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Heretic-mo here. What goes on in Catholic mass?

Some priest wearing a fancy costume spreads some incense out...
Swollen Vivacious Church Building Police Squad
  01/14/18
Sadly, the Latin went away in 1965. There's a reading from t...
swashbuckling black feces set
  01/14/18
But you still get DAT INCENSE BALL? No Latin is a bit TTT
Swollen Vivacious Church Building Police Squad
  01/14/18
Not typically ime
Histrionic coiffed hissy fit son of senegal
  01/14/18
big swinging incense balls every time this neck of the woods...
Stubborn Burgundy Mental Disorder Messiness
  01/14/18
usually only for special occasions. maybe every time if you ...
swashbuckling black feces set
  01/14/18
Ah gotcha Yall have bomb ass hymns or you singing the sa...
Swollen Vivacious Church Building Police Squad
  01/14/18
Chant is the bombass part. Hymns are kinda ttt imho.
Wild tank
  01/14/18
...
Lavender Juggernaut Haunted Graveyard
  01/14/18
cr re: chants. there's a world of difference between traditi...
Pearl coldplay fan
  01/14/18
Literally none of what you said
Khaki Goal In Life
  01/14/18
I go to Latin MASS. So do some other poasters. Here is a t...
Wild tank
  01/14/18
I always go to high Mass because I'm in the choir.
Rose Chest-beating Kitty
  01/15/18
I also go to mass high on occasion
maize french chef
  01/17/18
https://youtu.be/aqIl7IB3n4g
Wild tank
  01/14/18
veils in church is a 180 custom, i'm glad it's starting to c...
Pearl coldplay fan
  01/14/18
surprised at how many people there are in walmart jogging pa...
Stubborn Burgundy Mental Disorder Messiness
  01/14/18
We have to start somewhere. My parish has a rubric for dres...
Wild tank
  01/14/18
Have you ever seen the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ry...
Idiotic soul-stirring international law enforcement agency
  01/14/18
...
Rambunctious theater stage place of business
  01/14/18
spin, ratfucks
Appetizing ticket booth ratface
  01/14/18
...
misanthropic location kitty cat
  01/17/18
according to Catholics, the literal exact same thing as Good...
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/14/18
Song Intro to mass Old Testament reading Song Ne...
naked coffee pot station
  01/14/18
Act of contrition at the start is 180
Lavender Juggernaut Haunted Graveyard
  01/14/18
protip: Christ already died for your sins and forgiveness is...
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/14/18
explain limp wristed protestants who accept proposition that...
turquoise market useless brakes
  01/15/18
Everything that isn't five-point calvinism is just catholic-...
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/16/18
acts define faith faggot
Mentally impaired green chapel
  01/16/18
man has no free will since the fall and total depravity make...
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/16/18
dude you sound like a huge faggot and you would not be welco...
Mentally impaired green chapel
  01/16/18
i don't want to be part of a church full of superstition and...
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/16/18
(guy trying to justify his own behavior)
Rambunctious theater stage place of business
  01/16/18
(guy who thinks a literal socialist can forgive sins for fol...
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/16/18
Absolutely Devastating
Doobsian piazza
  01/17/18
Song sprinkling of water introit kyrie Gloria collects ...
Rose Chest-beating Kitty
  01/15/18
ET VERBUM CARO FACTUM EST *kneels*
Wild tank
  01/16/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFjvCn_Ka4 https://www.y...
Wild tank
  01/16/18
180
Rose Chest-beating Kitty
  01/17/18
120 the Psalter hymns are 180 https://www.youtube.com/wa...
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/17/18
lol @ this insanity
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/17/18
might as well throw in a CREDO https://www.youtube.com/...
Wild tank
  01/16/18
Here's a Mass we did recently https://m.youtube.com/watch?...
Rose Chest-beating Kitty
  01/17/18
...
topaz dashing property
  01/16/18
Assfaggot runs day game, cold approaches in a pukka shell ne...
Lavender Juggernaut Haunted Graveyard
  01/17/18
Vatican II was a mistake
blathering gas station
  01/17/18
agreed, it makes romanism seem far more benign than it is
puce stirring space genital piercing
  01/17/18
during which part do they molest young boys?
razzmatazz maroon corner
  01/17/18


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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Swollen Vivacious Church Building Police Squad

Some priest wearing a fancy costume spreads some incense out of a ball, says a bunch of things in Latin, churchgoers cross each other a bunch and say Hail Marys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156141)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling black feces set

Sadly, the Latin went away in 1965. There's a reading from the OT and NT. The priest gives a speech called a homiliy. Then you get body and blood of christ literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156153)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Swollen Vivacious Church Building Police Squad

But you still get DAT INCENSE BALL?

