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Orthodox Jew Here, Taking Questions On Judaism & Kikery
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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120300) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: Sooty Parlor Macaca Is it true that Jewish girls give the best blow jobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120588) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:15 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit ofs. jewesses are best in bed bc they're not sexually repressed. most non-jew whites are sexually repressed bc of christianity and its remnants in american society teaching that sex is bad.
jews are moral deviants. but their women have no hangups about sex and they love to fuck and know how to get themselves off.
though there is a subset of jewesses that is neurotic and too anxious to enjoy sex. |
Date: January 9th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Concupiscible frozen rehab generalized bond explain the need to destroy everything beautiful in the world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120316) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit it goes back at least to ancient greece.
what's "beautiful" to the goyim is disgusting to us.
jews were disgusted by "beautiful" ancient greece. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Supple home potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120334) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Concupiscible frozen rehab generalized bond st. peter's basilica seems beautiful the temple is a bunch of smelly men spasmodically jerking in an alley
i dont understand
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit one is a place of idol worship. the other is carrying out god's commandments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120348) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:12 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot i thought you cant type out god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121500) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit god is an english word and i dont see a reason not to type it out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121511) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: medicated senate Are you a self-loathing Jew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120330) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit no. i voted for trump. shitlib kikes are self-loathing jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120337) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: medicated senate Would not a self loathing Jew refer to Jews as kikes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120345) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit i refer to the self-loathing jews as kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120354) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Supple home potus http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3103262&mc=22&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120396) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:08 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120402) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:09 PM Author: medicated senate The definition of which is then, according to you, a liberal Jew. Is that just liberal politically or non-orthodox?
If in fact you’re orthodox is it not a commandment to bring your fellow Jews back to a more orthodox form of Judaism? And yet you denigrate them as worthless kikes?
Therefore, you’re either a confused Jew going against the commandments of the god you claim to worship and obey or you are a poorly conceived flame, or, as I initially posited, a self loathing Jew. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit liberal politically. though, in the US, most non-orthodox jews are shitlibs so it's kinda synonymous.
a lot of the shitlib kikes might not even be halachically jewish -- or are having kids with the goyim and their kids aren't either. they're going to breed themselves out of judaism.
i can comment on shitlib kikery on a global level. that doesn't stop me from helping individual jews become more religious. my mom might kosher her kitchen because of us, for example. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Supple home potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120335) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:08 PM Author: Underhanded amethyst office sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120410) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit we're keeping the family purity laws to some extent. which means we don't fuck when she's impure for about half the month (period over + 7 days waiting).
technically you're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed or touch each other or share food when she's impure.
but we're just interpreting the rule as no vaginal sex.
so it's our chance to experiment with getting each other off in other ways.
she gave me a 180 foot job on shabbat afternoon. she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: Underhanded amethyst office sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120463) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit i wanna fuck her armpit this week before she becomes pure again. unnnghhh..
yes, all bodily contact -- and even sharing food -- is forbidden.
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:17 PM Author: Underhanded amethyst office sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120493) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:15 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit she shaves her armpits every day in the shower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121043) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: lascivious dragon locale Lol at shomer fuck-knee-er (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120482) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120492) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: Learning disabled den gaping and i fucked her knee
---legit tears are being had rite nao |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:09 PM Author: cracking chartreuse base clown "I didn't want to be impure, so I fucked her knee." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121486) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121513) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: naked chapel water buffalo LJL jews really are sexual degenerates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120565) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: honey-headed zombie-like digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120998) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:09 PM Author: carnelian swashbuckling national persian go back to israel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120421) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:15 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot arent you a kike yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121523) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: carnelian swashbuckling national persian Irrelevant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121609) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Odious tattoo site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122002) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 12:18 AM Author: electric theater gaming laptop lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122313) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: appetizing sick whorehouse Bibi's 37-dimensional chess aligning with the far right: shrewd or destined to explode in his face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120475) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: Supple home potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120480) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:17 PM Author: beady-eyed cream dysfunction stag film Date: January 9th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: David Ben PDDJ-Gurion (*)
we're keeping the family purity laws to some extent. which means we don't fuck when she's impure for about half the month (period over + 7 days waiting). technically you're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed or touch each other or share food when she's impure.
