes in with a .40 ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107724)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 7:58 AM
Author: Coral stirring international law enforcement agency area

You have your .44 magnum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107749)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: pink impertinent theater stage boltzmann

don't do incalls, duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108122)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: unhinged glittery stage pistol

isnt the risk of getting robbed greater with outcalls ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108480)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant Azure Pit

How?

The Pimp isn't gonna walk through the hotel hallway in full view of the security cameras so he can rob you.

Incall is easy b/c he is waiting in the bathroom or just shows up 15 min later at the hotel b/c he knows security is so shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109014)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: unhinged glittery stage pistol

raping an escort, incall or outcall seems like a very risk thing to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109143)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Excitant Azure Pit

Well, rape-rape in general is a losing proposition. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109224)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Excitant Azure Pit

oddly credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109005)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling forum

Stealing cable

Bittorrent

Crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35107833)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: vermilion casino

public urination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35108128)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Gold appetizing set roommate

Basically, from the content of this thread, it's pretty easy to act like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109026)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Maniacal Aromatic State Party Of The First Part

Right, it's pretty easy to act like a cunt when people use some faith in fellow humans to not be a scumbag in order to make life just a little bit easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109055)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Walnut coiffed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109034)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Excitant Azure Pit

Burglary,

Most people get caught because:

a) They cut themselves and leave blood

b) They are seen running out of the house with a bunch of shit in their arms.

c) THey run their fucking mouths to other people soon after the robbery.

Police aren't really going to call in CSI to investigate a residential robbery, especially if nobody was home.

You steal the shit, and then take it to a pawn shop in a different city.

BOOM!

Instant profit and local LEO have no state-wide system to pawn shops.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109093)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: unhinged glittery stage pistol

seems like a lot of work and risk involved

1) setting off an alarm

2) being caught on camera

3) getting bit by the family dog

4) getting caught doing recon

5) knowing with certainty that there are valuables inside , taking laptops and electronics that has personalized information seems like a sure way to get caught

6) don't LE work together with neighboring departments ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109120)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Exciting Fortuitous Meteor

local law enforcement also works directly with pawn shops. I think one of the conditions of your pawnbrokers license is that you allow law enforcement to inspect merchandise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109196)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Excitant Azure Pit

That's why i said neighboring city.

I guarantee you Cop from City A is not driving down to City B to inspect shit for a run-of-the-mill residential burglary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109220)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Hot nofapping senate

this is probably extremely county-specific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109239)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Exciting Fortuitous Meteor

"Instant profit and local LEO have no state-wide system to pawn shops."

not true. the NCIC database has a record series for stolen property.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109182)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Excitant Azure Pit

How can you tell your PS3 from my PS3?

Do you remember the serial number?

Did you have something unique inscribed in it to separate it from the millions of other PS3's in the world?

That's assuming that LEO reaches out to the other pawn shop before the item is sold to someone else.

NCIC is great if there is something that can prove this laptop that was pawned is the SAME laptop that was stolen in a neighboring city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109217)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Flushed faggotry crackhouse

(dude who hasn't upgraded to PS4 yet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35115318)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Talented parlor psychic

TINTCR. It's high-risk for a "haul" of, at best, a few hundred bucks and you never know who has home security cameras or a gun. The pawn shop will then give you shit prices for your items. You're either giving them your real ID or trying to pass of a fake ID to a jaded pawnbroker.

If you're going to be a thieving piece of shit, there are MUCH better options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109205)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Hot nofapping senate

cr smash&grab from basically anything EXCEPT an inhabited home would be far safer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109236)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: dun chad dysfunction

Hate thoughts (for now)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109095)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Hot nofapping senate

Most low level petty crimes are easy as hell to get away with if your IQ is over 100; most people with IQs over 100 have no interest in low level petty crimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109189)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Talented parlor psychic

CR, most criminals essentially catch themselves. The cops just happen to be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109292)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Pearly charismatic partner

Homicide in Chicago: http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/04/88-percent-of-chicago-murderers-got-away-with-it-in-2017/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35109314)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready trip property voyeur

getting sandwiches made at 24 hour mini marts and then walking out without paying was pretty much a pastime in HS. it was an unwritten rule that the store was free from 1am to 4am so that was the only time we would do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852341&forum_id=2#35110131)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: Sadistic wonderful site new version

inflating your hours

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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:01 AM
Author: Walnut coiffed abode



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Fragrant Brindle Hospital

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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Iridescent Adventurous People Who Are Hurt Garrison



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: razzle jew

Not paying taxes on crypto gains

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