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PDDJ's Sister's Wedding Doing Cocktail Hour Before Ceremony. Retard Tell?
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:15 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke pddj's retard mom convinced her long ago to do a saturday wedding and that sunday weddings are sps. so she's long been booked for a saturday wedding.
after seeing our 180 wedding, pddj's sister decided all of the sudden that she wanted to use our rabbi and have a "jewish" wedding after all.
rabbi told her that he won't marry them on saturday unless it's after sundown and enough time for him to drive over since he keeps shabbat.
she looked around for other rabbis who do shabbat weddings. i guess there are so few rabbis in are country that you cant find a shitlib fake rabbi who will do a shabbat wedding.
so she decided to use our wedding rabbi and have the ceremony at 8pm after shabbat.
the venue is 7pm to 11:30, so she's gonna have the cocktail hour at 7pm.
so that means reception will start at like 8:45pm or 9pm by the time everyone is seated. and with introductions and shit people aren't gonna get fed until 9:30pm. right?
they're doing prole goy shit and they'll probably barely have enough food for the cocktail hour.
talk about prole goy starving their guests.
am i right that this is sps? |
Date: January 10th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: Jet-lagged Bisexual Hissy Fit jesus christ just post pics of her tits and allow us to move on with our lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128618) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke pddj's sister has b+/c-'s i think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128621) |
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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:35 PM Author: Jet-lagged Bisexual Hissy Fit (i'm not looking for pics of the sister, friend) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35457942) |
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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:37 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35457947) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: Talented shaky hell mexican sounds like a fuckn party faggit. oh boo hoo PDDJ won't get to stuff her face for an extra hour. your panties must be on too tight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128624) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke we had 6 hours of top shelf open bar (selected by XO) and a shitton of 180 food free flowing. that's a party.
after cocktail hour, they're just having shitty wine on the table at dinner, afaik. |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:23 PM Author: Trip dopamine WOW tell us more about your 6 hours of open bar at your SUNDAY friendless wedding you dumb faggot.
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:24 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke you seem like a maf virgin gook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128688) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:41 PM Author: Trip dopamine Sorry rich white male here who actually has friends and social skills and a family. You seem mad you sheet fucking falafel eater. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133629) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:42 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke (xo poa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133647) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 1:45 AM Author: contagious genital piercing quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35130498) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Wonderful national security agency stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133344) |
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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Jet-lagged Bisexual Hissy Fit selected by xo?
what'd you have? |
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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:38 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&mc=130&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35457952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: thriller mentally impaired knife 8pm is way too late to have the ceremony. And the cocktail hour is after the ceremony but before the reception. You don't want people taking swigs of vodka tonics in the pews while the rabbi reads sacred scripture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128632) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke http://nutrition-facts.org/vodka-swigs-during-chuppah-ceremony/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128648) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: rough-skinned locus Cocktail hour BEFOR and AFTER ceremony is 180 as fuck, but only if the ceremony is one of the 180 15 minute ceramonies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128664) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke our ceremony was under 20 minutes including the processional/recessional shit. jews know how to do it quickly and get on to the food. sister is having groomsmen/bridesmaids unlike us, so it may be a little longer.
their cocktail hour is before only, not after. after ceremony, they go into the reception.
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:26 PM Author: thriller mentally impaired knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128707) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:41 PM Author: rough-skinned locus If going right into reception, then you need to have cocktail hour before ceremony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133632) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:44 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke which is retarded especially given the timing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133667) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:25 PM Author: irradiated giraffe bro, your wedding was not 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128698) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:27 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke true, all weddings are stupid and retarded and no wedding is 180. but ours is as good as it gets and people said it's the best wedding they've ever been to bc of the food and the booze. people just want to eat and drink. that's how you please your guests.
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:31 PM Author: irradiated giraffe i'm glad you finally sealed the deal, and hopefully your sheets don't smell like curry any time soon.
my bro will be getting married in the not so distant future, and it will be a retarded affair, including the lead up to it. |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke they smell like curry tonight. we made a 180 spicy paki chicken dish last night though and the whole house smells. maybe the cooking is to disguise her extracurricular activities.
bro as in brother (not friend)? weddings are so fucking gay for the whole family. |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:03 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy hyperventilating range chad it was 160. solidly top quarter of all weddings i've been to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133353) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:39 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke (creep who tried to feel pddj's dd's lifting her in the hora) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133603) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:41 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy hyperventilating range chad MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133630) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 6:39 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35134990) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke UPDATE: just found out the cocktail hour is shitty passed appetizers only. jfc at this prole goy shit. literally starving their guests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133291) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:02 PM Author: Wonderful national security agency stock car maybe they should just have the reception and dinner at a normal fucking hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133350) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke cr this whole thing is retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133392) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:04 PM Author: black becky If only they ovened their guests too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133358) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:40 PM Author: Khaki stead DBG, who did you hire to stand in as your best man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133618) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:44 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&mc=32&forum_id=2#35133353 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133676) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:40 PM Author: mahogany parlour Sunday weddings are absolutely SPS. I immediately assume the people are cheapskates who wouldn't pay the Saturday price for the venue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133623) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:42 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy hyperventilating range chad Sunday weddings are the worst.
I'd much rather go to a Friday wedding. |
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Date: January 12th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke ashkenazim in the shtetls used to have friday afternoon wedding so they could do the receptions on friday night and not have to pay for both a shabbat meal and a wedding and they'd save the cost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35140252) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:45 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke jfc we've been discussing this for a year. this is xo toxic flame that they're done for cheapness. they were not any cheaper in pddj's are country hometown. you may think they sunday weddings suck, but they're not cheaper.
plus, all jewish weddings are on sunday. |
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Date: January 12th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35140242) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: Violet autistic indirect expression Didn’t you have literally zero friends of yours to invite and your own brother didn’t even come to your wedding? Should you really be throwing shade on anyone else’s wedding planning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133698) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:48 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy hyperventilating range chad (new poaster, first day) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133705) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:54 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke ? brother came (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133755) |
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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:40 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35455859) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:16 PM Author: laughsome school yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35462930) |