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st. peter's basilica seems beautiful the temple is a bunch ...
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one is a place of idol worship. the other is carrying out go...
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i thought you cant type out god
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Are you a self-loathing Jew?
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no. i voted for trump. shitlib kikes are self-loathing jews.
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Would not a self loathing Jew refer to Jews as kikes?
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i refer to the self-loathing jews as kikes
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The definition of which is then, according to you, a liberal...
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she shaves her armpits every day in the shower
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LJL jews really are sexual degenerates.
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go back to israel
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arent you a kike yourself
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He's at least 50% flame, right?
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the nation meaning the jewish nation -- or america?
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*doesnt offer you my little bags of chanukah gelt*
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Jesus is the reason for the season!
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Yep, it kind of seems obvious when you think about it.
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reform judaism also does a horrible job of marketing. the on...
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Was your foreskin removed by someone's mouth?
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surely not. rabbi wasnt an ultraortho
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do you just stop working in biglaw when it gets dark on frid...
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you wear a yarmulke?
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only in shul or at jew events
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why not all the time? ashamed?
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it's not halacha (jewish law)
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can you "pass" for white around guileless goys?
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what are your thoughts on Hasidic jews?
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i dont have a different view on hasidic jews than i do on ul...
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explain the jew fascination with azn women
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have you ever cheated
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Are you going to have kids right away or wait?
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waiting a couple years. pddj is 26
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describe your wife's wig and when she has to wear it
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she doesnt have a wig. she wears a hair covering at shul and...
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Would it be weird if I enrolled my kids in a jewish school?
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they prob wont let you unless it's not religious
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damn they can discriminate like that?
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they'd want to see your son's BBJC in training
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big black jew cock?
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do you do that thing where you swing a live chicken over you...
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if it were kosher to donate a kidney, would you?
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now you Jews sound downright WASPy
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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:57 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:26 PM
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Is it true that Jewish girls give the best blow jobs?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:15 PM
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ofs. jewesses are best in bed bc they're not sexually repressed. most non-jew whites are sexually repressed bc of christianity and its remnants in american society teaching that sex is bad.

jews are moral deviants. but their women have no hangups about sex and they love to fuck and know how to get themselves off.

though there is a subset of jewesses that is neurotic and too anxious to enjoy sex.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Poppy Bearded Ticket Booth

explain the need to destroy everything beautiful in the world

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:00 PM
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it goes back at least to ancient greece.

what's "beautiful" to the goyim is disgusting to us.

jews were disgusted by "beautiful" ancient greece.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM
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st. peter's basilica seems beautiful

the temple is a bunch of smelly men spasmodically jerking in an alley

i dont understand



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:02 PM
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one is a place of idol worship. the other is carrying out god's commandments.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:12 PM
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i thought you cant type out god

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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM
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god is an english word and i dont see a reason not to type it out

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: maniacal purple national associate

Are you a self-loathing Jew?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM
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no. i voted for trump. shitlib kikes are self-loathing jews.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: maniacal purple national associate

Would not a self loathing Jew refer to Jews as kikes?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:03 PM
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i refer to the self-loathing jews as kikes

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: maniacal purple national associate

The definition of which is then, according to you, a liberal Jew. Is that just liberal politically or non-orthodox?

If in fact you’re orthodox is it not a commandment to bring your fellow Jews back to a more orthodox form of Judaism? And yet you denigrate them as worthless kikes?

Therefore, you’re either a confused Jew going against the commandments of the god you claim to worship and obey or you are a poorly conceived flame, or, as I initially posited, a self loathing Jew.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:15 PM
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liberal politically. though, in the US, most non-orthodox jews are shitlibs so it's kinda synonymous.

a lot of the shitlib kikes might not even be halachically jewish -- or are having kids with the goyim and their kids aren't either. they're going to breed themselves out of judaism.

i can comment on shitlib kikery on a global level. that doesn't stop me from helping individual jews become more religious. my mom might kosher her kitchen because of us, for example.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:11 PM
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we're keeping the family purity laws to some extent. which means we don't fuck when she's impure for about half the month (period over + 7 days waiting).

technically you're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed or touch each other or share food when she's impure.

but we're just interpreting the rule as no vaginal sex.

so it's our chance to experiment with getting each other off in other ways.

she gave me a 180 foot job on shabbat afternoon. she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:16 PM
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i wanna fuck her armpit this week before she becomes pure again. unnnghhh..

yes, all bodily contact -- and even sharing food -- is forbidden.