but we're just interpreting the rule as no vaginal sex.
so it's our chance to experiment with getting each other off in other ways.
she gave me a 180 foot job on shabbat afternoon. she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120449)
she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.
she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.
she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.
she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.
she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: Supple home potus u getting off to this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120542) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit who wouldn't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121046) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:56 PM Author: Scarlet new version He's at least 50% flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120876) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: indigo motley business firm french chef Thoughts on HaOlam HaBa and the place of G-d in a nation that has largely rejected Him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120596) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit the nation meaning the jewish nation -- or america? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121052) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:31 PM Author: Scarlet new version Hypothetical: PDDJ, 5 years from now and with 2 kids realizes that Judaism is bullshit (after talking to her goy grandma or whoever) and converts to Christianity. Further, she makes the following demand: you must convert too, or she will fight you for custody of the kids (she will win because you're weird), and screw you over financially. Your move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121190) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:36 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit maimonides says you can fake convert to christianity to save your life.
i wonder if this qualifies. ask a rabbi and try to figure out if you can fake convert and then try to raise the kidsjewish? |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:38 PM Author: crystalline trip resort Merry Christmas! Come to our place for Christmas Eve? Lots of shellfish! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121245) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit *shows my dreidel to your 8y/o dotter when you're away hiding the presents* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121254) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:49 PM Author: Scarlet new version *she looks at you puzzled and then asks when Santa is coming* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121336) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:50 PM Author: crystalline trip resort *offers DBG Glühwein and Stollen* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121348) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:52 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit *doesnt offer you my little bags of chanukah gelt* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121369) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: crystalline trip resort win-win! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121372) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121515) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:49 PM Author: Scarlet new version Jesus is the reason for the season! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121331) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:50 PM Author: Scarlet new version How do you manage to get your now churchgoing kids Jewish?
Protip: I've known many kids that had mixed marriages that did both Church and Synagogue. Almost all end up Christian. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit megapoast and forcememe judaism on them as if it were an xo thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121362) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:06 PM Author: Scarlet new version Plan sounds good until it becomes clear that because they attend a nice, supportive Church they become mentally healthy enough to be disgusted by that sort of behavior. It backfires epically and they start to disgusted by anything Jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121464) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:59 PM Author: crystalline trip resort I could see that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121419) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:06 PM Author: Scarlet new version Yep, it kind of seems obvious when you think about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121471) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:15 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit reform judaism also does a horrible job of marketing. the only thing reform jews associate with judaism is the torture of sitting in shul for 3 days a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121525) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:42 PM Author: Scarlet new version Not really - and I speak from experience. The top reason is that Christianity is welcoming of people exploring and non-committed and Judaism isn't. They go to Church and they are super welcomed. Churches love people exploring and considering. Jews think you're a weird outsider who should probably just go back to Church. They mostly focus on telling you their rules (you know, you're expected to date/marry a Jew - you're going to do that, right? Oh, here's a skullcap, have to wear this. Oh, can't bring your Christian Bible...). Churches focus on making you feel one of the group.
Reformed Synagogues are better at this, but still much worse than Churches. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:11 PM Author: cracking chartreuse base clown Was your foreskin removed by someone's mouth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121490) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit surely not. rabbi wasnt an ultraortho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121528) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:13 PM Author: Fragrant Overrated Prole Nursing Home do you just stop working in biglaw when it gets dark on friday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121504) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit and then sing this on the way out -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SU979S2VT8&t=5s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121532) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:18 PM Author: Fragrant Overrated Prole Nursing Home you wear a yarmulke? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121539) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit only in shul or at jew events (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121552) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot why not all the time? ashamed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121560) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:24 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit it's not halacha (jewish law) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121568) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot One should not walk (or travel)[2] 4 Amot without a Kippah. Nowadays, the Kippah serves as an identification of religious Jews and so it is important to wear it in order to show that one fears Heaven. [3] It is a proper and praiseworthy practice to wear a Kippah even when one walks less than 4 Amot [4] or one stands or sits for the time it takes to walk 4 Amot [5], whether one is outside or indoors. [6] One is not allowed to make brachot without a Kippah, but if by accident (for example, the kippah fell off and one did not notice) one made a bracha without a Kippah, the bracha is acceptable after the fact. [7] Others believe one is require to repeat the bracha. [8] One is allowed to think about Torah even if one is not wearing a Kippah, such as if one is in bed (although not if one just awoke and has yet to say Birchot HaTorah) or by a pool. [9] One is allowed to greet a Jew who is not wearing a Kippah even if he will respond “Shalom” which has the status of Hashem’s name. [10] One is permitted to shower, sleep, and swim without a head covering. [11]Even at places where the minhag is not to wear a Kippah, such as one who is swimming, one must nonetheless wear a Kippah in order to say a bracha. [12] Riding in a moving car, train, or plane is considered like walking. [13 |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit it's still a custom. some argue it's a binding custom. but a binding custom is retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121649) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot can you "pass" for white around guileless goys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121561) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit in are country, i totally can. they dont expect jews.