No Latin is a bit TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156158)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Histrionic coiffed hissy fit son of senegal

Not typically ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156162)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Stubborn Burgundy Mental Disorder Messiness

big swinging incense balls every time this neck of the woods



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156596)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling black feces set

usually only for special occasions. maybe every time if you have a large parish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156167)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Swollen Vivacious Church Building Police Squad

Ah gotcha

Yall have bomb ass hymns or you singing the same Kyrie Eleison and Gloria in Excelsis Deo stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156176)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Wild tank

Chant is the bombass part. Hymns are kinda ttt imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156541)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Lavender Juggernaut Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156571)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Pearl coldplay fan

cr re: chants. there's a world of difference between traditional (e.g. counter-reformation) hymns in 4/4 and VCII hippy noise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156601)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Khaki Goal In Life

Literally none of what you said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156587)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Wild tank

I go to Latin MASS. So do some other poasters. Here is a typical high MASS. I normally go to low mass, but will go to high MASS when I need a Gregorian chant fix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156534)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Kitty

I always go to high Mass because I'm in the choir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164738)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: maize french chef

I also go to mass high on occasion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179664)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Wild tank

https://youtu.be/aqIl7IB3n4g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156535)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Pearl coldplay fan

veils in church is a 180 custom, i'm glad it's starting to come back in tradcon circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156552)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Stubborn Burgundy Mental Disorder Messiness

surprised at how many people there are in walmart jogging pants at a high latin mass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156586)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Wild tank

We have to start somewhere. My parish has a rubric for dress. Many do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156634)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Idiotic soul-stirring international law enforcement agency

Have you ever seen the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan? It's like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156538)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious theater stage place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156598)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Appetizing ticket booth ratface

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156742)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: misanthropic location kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174049)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

according to Catholics, the literal exact same thing as Good Friday except "unbloody"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156583)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: naked coffee pot station

Song

Intro to mass

Old Testament reading

Song

New Testament reading

Song

Reading from the gospel

Homilie

Nicene Creed

Collecting donations to church

Beginning of the Eucharist process

Peace be with you section of mass

The eucharist

Song

Announcements

Closing of the mass

Song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156600)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Lavender Juggernaut Haunted Graveyard

Act of contrition at the start is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156708)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

protip: Christ already died for your sins and forgiveness is through faith alone, not your acts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156746)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: turquoise market useless brakes

explain limp wristed protestants who accept proposition that "Faith --> Acts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164786)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

Everything that isn't five-point calvinism is just catholic-lite; anglicans, lutherans, methodists, etc. are catholics in denial

also calvinism is the only doctrine with dat intellectual RIGOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172629)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired green chapel

acts define faith faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172666)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

man has no free will since the fall and total depravity makes him completely unable to even know, let alone choose, to do good from evil - in other words, humans are totally depraved in mind, body, and soul, you cannot choose to do good, abstain from evil, or to love God as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172681)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Mentally impaired green chapel

dude you sound like a huge faggot and you would not be welcome in my church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172691)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

i don't want to be part of a church full of superstition and idolatry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172701)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious theater stage place of business

(guy trying to justify his own behavior)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172784)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

(guy who thinks a literal socialist can forgive sins for following him on twitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172820)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Doobsian piazza

Absolutely Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179705)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Kitty

Song

sprinkling of water

introit

kyrie

Gloria

collects

epistle

gradual

alleluia

gospel

homily

credo

offertory

eucharist stuff

sanctus

agnus dei

communion

last gospel

song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164819)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Wild tank

ET VERBUM CARO FACTUM EST

*kneels*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172930)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Wild tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFjvCn_Ka4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysyPGf26KqE (very 180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172956)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174046)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

120

the Psalter hymns are 180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dl0SXS_QiY&list=PL2VxzxZQux_vHulp-R8YDqPzsN6CXnb5Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179647)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

lol @ this insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Wild tank

might as well throw in a CREDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmMmkfK93co

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172965)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Kitty

Here's a Mass we did recently

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wVaD2_RmO8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174104)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: topaz dashing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172950)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:58 AM
Author: Lavender Juggernaut Haunted Graveyard

Assfaggot runs day game, cold approaches in a pukka shell necklace and Sperrys in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35173653)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: blathering gas station

Vatican II was a mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179667)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: puce stirring space genital piercing

agreed, it makes romanism seem far more benign than it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179730)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz maroon corner

during which part do they molest young boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35180013)