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she shaves her armpits every day in the shower

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Lol at shomer fuck-knee-er

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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:39 PM
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and i fucked her knee

---legit tears are being had rite nao

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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:09 PM
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"I didn't want to be impure, so I fucked her knee."

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:23 PM
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LJL jews really are sexual degenerates.

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:09 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: sick brass stead

arent you a kike yourself

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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM
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Irrelevant

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Date: January 10th, 2018 12:18 AM
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:14 PM
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Bibi's 37-dimensional chess aligning with the far right: shrewd or destined to explode in his face?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:17 PM
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we're keeping the family purity laws to some extent. which means we don't fuck when she's impure for about half the month (period over + 7 days waiting).

technically you're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed or touch each other or share food when she's impure.

but we're just interpreting the rule as no vaginal sex.

so it's our chance to experiment with getting each other off in other ways.

she gave me a 180 foot job on shabbat afternoon. she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120449)

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:21 PM
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u getting off to this?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
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who wouldn't?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:56 PM
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He's at least 50% flame, right?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:27 PM
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Thoughts on HaOlam HaBa and the place of G-d in a nation that has largely rejected Him?

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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

the nation meaning the jewish nation -- or america?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121052)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Yapping spot incel

Hypothetical: PDDJ, 5 years from now and with 2 kids realizes that Judaism is bullshit (after talking to her goy grandma or whoever) and converts to Christianity. Further, she makes the following demand: you must convert too, or she will fight you for custody of the kids (she will win because you're weird), and screw you over financially. Your move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121190)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

maimonides says you can fake convert to christianity to save your life.

i wonder if this qualifies. ask a rabbi and try to figure out if you can fake convert and then try to raise the kidsjewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121230)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: godawful patrolman

Merry Christmas! Come to our place for Christmas Eve? Lots of shellfish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121245)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

*shows my dreidel to your 8y/o dotter when you're away hiding the presents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121254)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Yapping spot incel

*she looks at you puzzled and then asks when Santa is coming*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121336)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: godawful patrolman

*offers DBG Glühwein and Stollen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121348)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

*doesnt offer you my little bags of chanukah gelt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121369)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: godawful patrolman

win-win!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121372)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121515)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Yapping spot incel

Jesus is the reason for the season!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121331)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Yapping spot incel

How do you manage to get your now churchgoing kids Jewish?

Protip: I've known many kids that had mixed marriages that did both Church and Synagogue. Almost all end up Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121349)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

megapoast and forcememe judaism on them as if it were an xo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121362)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Yapping spot incel

Plan sounds good until it becomes clear that because they attend a nice, supportive Church they become mentally healthy enough to be disgusted by that sort of behavior. It backfires epically and they start to disgusted by anything Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121464)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: godawful patrolman

I could see that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121419)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Yapping spot incel

Yep, it kind of seems obvious when you think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121471)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

reform judaism also does a horrible job of marketing. the only thing reform jews associate with judaism is the torture of sitting in shul for 3 days a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121525)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Yapping spot incel

Not really - and I speak from experience. The top reason is that Christianity is welcoming of people exploring and non-committed and Judaism isn't. They go to Church and they are super welcomed. Churches love people exploring and considering. Jews think you're a weird outsider who should probably just go back to Church. They mostly focus on telling you their rules (you know, you're expected to date/marry a Jew - you're going to do that, right? Oh, here's a skullcap, have to wear this. Oh, can't bring your Christian Bible...). Churches focus on making you feel one of the group.