in mfh, i think the goyim know what everyone is jewish. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM Author: Fragrant Overrated Prole Nursing Home what are your thoughts on Hasidic jews? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121564) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit do you mean haredi (ultra-orthodox)? most people dont even know what the fuck a "hasidic jew" is and use the term miserably wrongly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121607) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Fragrant Overrated Prole Nursing Home i live in brooklyn so i know. the dudes in south williamsburg, borough park, etc. dont be obtuse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121664) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit i dont have a different view on hasidic jews than i do on ultra-ortho jews generally.
i think full-time torah scholarship is only supposed to be for the best and brightest, and they should get real jobs and stop being leeches. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:24 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot explain the jew fascination with azn women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121570) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit i dont think this is a jew thing by any means. yellow fever is a white thing -- not solely a jewish thing.
though i think asians and jews are both 'model minorities' and have a lot of the same values -- hard work, education, etc. so AGWBJC marriages do make a lot of sense |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:25 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot have you ever cheated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121578) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit on a girl? on my taxes?
on a girl? no.
no reason to cheat if you're not married. break up. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: exhilarant factory reset button Are you going to have kids right away or wait? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121657) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit waiting a couple years. pddj is 26 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121717) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot describe your wife's wig and when she has to wear it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121660) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit she doesnt have a wig. she wears a hair covering at shul and in the jewish community. she shows her hair at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121725) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:41 PM Author: gaped vivacious legend wagecucks Would it be weird if I enrolled my kids in a jewish school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121702) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:44 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit they prob wont let you unless it's not religious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121730) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:54 PM Author: gaped vivacious legend wagecucks damn they can discriminate like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121805) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:00 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit not a MFE on the laws involved, but cant they just say something like ability to read hebrew required for admission into kindergarten, and your goy kids are SOL? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121849) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:01 PM Author: gaped vivacious legend wagecucks That sucks, I don't want my kids learning to be sheep. Jews teach their kids to question everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121860) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit cr. spending $$$$ on jewish private schools seems worth it if you avoid govt schools and the sheep propaganda (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121885) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:13 PM Author: gaped vivacious legend wagecucks What if we claimed to be Black Hebrew Israelites, you think theyd let us in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121940) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:22 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit they'd want to see your son's BBJC in training (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121985) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: gaped vivacious legend wagecucks big black jew cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122132) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:44 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot do you do that thing where you swing a live chicken over your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121745) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit nope. too barbaric. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121780) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot explain the whole idea of a woman "examining" her vagina with a cloth for period blood and showing this to a rabbi for inspection. does this really happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121778) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:52 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit yes it's required. ive poasted pddj's package of cloths. come to think of it, i should poast the bloody ones
you only need to show the rabbi if it's unclear. but you need to examine yourself every day until you're clean. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:54 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot LMAO what? so if it's ever unclear, you need to beeline to to the synagogue where there's a 24/7 male rabbi on call to inspect your period cloth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121804) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:59 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit basically.
