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IFNB Songbook: Hakuna Ma-Cock-A (repost)

(Reposting in IFNB bort) ---- Hakuna Ma-cock-a! It can sh...
Bonkers 180 black woman
  01/09/18
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Awkward vengeful stain
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adventurous hot address
  01/09/18
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Bonkers 180 black woman
  01/10/18
180, but you have the third stanza wrong. Rewatching the mo...
Aqua judgmental heaven jew
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Bonkers 180 black woman
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Bonkers 180 black woman
  01/23/18


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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Bonkers 180 black woman

(Reposting in IFNB bort)

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

It can shoot a fat load

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Jerk it, and it'll explode

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It means no clothmos

Using up the bench press

It's our shitlib-free philosophy

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

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Why, when he was a young lifter

When I was a young training-twink!

Very nice!

Thanks!

He found his boihole lacked a certain appeal

Even an average BEEFMEETSTICK would make him squeal

I was a sensitive soul, who couldn't handle a MANCOCK

And it hurt that couldn't be a good COCK-DOCK

And oh, the shame

(He was ashamed!)

Thought of putting on cloths!

(Oh, who needs cloths?)

And I got a soft penis

(How did you feel?)

Every time that I-

CHANDLER! Not in front of the kids!

Oh... sorry

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

What a tasty snack

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

You want one in your crack

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It means no clothmos

Using up the squat rack

It's our fiat-free philosophy

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=2#35120586)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Awkward vengeful stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=2#35120606)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: adventurous hot address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=2#35120675)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Bonkers 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=2#35124989)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Aqua judgmental heaven jew

180, but you have the third stanza wrong. Rewatching the movie yields the line "It means no clothmos with their clitpeen chodes." Please fix and we will add to the Songbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=2#35161856)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Bonkers 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=2#35213932)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Bonkers 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=2#35221242)