Reformed Synagogues are better at this, but still much worse than Churches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121706)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: white nubile becky

Was your foreskin removed by someone's mouth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121490)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

surely not. rabbi wasnt an ultraortho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121528)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Soggy property

do you just stop working in biglaw when it gets dark on friday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121504)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

and then sing this on the way out -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SU979S2VT8&t=5s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121532)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Soggy property

you wear a yarmulke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121539)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

only in shul or at jew events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121552)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: sick brass stead

why not all the time? ashamed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121560)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

it's not halacha (jewish law)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121568)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: sick brass stead

One should not walk (or travel)[2] 4 Amot without a Kippah. Nowadays, the Kippah serves as an identification of religious Jews and so it is important to wear it in order to show that one fears Heaven. [3]

It is a proper and praiseworthy practice to wear a Kippah even when one walks less than 4 Amot [4] or one stands or sits for the time it takes to walk 4 Amot [5], whether one is outside or indoors. [6]

One is not allowed to make brachot without a Kippah, but if by accident (for example, the kippah fell off and one did not notice) one made a bracha without a Kippah, the bracha is acceptable after the fact. [7] Others believe one is require to repeat the bracha. [8]

One is allowed to think about Torah even if one is not wearing a Kippah, such as if one is in bed (although not if one just awoke and has yet to say Birchot HaTorah) or by a pool. [9]

One is allowed to greet a Jew who is not wearing a Kippah even if he will respond “Shalom” which has the status of Hashem’s name. [10]

One is permitted to shower, sleep, and swim without a head covering. [11]Even at places where the minhag is not to wear a Kippah, such as one who is swimming, one must nonetheless wear a Kippah in order to say a bracha. [12]

Riding in a moving car, train, or plane is considered like walking. [13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121634)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

it's still a custom. some argue it's a binding custom. but a binding custom is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121649)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: sick brass stead

can you "pass" for white around guileless goys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121561)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

in are country, i totally can. they dont expect jews.

in mfh, i think the goyim know what everyone is jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121613)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Soggy property

what are your thoughts on Hasidic jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121564)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

do you mean haredi (ultra-orthodox)? most people dont even know what the fuck a "hasidic jew" is and use the term miserably wrongly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121607)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Soggy property

i live in brooklyn so i know. the dudes in south williamsburg, borough park, etc. dont be obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121664)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

i dont have a different view on hasidic jews than i do on ultra-ortho jews generally.

i think full-time torah scholarship is only supposed to be for the best and brightest, and they should get real jobs and stop being leeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121712)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: sick brass stead

explain the jew fascination with azn women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121570)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

i dont think this is a jew thing by any means. yellow fever is a white thing -- not solely a jewish thing.

though i think asians and jews are both 'model minorities' and have a lot of the same values -- hard work, education, etc. so AGWBJC marriages do make a lot of sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121629)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: sick brass stead

have you ever cheated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121578)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

on a girl? on my taxes?

on a girl? no.

no reason to cheat if you're not married. break up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121602)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: 180 Violent Set

Are you going to have kids right away or wait?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121657)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

waiting a couple years. pddj is 26

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121717)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: sick brass stead

describe your wife's wig and when she has to wear it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121660)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

she doesnt have a wig. she wears a hair covering at shul and in the jewish community. she shows her hair at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121725)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: multi-colored base pervert

Would it be weird if I enrolled my kids in a jewish school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121702)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

they prob wont let you unless it's not religious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121730)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored base pervert

damn they can discriminate like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121805)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

not a MFE on the laws involved, but cant they just say something like ability to read hebrew required for admission into kindergarten, and your goy kids are SOL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121849)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: multi-colored base pervert

That sucks, I don't want my kids learning to be sheep. Jews teach their kids to question everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121860)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

cr. spending $$$$ on jewish private schools seems worth it if you avoid govt schools and the sheep propaganda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121885)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: multi-colored base pervert

What if we claimed to be Black Hebrew Israelites, you think theyd let us in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121940)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

they'd want to see your son's BBJC in training

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121985)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: multi-colored base pervert

big black jew cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122132)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122149)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: sick brass stead

do you do that thing where you swing a live chicken over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121745)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

nope. too barbaric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121780)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: sick brass stead

explain the whole idea of a woman "examining" her vagina with a cloth for period blood and showing this to a rabbi for inspection. does this really happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121778)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

yes it's required. ive poasted pddj's package of cloths. come to think of it, i should poast the bloody ones

you only need to show the rabbi if it's unclear. but you need to examine yourself every day until you're clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121789)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: sick brass stead

LMAO what? so if it's ever unclear, you need to beeline to to the synagogue where there's a 24/7 male rabbi on call to inspect your period cloth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121804)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

basically.