they have rabbis do this rather than female torah scholars bc women are too emotional and arent good at following the letter of the law. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:06 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot how wet do jewish women get when rabbi shlomo fails their period inspection and forbids them from having sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121898) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit wet as fuck. "mikveh night" is delayed by 1 day :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121917) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:57 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot are you allowed to donate organs? can you accept an organ donation from a goyim? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121831) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:00 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit i have no idea, actually, w/o googling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121852) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot if it were kosher to donate a kidney, would you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121871) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit fuck no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121877) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot what about if a kidney donation was NOT kosher, but it was the only thing that would save PDDJ's life? would you do it anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121914) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:10 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121920) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:45 PM Author: Peach Floppy Mood Spot is there some kike law that lets you do this or are you professing heresy for earthly attachments? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122156) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:58 PM Author: Talented space A friend of mine passed. We went to the shiva. Kids were welcome so we brought ours, 2.5 & 1yr. There were these short chairs in the living room just lined up against the wall and next to them was even more seating, a couch on one side and arm chairs on the other. A group of children were all over the arm chairs and mine were in the mix. I sat in a small chair to keep my kids company and supervise. Later, the sister of the deceased informed me of my faux pas. I was mortified. I didn't know. She said not to worry about it, but I wonder. Horrible offence? Forgivable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121841) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit it's complicated, but you're not as responsible for your sins if you're a non-observant jew and never knew this shit.
also, the sister shouldn't have said anything to you. you're not supposed to embarrass another person. |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM Author: Umber Adventurous Forum Codepig now you Jews sound downright WASPy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:11 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit there's a myth about a shabbat guest drinking the hand-washing water (thinking it's to be drank not to be used to wash his hand), and the host also drank it so as to spare him the embarrassment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121928) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:53 PM Author: sienna partner Aren’t you allowed to sit on a short chair/stool? Just not regular height, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126180) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:49 PM Author: appetizing sick whorehouse did u see netflix doc on ultra ortho? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122176) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 12:20 AM Author: primrose orchestra pit i dont have netflix. do i look goy.
is it on torrents? |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:50 PM Author: sienna partner I did. Fuck those kikes man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126151) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:10 AM Author: Very Tactful Olive Indirect Expression Ape In the Passover and flood stories, why did God actively murder children? The only two possibilities I see are that he's not powerful enough to come up with a way to achieve his ends without murdering children (hence, not omnipotent) or that he simply enjoyed or at best had no preference against not murdering children (hence, evil). The apologetics I've seen never address this head-on, particular in the context of the flood story. Some fucking toddlers drowned in that shit and for what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35123360) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: thirsty really tough guy affirmative action the children were goys and therefore beasts of burden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126226) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:20 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit what's the difference between "actively murdering" kids in a flood and letting a poor innocent kid die of lymphoma or cancer or something -- or allowing the holocaust to happen?
if there's a god in the jewish sense, how is god letting kids drown in a flood any different than any other "bad things happen to good people" thing that god allows?
if there's a god, obviously he allows bad things to happen to good people. we can't possibly know why. |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: Very Tactful Olive Indirect Expression Ape This only raises further problems for the sky wizard hypothesis. In theory, it could insulate all children from harm. Not only does it fail to do so, it actively murders children.
A resort to "we can't possibly know why" is no more persuasive for a hypothetical sky wizard than it is for a run of the mill serial killer. Neither is worthy of worship; the serial killer is worthy of execution. If the homicidal sky wizard is real, then our top priority should be to find a way to defeat it, before it decides to commit genocide against us again.
So, again, is there a reason the sky wizard murders children? Or should we be finding a way to destroy it before it destroys us? If we cannot possibly know the reason it chooses to murder children, then logically it could choose to murder children again at any time, and preventing that outcome would be, if not the top priority of humanity, at least among the top priorities. We would therefore be morally obligated to find a way to destroy the sky wizard.
If the answer is we must humor the sky wizard because there' is no way to destroy then that is, I suppose, an answer that is plausible at the service level-- but then it means that the lot of humanity is to humor the capricious whims of a serial killer, lest it destroy us in another one of its tantrums. Is that what we are? |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: appetizing sick whorehouse " The apologetics I've seen never address this head-on, particular in the context of the flood story." Bro, that story was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh. |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:55 PM Author: Fighting Step-uncle's House blk guy here: my uncle is jewish how do we get holocaust reparation money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126190) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: primrose orchestra pit 800-KARS-4-NIGS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35128103) |
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