they have rabbis do this rather than female torah scholars bc women are too emotional and arent good at following the letter of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121843)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: sick brass stead

how wet do jewish women get when rabbi shlomo fails their period inspection and forbids them from having sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121898)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

wet as fuck. "mikveh night" is delayed by 1 day :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121917)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: sick brass stead

are you allowed to donate organs? can you accept an organ donation from a goyim?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121831)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

i have no idea, actually, w/o googling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121852)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: sick brass stead

if it were kosher to donate a kidney, would you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121871)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

fuck no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121877)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: sick brass stead

what about if a kidney donation was NOT kosher, but it was the only thing that would save PDDJ's life? would you do it anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121914)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121920)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: sick brass stead

is there some kike law that lets you do this or are you professing heresy for earthly attachments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122156)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Canary kitchen kitty

A friend of mine passed. We went to the shiva. Kids were welcome so we brought ours, 2.5 & 1yr. There were these short chairs in the living room just lined up against the wall and next to them was even more seating, a couch on one side and arm chairs on the other. A group of children were all over the arm chairs and mine were in the mix. I sat in a small chair to keep my kids company and supervise. Later, the sister of the deceased informed me of my faux pas. I was mortified. I didn't know. She said not to worry about it, but I wonder. Horrible offence? Forgivable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121841)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

it's complicated, but you're not as responsible for your sins if you're a non-observant jew and never knew this shit.

also, the sister shouldn't have said anything to you. you're not supposed to embarrass another person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121873)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: chrome diverse national security agency

now you Jews sound downright WASPy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121916)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

there's a myth about a shabbat guest drinking the hand-washing water (thinking it's to be drank not to be used to wash his hand), and the host also drank it so as to spare him the embarrassment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121928)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: aquamarine metal parlour

Aren’t you allowed to sit on a short chair/stool? Just not regular height, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126180)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Stubborn Coiffed Dingle Berry Mad Cow Disease

did u see netflix doc on ultra ortho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122176)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

i dont have netflix. do i look goy.

is it on torrents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122321)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: aquamarine metal parlour

I did. Fuck those kikes man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126151)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: insanely creepy laser beams

In the Passover and flood stories, why did God actively murder children? The only two possibilities I see are that he's not powerful enough to come up with a way to achieve his ends without murdering children (hence, not omnipotent) or that he simply enjoyed or at best had no preference against not murdering children (hence, evil). The apologetics I've seen never address this head-on, particular in the context of the flood story. Some fucking toddlers drowned in that shit and for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35123360)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: blathering bright meetinghouse

the children were goys and therefore beasts of burden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126226)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

what's the difference between "actively murdering" kids in a flood and letting a poor innocent kid die of lymphoma or cancer or something -- or allowing the holocaust to happen?

if there's a god in the jewish sense, how is god letting kids drown in a flood any different than any other "bad things happen to good people" thing that god allows?

if there's a god, obviously he allows bad things to happen to good people. we can't possibly know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35128138)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy laser beams

This only raises further problems for the sky wizard hypothesis. In theory, it could insulate all children from harm. Not only does it fail to do so, it actively murders children.

A resort to "we can't possibly know why" is no more persuasive for a hypothetical sky wizard than it is for a run of the mill serial killer. Neither is worthy of worship; the serial killer is worthy of execution. If the homicidal sky wizard is real, then our top priority should be to find a way to defeat it, before it decides to commit genocide against us again.

So, again, is there a reason the sky wizard murders children? Or should we be finding a way to destroy it before it destroys us? If we cannot possibly know the reason it chooses to murder children, then logically it could choose to murder children again at any time, and preventing that outcome would be, if not the top priority of humanity, at least among the top priorities. We would therefore be morally obligated to find a way to destroy the sky wizard.

If the answer is we must humor the sky wizard because there' is no way to destroy then that is, I suppose, an answer that is plausible at the service level-- but then it means that the lot of humanity is to humor the capricious whims of a serial killer, lest it destroy us in another one of its tantrums. Is that what we are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35129450)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Stubborn Coiffed Dingle Berry Mad Cow Disease

" The apologetics I've seen never address this head-on, particular in the context of the flood story."

Bro, that story was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35128228)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: low-t bronze school

blk guy here: my uncle is jewish how do we get holocaust reparation money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126190)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Mood Casino

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Date: January 10th, 2018 11:08 PM
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